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A mobster travels to Hollywood to collect a debt, and discovers that the movie business is much the same as his current job.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Elmore Leonard, Scott Frank
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, thriller
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $72,101,622
Released: 20 Oct 1995
Awards: 6 wins & 16 nominations

111 video clips

Chili PalmerBo CatlettMr. EscobarRay "bones" BarboniLimo Driver With SignBearHarry ZimmBodyguardHarvey KeitelRental Car AttendantKaren FloresMartin WeirYayo PortilloRonnie WingateMike VargasDoris SaphronTommy CarloFay DevoeJimmy Cap
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Maybe your nephew panicked and took off - Get Shorty 00:48 Maybe your nephew panicked and took off I'd like you to meet my associate Bear - Get Shorty 00:29 I'd like you to meet my associate Bear Rough business this movie business - Get Shorty 00:07 Rough business this movie business Let me explain something to you Momo is dead - Get Shorty 00:34 Let me explain something to you Momo is dead What is that It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette - Get Shorty 00:09 What is that It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette Look at me What - Get Shorty 00:31 Look at me What Now I've been shot at before - Get Shorty 00:09 Now I've been shot at before Anyway what about your story - Get Shorty 00:07 Anyway what about your story I'm wondering how did it go wrong How did it all slip away - Get Shorty 00:14 I'm wondering how did it go wrong How did it all slip... Mr Barbone Welcome to L A - Get Shorty 00:12 Mr Barbone Welcome to L A Yayo You gonna smoke get the hell off my 70 a yard carpet - Get Shorty 00:29 Yayo You gonna smoke get the hell off my 70 a yard carpet Harry look at me - Get Shorty 00:09 Harry look at me I'm better than what I've been doing - Get Shorty 00:24 I'm better than what I've been doing You think we see your movies I've seen better film on teeth - Get Shorty 00:05 You think we see your movies I've seen better film on... Hey Chili Karen how you doing - Get Shorty 00:23 Hey Chili Karen how you doing The fucking airport - Get Shorty 00:04 The fucking airport Somebody call 9 fucking 1 1 - Get Shorty 00:08 Somebody call 9 fucking 1 1 Have you spoken with Mr Palmer since your husband blew up - Get Shorty 00:05 Have you spoken with Mr Palmer since your husband blew up This is how you guys do business I'm surprised you're not dead - Get Shorty 00:05 This is how you guys do business I'm surprised... You must be one of those quick draw artists - Get Shorty 00:16 You must be one of those quick draw artists Hey Bones That's quite a scar you got on your head - Get Shorty 00:27 Hey Bones That's quite a scar you got on your head Welles didn't even want to do this movie - Get Shorty 00:11 Welles didn't even want to do this movie I told them I'd think about it - Get Shorty 00:18 I told them I'd think about it Now be looking - Get Shorty 00:24 Now be looking Ifyou're gonna set someone up and you want it to work - Get Shorty 00:11 Ifyou're gonna set someone up and you want it to work Tell your boss I don't wanna see him again - Get Shorty 00:36 Tell your boss I don't wanna see him again Did you see that The way the man just went right over - Get Shorty 00:17 Did you see that The way the man just went right over You understand I knew Harry was lying saying this wasn't any good - Get Shorty 00:27 You understand I knew Harry was lying saying this... Harry called you his associate What does that mean - Get Shorty 00:15 Harry called you his associate What does that mean I can't believe how you guys do business out here - Get Shorty 00:12 I can't believe how you guys do business out here I don't know how you got this far You're so fucking dumb - Get Shorty 00:36 I don't know how you got this far You're so... You won't know where I am I don't even know where I'll be - Get Shorty 00:09 You won't know where I am I don't even know where... This is the one telling you the way it is - Get Shorty 00:37 This is the one telling you the way it is You know what else I'm really glad you rejected me ten years ago - Get Shorty 00:13 You know what else I'm really glad you rejected me ten... I don't know how I feel about this - Get Shorty 00:34 I don't know how I feel about this My favorite color - Get Shorty 00:36 My favorite color Chili's a gangster - Get Shorty 00:07 Chili's a gangster Yesterday you were a loan shark - Get Shorty 00:18 Yesterday you were a loan shark You make movies - Get Shorty 00:07 You make movies You can't make a Martin Weir into a Mel Gibson - Get Shorty 00:09 You can't make