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Comedian George Lopez stars as a Los Angeles manufacturing plant manager attempting to deal with his wacky family along with random mishaps.

Director: N/A
Writer: Robert Borden, Bruce Helford, George Lopez
Production:
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2002
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice:
Released: 27 Mar 2002
Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 10 wins & 32 nominations total
'MEMBER YOU 'MEMBER 'MEMBER - George Lopez 00:04 'MEMBER YOU 'MEMBER 'MEMBER YOU MEMBER MEMBER - George Lopez 00:04 YOU MEMBER MEMBER DAD RELAX IT S JUST A CROP TOP - George Lopez 00:07 DAD RELAX IT S JUST A CROP TOP JASON JUST WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND - George Lopez 00:19 JASON JUST WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND SMELL YOUR PROGRAM - George Lopez 00:05 SMELL YOUR PROGRAM AT THE FACTORY I WORK WITH EX CONS - George Lopez 00:08 AT THE FACTORY I WORK WITH EX CONS EXCUSE ME NURSE I'M READY FOR MY SPONGE BATH - George Lopez 00:11 EXCUSE ME NURSE I'M READY FOR MY SPONGE BATH I D SHAKE HIS HAND - George Lopez 00:07 I D SHAKE HIS HAND CENTRAL FLORIDA HAS ALREADY OFFERED JASON A FULL RIDE - George Lopez 00:15 CENTRAL FLORIDA HAS ALREADY OFFERED JASON A FULL RIDE WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT HAVING KIDS - George Lopez 00:11 WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT HAVING KIDS AY DIOS M O - George Lopez 00:05 AY DIOS M O AY DIOS M O - George Lopez 00:05 AY DIOS M O AY DIOS MIO - George Lopez 00:04 AY DIOS MIO LOOK I MADE A COMMITMENT TO CORN 17 YEARS AGO - George Lopez 00:27 LOOK I MADE A COMMITMENT TO CORN 17 YEARS AGO DON T MESS WITH ME HOLMES - George Lopez 00:17 DON T MESS WITH ME HOLMES ONE TIME I WAS SO HUNGRY - George Lopez 00:08 ONE TIME I WAS SO HUNGRY ROTISSERIE ATTACHMENT - George Lopez 00:11 ROTISSERIE ATTACHMENT SO YOU THINK THOSE ARE WHAT MEN REALLY WANT - George Lopez 00:30 SO YOU THINK THOSE ARE WHAT MEN REALLY WANT REMEMBER SAMMY THE SKATER - George Lopez 00:22 REMEMBER SAMMY THE SKATER GOLLY - George Lopez 00:03 GOLLY GOLLY - George Lopez 00:03 GOLLY HI I'M LANCE - George Lopez 00:15 HI I'M LANCE SO THIS IS THE FIRST WEDDING YOU'VE EVER PLANNED - George Lopez 00:09 SO THIS IS THE FIRST WEDDING YOU'VE EVER PLANNED I DECIDED NOT TO INTRODUCE HER TO MY MOM - George Lopez 00:09 I DECIDED NOT TO INTRODUCE HER TO MY MOM I'M A SOLVE THIS THE LOPEZ WAY - George Lopez 00:04 I'M A SOLVE THIS THE LOPEZ WAY BUT THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON - George Lopez 00:40 BUT THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON YOU SAID WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH TV - George Lopez 00:21 YOU SAID WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH TV ORALE - George Lopez 00:03 ORALE ORALE - George Lopez 00:04 ORALE HEY I M GONNA BE A GOOD DRIVER BUT I REALLY NEED MY OWN CAR - George Lopez 01:00 HEY I M GONNA BE A GOOD DRIVER BUT I REALLY NEED MY OWN CAR HEY HOW WAS CHURCH FINE - George Lopez 00:17 HEY HOW WAS CHURCH FINE WE'RE GONNA START WITH A DIFFERENT GAME TONIGHT - George Lopez 00:20 WE'RE GONNA START WITH A DIFFERENT GAME TONIGHT THIS IS L A - George Lopez 00:06 THIS IS L A CARMEN I WANT TO TALK TO YOU - George Lopez 00:14 CARMEN I WANT TO TALK TO YOU I'M SEEN MY MOM WRESTLE TWO COPS TO THE GROUND - George Lopez 00:13 I'M SEEN MY MOM WRESTLE TWO COPS TO THE GROUND HEY DAD DO WE HAVE WATER WITH BUBBLES - George Lopez 00:06 HEY DAD DO WE HAVE WATER WITH BUBBLES ASK ME HOW I ENDANGERED MY GRANDCHILDREN S LIVES - George Lopez 00:13 ASK ME HOW I ENDANGERED MY GRANDCHILDREN S LIVES MY GOD MOM YOU SWALLOWED A BOUNCY HOUSE - George Lopez 00:06 MY GOD MOM YOU SWALLOWED A BOUNCY HOUSE AND ONLY I KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD - George Lopez 00:11 AND ONLY I KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD HOW COULD YOU DRAG OUR SON INTO SHOPLIFTING - George Lopez 00:10 HOW COULD YOU DRAG OUR SON INTO SHOPLIFTING POWERS BROTHERS AVIATION MAY I HELP YOU - George Lopez 00:39 POWERS BROTHERS AVIATION MAY I HELP YOU I CAN NEVER WIN NOTHING - George Lopez 00:05 I CAN NEVER WIN NOTHING OKAY HEAR ME OUT WE HAVE EIGHT HOURS TILL SHE COMES TO - George Lopez 00:17 OKAY HEAR ME OUT WE HAVE EIGHT HOURS TILL SHE COMES TO YEAH WELL YOU ONLY GAVE ME 40 TO LIVE ON - George Lopez 00:19 YEAH WELL YOU ONLY GAVE ME 40 TO LIVE ON WHERE ARE WE GOING - George Lopez 02:11 WHERE ARE WE GOING WHAT'S A FATTIE - George Lopez 00:07 WHAT'S A FATTIE DO YOU THINK YOUR ONLY VALUE TO THIS FAMILY IS A PAYCHECK - George Lopez 00:23 DO YOU THINK YOUR ONLY VALUE TO THIS FAMILY IS A PAYCHECK CARMEN IT S OKAY - George Lopez 00:31 CARMEN IT S OKAY WE RE HOMESCHOOLING YOU FROM NOW ON - George Lopez 00:12 WE RE HOMESCHOOLING YOU FROM NOW ON

Cast

George Lopez - George Lopez
Angie Lopez - Constance Marie
Max Lopez - Luis Armand Garcia