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I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in BalahdMAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDINGAftab how is your coffeeGood Dalip it's decafHow is yoursIt is good alsoHow is your muffinPowerful

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Get Smart • 2008

Maxwell Smart:
I have obtained a snippet, at great risk to a bus boy in Balad.Maxwell Smart:"Aftab, How is your coffee?"Maxwell Smart:"Good, Dalip, it's decaf. How is yours?"Maxwell Smart:"It is good, also. How is your muffin?"Maxwell Smart:Powerful stuffThe Chief:So "muffin", then, is a code word?Maxwell Smart:No, it is comfort food... and quite frankly much more fattening than most people realize. Which begs the question... why would two hardened KAOS agents... risk the carbs?Maxwell Smart:Because they are under a great deal of stress.Agent 23:Hence the decaf.Maxwell Smart:For Aftab yes. Dalip takes his full-strength. Why? Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days... because he called his sister-in-law a "Leathery hag".Larabee:You know, people often say things in anger they don't really mean. Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore. Just words really, that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing.Agent 91:Let it go, man, those kids don't even look like you.The Chief:Can we put a pin in this, please... and go back to Max's extraordinary detailed report?Maxwell Smart:Thank you, Chief. All I'm saying is... that until we understand that our enemies are also human beings... we will never defeat them. Yes, they are bad guys, but that is what they do, not who they are. Let's continue listening... and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.Larabee:Come on

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I have obtained a snippet at great risk to a busboy in Balahd

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MAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDING

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Aftab how is your coffee

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Good Dalip it's decaf

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How is yours

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It is good also

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How is your muffin

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Powerful stuff

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So muffin then is a code word

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No it is comfort food

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and quite frankly more fattening than most people realize

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Which begs the question

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why would two hardened KAOS agents

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risk the carbs

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Because they are under a great deal of stress

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Hence the decaf For Aftab yes

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Dalip takes his full strength Why

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Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days

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because he called his sister in law a leathery hag

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People often say things in anger they don't really mean

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People often say things in anger they don't really mean

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Leathery hag fat cow ungrateful whore

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Just words really that shouldn't be used against you in a custody hearing

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Let it go man Those kids don't even look like you

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Can we put a pin in this please

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and go back to Max's extraordinarily detailed report

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Thank you Chief All I'm saying is

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that until we understand that our enemies are also human

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we will never defeat them

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Yes they are bad guys but that is what they do not who they are

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Let's continue listening

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and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry

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MAN Come on

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أراكي لاحقا

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لقد حصلت على رسالة قصيرة بمخاطرة كبيرة موجهة إلى خادم في مطعم في بالاد

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أفتاب كيف حال قهوتك

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جيدة يا داليب إنها منزوعة الكافيين

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وماذا عن قهوتك

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جيدة أيضا

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وكيف حال الكعك الخاص بك

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مادة قوية

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هل الكعك إذن كلمة شفرية

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لا إنه طعام فاخر

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وبصراحة مطلقة يسبب السمنة أكثر مما يظن معظم الناس

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مما يؤدي لسؤال

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لماذا يقوم عميلان قويان من كايوس

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بالمخاطرة بتناول الكربوهيدرات

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لأنهما تحت قدر كبير جدا من الضغوط

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ولهذا القهوة منزوعة الكافيين بالنسبة لـ أفتاب نعم

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داليب يعاني بقوة لماذا

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لأنه ينام على الأريكة منذ ثلاثة أيام

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لأنه دعا زوجة أخيه بـ العجوز الشمطاء

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غالبا ما يقول الناس أثناء غضبهم أشياء لا يعنونها في الحقيقة

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عجوز شمطاء بقرة سمينة عاهرة جاحدة

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مجرد كلمات في الحقيقة يجب ألا ي ؤخذ هذا ضدك أو يؤدي لاعتقالك

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انس ذلك الأمر يا رجل أولئك الأطفال لا يشبهونك حتى

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هل يمكننا أن نؤجل ذلك النقاش من فضلكم

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ونعود إلى تقرير ماكس المفصل بشكل غير عادي

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أشكرك أيها الرئيس كل ما أقوله هو

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قبل أن نفهم أن اعداءنا أيضا بشر

