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Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: Tom J. Astle, Matt Ember, Mel Brooks
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $130,319,208
Released: 20 Jun 2008
Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations
Did they explain to you how your belt buckle works - Get Smart 00:08 Did they explain to you how your belt buckle works Anyway last night at a private dinner - Get Smart 00:19 Anyway last night at a private dinner High intensity lasers Whatever part of you does touch gets sliced - Get Smart 00:08 High intensity lasers Whatever part of you does touch gets... Oh Wow - Get Smart 00:05 Oh Wow Turn it off Larabee you all right - Get Smart 00:05 Turn it off Larabee you all right Mother of pearl - Get Smart 00:04 Mother of pearl Personal best - Get Smart 00:03 Personal best Oh Chief - Get Smart 00:10 Oh Chief Wow That's maybe the nicest thing you've ever said to me - Get Smart 00:06 Wow That's maybe the nicest thing you've ever said... Nothing You were saying - Get Smart 00:19 Nothing You were saying Why are you talking into your shoe - Get Smart 00:05 Why are you talking into your shoe You'll have to bear with me I'm still a little fuzzy - Get Smart 00:17 You'll have to bear with me I'm still a little... Uh oh Two nerd pile up - Get Smart 00:12 Uh oh Two nerd pile up Oh gee Maxi pad I've never heard that one before - Get Smart 00:08 Oh gee Maxi pad I've never heard that one before Mom Mom Mom Sean Sean Sean - Get Smart 00:08 Mom Mom Mom Sean Sean Sean I got a new pacemaker I can go all day - Get Smart 00:06 I got a new pacemaker I can go all day Bruce Lloyd what happened - Get Smart 00:07 Bruce Lloyd what happened My buttocks are really stinging from being dragged - Get Smart 00:07 My buttocks are really stinging from being dragged Not bad for a rookie Not bad for an old lady - Get Smart 00:05 Not bad for a rookie Not bad for an old lady Hey Max We got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission - Get Smart 00:44 Hey Max We got you a lovely parting gift for your first... And who might this be Siegfried - Get Smart 00:17 And who might this be Siegfried Welcome back 23 Maxie - Get Smart 00:22 Welcome back 23 Maxie That's enough Pity - Get Smart 00:15 That's enough Pity This is it - Get Smart 00:08 This is it I didn't get to eat at the restaurant - Get Smart 00:12 I didn't get to eat at the restaurant We're close to the drop site I'll go first - Get Smart 00:22 We're close to the drop site I'll go first Boy you know what I will tell you I love your country - Get Smart 00:19 Boy you know what I will tell you I love your country Son of a hamster - Get Smart 00:05 Son of a hamster Did I hear something - Get Smart 00:07 Did I hear something You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity - Get Smart 00:18 You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity Oh my God have you eaten the crew - Get Smart 00:10 Oh my God have you eaten the crew Darn it I have gum on my new shoes - Get Smart 00:35 Darn it I have gum on my new shoes Could you come back this way - Get Smart 00:23 Could you come back this way Speak up son I'm an old man you know - Get Smart 00:05 Speak up son I'm an old man you know Unusual but effective - Get Smart 00:07 Unusual but effective Why does he do that - Get Smart 00:14 Why does he do that The old call forwarding from the shoe phone to the cell phone - Get Smart 00:10 The old call forwarding from the shoe phone to the cell... Is that your default setting - Get Smart 00:16 Is that your default setting Missed it by that much - Get Smart 00:06 Missed it by that much 99 please nobody here knows that we're dating - Get Smart 00:13 99 please nobody here knows that we're dating I recently lost 150 pounds - Get Smart 00:03 I recently lost 150 pounds You know what I never saw James Bond in rats or poop let alone rats and poop - Get Smart 00:13 You know what I never saw James Bond in rats or poop let... Hey Maxine - Get Smart 00:20 Hey Maxine Max Was that A total guess yes it was - Get Smart 00:08 Max Was that A total guess yes it was If you don't find that screen - Get Smart 00:07 If you don't find that screen I used to look like my mom - Get Smart 00:15 I used to look like my mom That's not my knife That's not my - Get Smart 00:07 That's not my knife That's not my You've gotta be kidding me - Get Smart 00:05 You've gotta be kidding me You know you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake - Get Smart 00:10 You know you're the only human being I know who snores... Oh Good the itchy kind - Get Smart 00:13 Oh Good the itchy kind See this is your problem Some men like women more feminine - Get Smart 00:09 See this is your problem Some men like women more feminine Easy Durat This stuff is radioactive - Get Smart 00:17 Easy Durat This stuff is radioactive What good hang time huh - Get Smart 00:07 What good hang time huh Hey new guy Hold up a second Welcome to CONTROL - Get Smart 00:59 Hey new guy Hold up a second Welcome to CONTROL This whole week - Get Smart 00:28 This whole week Free rugelach - Get Smart 00:31 Free rugelach What are you doing dummkopf - Get Smart 00:11 What are you doing dummkopf I'm so happy This is the best day of my life - Get Smart 00:17 I'm so happy This is the best day of my life Because they are under a great deal of stress - Get Smart 01:05 Because they are under a great deal of stress Missed me - Get Smart 00:25 Missed me I think we should trust him Chief - Get Smart 00:14 I think we should trust him Chief 200 billion dollars by 3 p m - Get Smart 00:16 200 billion dollars by 3 p m Bomb not go off - Get Smart 00:13 Bomb not go off Chief I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher - Get Smart 00:09 Chief I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher I like that tackling part - Get Smart 00:05 I like that tackling part What did the vice president say about this - Get Smart 00:12 What did the vice president say about this Still it's too bad about all the dead movie stars - Get Smart 00:14 Still it's too bad about all the dead movie stars Her sister's such a bitch - Get Smart 00:07 Her sister's such a bitch Okay not to keep dwelling on this - Get Smart 01:15 Okay not to keep dwelling on this You don't say Did you see his face - Get Smart 00:11 You don't say Did you see his face Well you were no help whatsoever - Get Smart 00:12 Well you were no help whatsoever Put me out there Chief I'm not afraid to expose myself - Get Smart 00:11 Put me out there Chief I'm not afraid to expose myself Boy you know what I will tell you I love your country - Get Smart 00:42 Boy you know what I will tell you I love your country Well you did your job so I suppose I can't kill your wife - Get Smart 00:16 Well you did your job so I suppose I can't kill your... What are you doing Are you texting - Get Smart 00:17 What are you doing Are you texting Max has no experience I don't want him as my partner - Get Smart 00:09 Max has no experience I don't want him as my partner Are you thinking what I'm thinking I don't know - Get Smart 00:11 Are you thinking what I'm thinking I don't know Am I wearing boxers - Get Smart 00:18 Am I wearing boxers Are you staring at my butt - Get Smart 00:12 Are you staring at my butt

Cast

Maxwell Smart - Steve Carell
Agent 99 - Anne Hathaway
Agent 23 - Dwayne Johnson
The Chief - Alan Arkin
Siegfried - Terence Stamp