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Get Smart • 2008

MAN:You have reached...... the United StatesDepartment of Homeland Security. For threats againstthe continental United States, press 1. For threats against Hawaii, press 2.For threats against Puerto Rico... You know, you're the only human beingI know who snores when he's awake? If you're calling from a rotary... Okay, today's threat assessment. - There are 72 threats on the list. Mike?- Thank you, Mr. Vice President. Okay, we have a deteriorating situationin Venezuela. We have a deteriorating situationin Afghanistan. What about the deteriorating situationin North Korea? - I was getting to that.- When? Next week? Yes, next Tuesday,right after I kick your ass. Gentlemen, when we argue,the terrorists win

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LINE RINGING

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MAN ON RECORDING You have reached

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the United States Department of Homeland Security

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For threats against the continental United States press 1

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For threats against Hawaii press 2 For threats against Puerto Rico

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SHTARKER BREATHING NOISILY

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You know you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake

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If you're calling from a rotary

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Okay today's threat assessment

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There are 72 threats on the list Mike Thank you Mr Vice President

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Okay we have a deteriorating situation in Venezuela

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We have a deteriorating situation in Afghanistan

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What about the deteriorating situation in North Korea

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I was getting to that When Next week

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Yes next Tuesday right after I kick your ass

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Gentlemen when we argue the terrorists win

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لقد اتصلت

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بالولايات المتحدة قسم الأمن القومي

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للتهديدات ضد الولايات المتحدة بأكملها اضغط 1

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للتهديدات ضد هاواي اضغط 2 للتهديدات ضد برتو ريكو

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أتعرف أنك الشخص الوحيد الذي قابلت ه الذي يشخ ر وهو مستيقظ

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لو كنت تتصل من تليفون ذي قرص دوار

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حسنا تقييم التهديدات اليوم

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هناك 72 تهديد في القائمة مايك أشكرك يا سيادة نائب الرئيس

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حسنا لدينا موقف متدهور في فينزويلا

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لدينا موقف متدهور في أفغانستان

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وماذا عن الموقف المتدهور في كوريا الشمالية

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كنت سأذكر هذا متى الأسبوع القادم

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نعم الثلاثاء القادم بعد أن أضرب مؤخرتك مباشرة

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أيها السادة عندما نتجادل يكسب الإرهابيون

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Agence de sécurité intérieure des États Unis

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Pour menacer le continent faites le 1

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Pour menacer Hawaï faites le 2

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Pour Porto Rico

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Sais tu que je ne connais que toi

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qui ronfle à l'état éveillé

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Faisons le tour des menaces

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BRIEFING SÉCURITÉ 10 h 00

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72 menaces sur la liste Mike

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Monsieur le V P

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Dégradation de la situation au Venezuela

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dégradation de la situation en Afghanistan

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Et celle de Corée du Nord

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J'y venais

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Dans une semaine

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Mardi ce sera ta fête

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Messieurs

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Nos querelles profitent aux terroristes

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Sie sind verbunden mit dem Heimatschutz Ministerium der Vereinigten Staaten

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Für Drohungen gegen das Festland drücken Sie die 1

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Für Drohungen gegen Hawaii drücken Sie die 2 Für Drohungen gegen Puerto Rico

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Sie sind der einzige Mensch den ich kenne

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der sogar schnarcht wenn er wach ist

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Rufen Sie von einem Telefon mit Wählscheibe an

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Ok die Beurteilung der heutigen Drohungen

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Lagebesprechung im Heimatschutzministerium 10 00 Uhr

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Es sind 72 auf der Liste Mike Danke Mr Vice President

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Ok Die Lage in Venezuela verschlechtert sich

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die Lage in Afghanistan verschlechtert sich

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Und wie hat sich denn die Lage in Nordkorea verschlechtert

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Dazu komme ich noch Wann Nächste Woche

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Ja nächsten Dienstag nachdem ich Ihnen in den Arsch getreten habe

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Wenn wir uns streiten werden die Terroristen gewinnen

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PRIA DI REKAMAN Anda telah menghubungi

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Departemen Keamanan Nasional Amerika Serikat

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Untuk ancaman terhadap benua Amerika Serikat tekan 1

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Untuk ancaman terhadap Hawaii tekan 2 Untuk ancaman terhadap Puerto Rico

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Kau tahu kau satu satunya manusia yang aku tahu yang mengorok ketika dia sadar

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Jika anda memanggil dari timur laut Amerika

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Okay perkiraan ancaman untuk hari ini

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Ada 72 ancaman di dalam daftar Mike Terima kasih Mr Wakil Presiden

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Okay kita memiliki situasi yang memburuk di Venezuela

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Kita memiliki situasi yang memburuk di Afghanistan

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Bagaimana dengan situasi yang memburuk di Korea Utara

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Aku baru akan menyebut itu Kapan Minggu depan

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Ya Selasa berikutnya setelah aku menendang pantatmu

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Tuan tuan ketika kita berdebat teroris menang

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Го добивте одделението

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на Националната Безбедност на Соединетите Држави

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За закани против Соединетите Држави притиснете 1

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За закани против Хаваи притиснете 2 За закани против Порто Рико

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Знаеш ти си единствениот човек кој го знам што крчи додека е буден

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Ако се јавувате

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ОК денешната процена на заканата

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Има 72 закани на листата Мајк Фала ви г не потпретседателе

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ОК имаме застрашувачка ситуација во Венецуела

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Имаме застрашувачка ситуација во Авганистан

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Што е со застрашувачката ситуација во С Кореја

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Ќе стигнев и до таму Кога Следната недела

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Да следниот вторник откако ќе ти го исклоцам газот

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Г да кога ние се расправаме терористите победуваат

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Ha llamado al Departamento de Seguridad Nacional de EE UU

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Para amenazas contra EE UU presione el uno

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Para amenazas contra Hawái el dos Para amenazas contra Puerto Rico

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Eres la única persona que conozco que ronca cuando está despierto

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Si llama de un teléfono de disco

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Es el día de evaluación de amenazas

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Reunión informativa de Seguridad Nacional

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Hay 72 amenazas en la lista Mike Gracias señor vicepresidente

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Bien se está deteriorando la situación en Venezuela

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Se está deteriorando la situación en Afganistán

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Y qué dice de la situación en Corea del Norte

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Voy a llegar a eso Cuándo La semana próxima

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Sí el próximo martes después de darte una paliza

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Caballeros Cuando discutimos los terroristas ganan

Available in 7 languages

Duration

45 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

01:13:50

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.