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لن نستطيع هزيمتهم أبدا

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نعم هم أشرار ولكن هذا ما يفعلونه وليس ما هم عليه

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فلنكمل الاستماع

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ولنضع في اعتبارنا أن المائة صفحة التالية قد تصبح مملة قليلا

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يا للهول

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J'ai obtenu ces bribes

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au péril de la vie d'un garçon de café de Balad

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Aftab alors ce café

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Il est bon Dalip C'est du déca

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Et le tien

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Il est bon également

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Il est comment ton muffin

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Puissant hein

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Muffin est donc

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un code

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Aliment refuge bien plus calorique qu'on ne croit

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D'où la question pourquoi

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deux agents aguerris de KAOS

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osent ils les glucides

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Car ils vivent un grand stress

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D'où le déca

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D'Aftab Dalip aime le café serré

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Pourquoi Voilà 3 jours qu'il dort sur le sofa

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pour avoir traité sa belle sœur

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de vieille peau

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On s'emporte sous le coup de la colère

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Vieille peau grosse vache

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sale pute

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Paroles en l'air

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À éviter devant le juge si on veut garder ses enfants

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Laisse tomber Tes gosses te ressemblent même pas

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Pouvons nous reprendre

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le rapport si détaillé de Max

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Merci Si nous ne voyons pas nos ennemis comme des êtres humains

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nous ne pourrons les battre Certes

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ce sont de vils êtres mais dans ce qu'ils font

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pas dans ce qu'ils sont

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Poursuivons l'écoute sachant que les 100 pages suivantes

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risquent d'être arides

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Ein Hilfskellner aus Balahd spielte mir unter größtem Risiko

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folgenden Schnipsel eines Gesprächs zu

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Aftab wie schmeckt dein Kaffee

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Gut Dalip Er ist koffeinfrei

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Wie schmeckt deiner

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Der schmeckt auch sehr gut

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Wie schmeckt dein Muffin

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Brisantes Material

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AIso Muffin ist ein Codewort

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Nein Es ist ein Nahrungsmittel

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und offen gesagt macht es viel fetter

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als die meisten Menschen wahrhaben wollen

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Was die Frage aufwirft

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wieso 2 so abgebrühte KAOS Agenten

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all diese Kohlenhydrate riskieren

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Weil sie unter immensem Stress stehen

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Daher auch kein Koffein Für Aftab ja

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Dalip trinkt seinen ganz stark Wieso

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Weil er 3 Nächte auf einem unbequemen Sofa schlafen musste

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weil er zu seiner Schwägerin gesagt hat

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sie hätte eine Haut wie eine gegerbte Ziege

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Ach im Eifer des Gefechts sagen Leute manchmal Dinge die sie nicht so meinen

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Ach im Eifer des Gefechts sagen Leute manchmal Dinge die sie nicht so meinen

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Gegerbte Ziegenhaut fette Kuh undankbare Hure

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Das sind doch nur Worte

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Das sollte nicht vor Gericht verwendet werden In einem Sorgerechtsstreit

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Vergiss es Mann Die Kinder sehen dir doch gar nicht ähnlich

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Können wir das bitte ad acta legen

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und mit Max' unglaublich detailliertem Bericht weitermachen

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Danke Chef Ich wollte zeigen dass

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solange wir nicht begreifen dass unser Feind auch nur ein Mensch wie wir ist

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wir nie in der Lage sein werden ihn zu besiegen

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Ja Das sind üble Kerle Das betrifft das was sie tun nicht wer sie sind

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AIso hören Sie bitte weiter zu

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Machen Sie sich bewusst dass die nächsten 100 Seiten

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etwas trocken werden könnten

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Das darf nicht wahr sein

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Saya telah memperoleh percakapan kecil yang menaruh seorang bocah bus di Balahd dalam bahaya besar

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Aftab bagaimana kopimu

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Enak Dalip kopi decaf

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Bagaimana denganmu

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Enak juga

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Bagaimana muffinmu

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Bukti yang kuat

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Jadi muffin itu kode sandi

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Bukan itu cemilan

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dan sejujurnya lebih menggemukkan dari yang banyak orang sadari

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Yang mana menimbulkan pertanyaan

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kenapa dua agen KAOS yang berpengalaman

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mengambil resiko jadi gemuk

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Karena mereka sedang dalam stress yang hebat

