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MAX Boy you know what I will tell you I love your countryNo more Communism No rules of any kind reallyI'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient MesopotamiaRan over an old woman

No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some...

Get Smart • 2008

Maxwell Smart:
You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!Maxwell Smart:Time to take my pill...Maxwell Smart:There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot.Agent 99:Okay, well...Maxwell Smart:No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some found appealing

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MAX Boy you know what I will tell you I love your country

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No more Communism No rules of any kind really

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I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia

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Ran over an old woman yesterday Best vacation I've ever had

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WATCH BEEPING

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Time to take my pill

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There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot

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Okay

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No no no Radioactive hot

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Although he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing

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يا ولد أتعرف ساخبرك شيئا أنا أحب بلادكم

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لا مزيد من الشيوعية لا يوجد قواعد من أي نوع حقا

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لقد ملأت حقيبتي بأدوية الهرمونات والفيتامينات وتحف فنية من الحضارة العراقية القديمة

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ودهست امرأة عجوز بسيارتي أمس هذه أفضل أجازة قضيت ها في حياتي

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حان الوقت لآخذ قرص دوائي

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كان هناك رجل في الحمام مثير جدا

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حسنا

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لا لا لا نشط إشعاعيا

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مع أنه كان لديه بعض الصفات التي قد يحبها البعض

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Je vais vous dire j'adore votre pays

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Plus de communisme Plus aucune loi en fait

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Je fais le plein de stéroïdes et d'art mésopotamien

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J'ai écrasé une vieille hier Meilleures vacances de ma vie

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C'est l'heure de prendre mon cachet

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Y a une bombe aux W C hommes

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Bombe radioactive

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Même s'il a un côté rustique qui peut plaire

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Oh Mann wisst ihr was Ganz ehrlich ich liebe euer Land

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Kein Kommunismus mehr Keine Regeln mehr Nicht die geringsten

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Ich knall meinen Koffer mit Steroiden und Kunst aus dem antiken Mesopotamien voll

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Gestern hab ich eine alte Dame überfahren

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Das ist der beste Urlaub den ich jemals hatte

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Es wird Zeit für mich meine Pillen zu nehmen

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Da war ein Kerl auf der Toilette der war richtig heiß

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Ok

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Nein Im radioaktiven Sinne

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Ich bin sicher dass er auf andere eine animalische Anziehungskraft hat

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MAX Kau tahu Akan kuberitahu aku cinta negaramu

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Tak ada lagi komunisme Tak ada aturan apapun benar

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Aku mengisi koperku dengan steroid dan barang seni dari Mesopotamia kuno

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Menabrak wanita tua kemarin Liburan terbaik yang pernah kualami

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Waktunya menelan pil ku

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Ada seorang pria di kamar mandi yang benar benar 'panas'

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Okay

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Bukan bukan bukan Panas radioaktif

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Meskipun dia punya kualitas kasar tertentu yang beberapa orang anggap menarik

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Bagaimana kau tahu dia radioaktif

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Знаете што Ќе ви кажам Ја сакам вашата земја

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Нема повеќе комунизам Нема правила навистина

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Го наполнив куферот со стероиди и уметности од древната Месопотамија

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Вчера прегазив старица Најдобриот одмор кој некогаш сум го имал

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Време е да го земам моето апче

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Има тип во тоалетот кој е навистина жежок

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ОК

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Не не не Радиоактивно жежок

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Иако имаше и некакви лични квалитети кои може да се сметаат за привлечни

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Vaya sabes qué Adoro tu país

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No más comunismo No hay reglas de ningún tipo

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Estoy llenando mi maleta con esteroides y arte de la antigua Mesopotamia

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Ayer atropellé a una anciana Las mejores vacaciones que he tenido

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Es hora de tomar mi píldora

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Había un tipo caliente en el baño

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Bueno

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No Radioactivamente caliente

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Aunque tenía cierta apariencia robusta que algunos encuentran atractiva

Available in 7 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

492

Timestamp in Movie

00:36:26

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Maxwell Smart

Agent 99