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George Carlin's American Dream

"Why would I do that?" That's when you have tomelt yourself down and pour yourself intoa...

"Why would I do that?" That's when you have to
melt yourself down and pour yourself into
a different bottle, to collaborate. Hey, the streets are safer
with you behind bars

Full Transcript

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"Why would I do that?"
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That's when you have to melt yourself down
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and pour yourself into a different bottle,
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to collaborate.
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Hey, the streets are safer with you behind bars.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:45
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
Production
Rendez-Vous Production

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Movie Summary

Interviews with George Carlin's family and friends, material from his stand-up specials and footage from his personal archive.
S01 • E02 ...and told me it had been canceled... - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
...and told me it had been canceled...
S01 • E01 At a certain point in his career, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:12
At a certain point in his career,
S01 • E02 ...I said, "Thank you." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:08
...I said, "Thank you."
S01 • E02 CALLER: Hi, George. I'm a big fan of yours. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:13
CALLER: Hi, George. I'm a big fan of yours.
S01 • E01 STEPHEN COLBERT: And I'm a Catholic. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:17
STEPHEN COLBERT: And I'm a Catholic.
S01 • E02 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:13
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
S01 • E02 It's called "Free-Floating Hostility." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:08
It's called "Free-Floating Hostility."
S01 • E01 And I went, "Oh, I can look at my own faith this way, too?" - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
And I went, "Oh, I can look at my own faith this way, t...
S01 • E01 'Cause that's what they taught us, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
'Cause that's what they taught us,
S01 • E02 People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers.
S01 • E02 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -What about these people - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -What about these people
S01 • E01 A mortal sin had to be a grievous offense, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
A mortal sin had to be a grievous offense,
S01 • E02 What about these guys who tell you, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
What about these guys who tell you,
S01 • E02 White guys who wear their baseball hats backwards? - George Carlin's American Dream 00:04
White guys who wear their baseball hats backwards?
S01 • E01 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -You had to wanna. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -You had to wanna.
S01 • E01 In fact, "wanna" was a sin all by itself, man. - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
In fact, "wanna" was a sin all by itself, man.
S01 • E01 "Thou shalt not wanna." - George Carlin's American Dream 00:10
"Thou shalt not wanna."
S01 • E02 Something else I don't understand, - George Carlin's American Dream 00:06
Something else I don't understand,
S01 • E02 Now suddenly, everyone is walking around - George Carlin's American Dream 00:05
Now suddenly, everyone is walking around
S01 • E01 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - George Carlin's American Dream 00:07
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)