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Maka dari itu dia minum kopi decaf Untuk Aftab ya

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Dalip minum kopi biasa Kenapa

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Karena dia sudah tidur di sofa selama tiga hari

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karena dia memanggil kakak iparnya nenek keriput

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Orang orang sering mengatakan hal hal yang tidak mereka maksudkan dalam kemarahan

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Nenek keriput sapi gemuk pelacur yang tidak tahu terima kasih

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Hanya kata2 sebenarnya yang tidak seharusnya digunakan melawanmu dalam sidang pengadilan

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Lepaskan kawan Anak anak itu bahkan tidak mirip denganmu

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Bisakah kita tunda ini dahulu

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dan kembali ke laporan Max yang luar biasa mendetail

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Terima kasih Chief Yang mau kukatakan adalah

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sampai kita mengerti bahwa musuh kita juga manusia

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kita tidak akan pernah mengalahkan mereka

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Ya mereka orang jahat tapi itu yang mereka perbuat bukan siapa mereka

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Mari lanjutkan mendengar

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dan ingat ingat bahwa 100 halaman berikutnya bisa jadi sedikit membosankan

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Orang orang Ayolah

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Дојдов до делот за големиот ризик по возачот на автобусот во Балад

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Афтаб какво ти е кафето

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Добро Далип Без кофеин е

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Какво е твоето

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Добро e истотака

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Какво е твоето колаче

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Моќно нешто

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Значи колаче е шифра

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Не тоа е фина храна и сосема

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искрено многу повеќе дебелее одошто многумина луѓе знаат

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Што го поставува прашањето

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зошто двајца добро обучени Хаос агенти

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би ги ризикувале јаглено хидратите

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Бидејќи се под голем стрес

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Кафето е без кофеин За Афтаб да

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Далип го пие чисто и јако Зошто

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Затоа што спие на каучот веќе три дена бидејќи

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ја нарекол својата золва кожна вештерка

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Луѓето често кажуваат работи кои не ги мислат

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Кожна вештерка дебела крава неблагодарна курва

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Зборови кои не треба да ги користат против вас на сослушување за старателство

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Остави го тоа човеку Тие деца не ни личат на тебе

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Ќе може ли да завршиме со ова ве молам и да

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се вратиме на неверојатниот детален извештај на Макс

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Фала шефе Се што сакам да кажам е дека

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додека не сватиме дека нашите непријатели се истотака луѓе

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ние никогаш не ќе можеме да ги поразиме

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Да тие се лоши момци но тоа е она што го прават не тоа што се

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Да продолжиме со слушањето и да

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имаме во предвид дека следните 100 стр можат да бидат малку суви

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Ајде

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He obtenido una grabación gracias a un arriesgado lavaplatos de Balahd

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Aftab cómo está tu café

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Bien Dalip es descafeinado

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Cómo está el tuyo

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También está bien

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Cómo está tu bizcocho

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Información poderosa

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Bizcocho es una palabra en clave

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No pero son muy ricos

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y engordan mucho más de lo que la gente piensa

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Lo cual me hace preguntar

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cómo pueden dos brutales agentes de KAOS

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arriesgarse a comer carbohidratos

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Porque están bajo muchísimo estrés

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Por eso piden descafeinado

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Aftab lo hace Dalip toma el suyo fuerte Por qué

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Porque ha estado durmiendo en el sofá durante tres días

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porque le dijo a su cuñada que era una bruja correosa

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A menudo la gente enojada dice cosas que no quiere decir

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Bruja correosa vaca gorda perra malagradecida

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Son palabras que no deberían usarse en una audiencia sobre custodia

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Olvídalos hombre Esos niños ni siquiera se parecen a ti

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Podemos seguir con el

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sumamente detallado informe de Max

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Gracias jefe

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Hasta que entendamos que nuestros enemigos son seres humanos

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nunca podremos vencerlos

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Sí son villanos pero eso es lo que ellos hacen no lo que son

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Continuemos escuchando

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y tengan en mente que las siguientes 100 páginas

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pueden ser un poco aburridas

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Por favor

Available in 7 languages

Duration

100 seconds

Views

494

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:33

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Maxwell Smart

The Chief

Agent 23

Larabee

Agent 91