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"Get Him to the Greek" quotes

Get Him to the Greek poster
A record company intern is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater.

Director: Nicholas Stoller
Writer: Nicholas Stoller, Jason Segel
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, music
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $60,974,475
Released: 04 Jun 2010
Awards: 14 nominations
Aaron go with your destiny - Get Him to the Greek 00:05 Aaron go with your destiny Stop When's the last time you Purell d that thing - Get Him to the Greek 00:09 Stop When's the last time you Purell d that thing Don't be a bitch dude Let me get my smoke on - Get Him to the Greek 00:06 Don't be a bitch dude Let me get my smoke on I'm not sucking his dick that's like 100 - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 I'm not sucking his dick that's like 100 You know when you hear about someone and then you meet them - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 You know when you hear about someone and then you meet them No No No You love African Child - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 No No No You love African Child I need you to put this into your bottom hole - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 I need you to put this into your bottom hole It's quite wet down there actually Fuck off - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 It's quite wet down there actually Fuck off This is not an appropriate time to say namaste - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 This is not an appropriate time to say namaste Come on mate we ain't got all day - Get Him to the Greek 00:29 Come on mate we ain't got all day Where the fuck are you I am gonna kill you Smiley face - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 Where the fuck are you I am gonna kill you Smiley face Across the mystic desert - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 Across the mystic desert Do you want to sing hair aoke - Get Him to the Greek 00:09 Do you want to sing hair aoke I'm just gonna rest prepare you know - Get Him to the Greek 00:36 I'm just gonna rest prepare you know I told you don't freak out - Get Him to the Greek 00:04 I told you don't freak out Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole - Get Him to the Greek 00:04 Should we get out of this bourgeois shithole You don't want to wait around for another half hour son - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 You don't want to wait around for another half hour son This is it Aaron This is rock and roll - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 This is it Aaron This is rock and roll Now I'm just worried about drugs - Get Him to the Greek 00:24 Now I'm just worried about drugs Nothing you say makes any sense Okay I understand that now - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 Nothing you say makes any sense Okay I understand that now I mean come on player Lose the pink man It's not gangsta - Get Him to the Greek 00:11 I mean come on player Lose the pink man It's not... Don't smile like that - Get Him to the Greek 00:14 Don't smile like that How are you What are you wearing - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 How are you What are you wearing Let's get our mind fuck on - Get Him to the Greek 00:04 Let's get our mind fuck on I would like to have a threesome please - Get Him to the Greek 00:05 I would like to have a threesome please You cannot outrun me I am black - Get Him to the Greek 00:04 You cannot outrun me I am black I'll just get on a plane and go back to London - Get Him to the Greek 00:49 I'll just get on a plane and go back to London Babe We should really get back to Naples - Get Him to the Greek 00:09 Babe We should really get back to Naples Brilliant So doesn't it make sense that we would stay here - Get Him to the Greek 00:14 Brilliant So doesn't it make sense that we would stay... You're five zippers away from Thriller - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 You're five zippers away from Thriller Are you Paul Krugman - Get Him to the Greek 00:13 Are you Paul Krugman Do you know what that word is Oh no - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 Do you know what that word is Oh no Where the fuck are you I am gonna kill you Smiley face - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 Where the fuck are you I am gonna kill you Smiley face No I think your brain is full of lollipops - Get Him to the Greek 00:11 No I think your brain is full of lollipops But that's not happening anymore - Get Him to the Greek 00:35 But that's not happening anymore I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious I'm alive - Get Him to the Greek 00:06 I'm alive Aaron You lost control motherfucker - Get Him to the Greek 00:39 Aaron You lost control motherfucker Where the hell you been - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 Where the hell you been That's the joy of the Jeffrey you see - Get Him to the Greek 00:10 That's the joy of the Jeffrey you see And why the fuck aren't you answering your phone - Get Him to the Greek 00:08 And why the fuck aren't you answering your phone Hey I think I used to have sex with her - Get Him to the Greek 00:12 Hey I think I used to have sex with her One two three four - Get Him to the Greek 00:27 One two three four The old Aldous would have you know had his way with you - Get Him to the Greek 00:27 The old Aldous would have you know had his way with you Do you know the lyrics to African Child - Get Him to the Greek 00:07 Do you know the lyrics to African Child This is what old pussy used to look like in the '70s - Get Him to the Greek 00:05 This is what old pussy used to look like in the '70s Hello Enter Sandman - Get Him to the Greek 00:04 Hello Enter Sandman I want to fuck them two girls Do you - Get Him to the Greek 00:43 I want to fuck them two girls Do you What's up man - Get Him to the Greek 00:29 What's up man I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with Jackie - Get Him to the Greek 00:16 I labored under the myth of monogamy for seven years with... Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout - Get Him to the Greek 00:11 Would you like me to take the Chiswick Roundabout Yeah what you did was very spiteful - Get Him to the Greek 00:23 Yeah what you did was very spiteful I was watching the news one day - Get Him to the Greek 00:23 I was watching the news one day I got six fucking kids - Get Him to the Greek 00:10 I got six fucking kids This is the longest hallway of all time - Get Him to the Greek 00:10 This is the longest hallway of all time You ever been mind fucked before - Get Him to the Greek 00:29 You ever been mind fucked before When the world slips you a Jeffrey - Get Him to the Greek 00:15 When the world slips you a Jeffrey

Cast

Aldous Snow - Russell Brand
Jackie Q - Rose Byrne
African Child in Video - Tyler McKinney
Zoe Salmon - Zoe Salmon
Naples - Lino Facioli