a Martin Weir into a Mel Gibson I didn't come to Florida to freeze my ass off - Get Shorty 00:10 I didn't come to Florida to freeze my ass off Who is it - Get Shorty 00:08 Who is it Anyway this dry cleaner Let's call him Leo - Get Shorty 00:32 Anyway this dry cleaner Let's call him Leo Excuse me bro' but who the fuck are you - Get Shorty 00:06 Excuse me bro' but who the fuck are you Harry Zimm - Get Shorty 00:11 Harry Zimm You saw that - Get Shorty 00:22 You saw that Guy's been in town two days - Get Shorty 00:07 Guy's been in town two days I'm gonna get up Once I'm gone sit in the seat I'm in - Get Shorty 00:14 I'm gonna get up Once I'm gone sit in the seat... Aren't you going to offer me whatever it is you taste like - Get Shorty 00:05 Aren't you going to offer me whatever it is you taste... Were you scared up there - Get Shorty 00:10 Were you scared up there That's Martin Weir - Get Shorty 00:13 That's Martin Weir I got an idea for a movie - Get Shorty 00:04 I got an idea for a movie What'd he say - Get Shorty 00:25 What'd he say You get the money No - Get Shorty 00:06 You get the money No Oh man - Get Shorty 00:18 Oh man Who is it Me - Get Shorty 00:14 Who is it Me I guess in your line of work there's times you have to get rough - Get Shorty 00:14 I guess in your line of work there's times you have to... You gotta do something about this guy He's running amok - Get Shorty 00:10 You gotta do something about this guy He's running amok Here let me help you out Go ahead - Get Shorty 00:04 Here let me help you out Go ahead Ray look at me - Get Shorty 00:11 Ray look at me Tommo Chili Where you been - Get Shorty 00:24 Tommo Chili Where you been I say you owe me money I say Fuck that - Get Shorty 00:28 I say you owe me money I say Fuck that You got a miss Leo Devoe He's six weeks over - Get Shorty 00:19 You got a miss Leo Devoe He's six weeks over Ray Bones is the man you're dealing with now - Get Shorty 00:36 Ray Bones is the man you're dealing with now This article says that most people die in their beds - Get Shorty 00:19 This article says that most people die in their beds I'm from Miami fucking Beach and you want to show me the ocean - Get Shorty 00:19 I'm from Miami fucking Beach and you want to show me... I once asked a literary agent what kind of writing paid best - Get Shorty 00:17 I once asked a literary agent what kind of writing paid best They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason - Get Shorty 00:13 They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason How do you think that happened - Get Shorty 00:09 How do you think that happened Fuck you fuckball - Get Shorty 00:11 Fuck you fuckball I really want us to be friends - Get Shorty 00:12 I really want us to be friends I don't know where I'll be - Get Shorty 00:11 I don't know where I'll be Look at me - Get Shorty 00:12 Look at me How'd you get in - Get Shorty 00:11 How'd you get in Don't worry I'm not saying any more than I have to ifthat - Get Shorty 00:18 Don't worry I'm not saying any more than I have to... You broke in my house and I have a witness to it - Get Shorty 00:25 You broke in my house and I have a witness to it Chili Palmer - Get Shorty 00:07 Chili Palmer Look at me I am looking at you - Get Shorty 00:12 Look at me I am looking at you Fuck fuck fuck - Get Shorty 00:14 Fuck fuck fuck I'm intrigued You know what might help - Get Shorty 00:16 I'm intrigued You know what might help Blockbuster but quality No mutants or maniacs - Get Shorty 00:08 Blockbuster but quality No mutants or maniacs I thinkyou could be an actor - Get Shorty 00:38 I thinkyou could be an actor It says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy - Get Shorty 00:23 It says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of... He's my sister's kid No father Not too bright I think he's a retard - Get Shorty 00:15 He's my sister's kid No father Not too bright I... What's the point of living in L A unless you're in the movie business - Get Shorty 00:10 What's the point of living in L A unless you're in... Harry's dreaming of a 40 million production - Get Shorty 00:09 Harry's dreaming of a 40 million production Do you see a black leather jacket - Get Shorty 00:20 Do you see a black leather jacket Mr Escobar maybe your nephew panicked and took off - Get Shorty 00:20 Mr Escobar maybe your nephew panicked and took off Where's Chili Palmer Where's Leo Devoe - Get Shorty 00:10 Where's Chili Palmer Where's Leo Devoe
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Cast

Chili Palmer - John Travolta
Harry Zimm - Gene Hackman
Karen Flores - Rene Russo
Martin Weir - Danny DeVito
Ray 'Bones' Barboni - Dennis Farina
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