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Maxwell Smart:
I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.Maxwell Smart:Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you.Maxwell Smart:You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, fang. Don't love me.Maxwell Smart:Oh, dear. Sorry.Agent 99:Oh, great.Agent 99:That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was.Maxwell Smart:Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.Agent 99:I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.Maxwell Smart:Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.Agent 99:Oh really? That's, uh, slower.Maxwell Smart:Well, not everything's a competition.Agent 99:If it were, I'd win.Maxwell Smart:Ah. Are you flirting with me?Agent 99:Not at all. Are you flirting with me?Maxwell Smart:That depends. Is it working?Agent 99:Not at all.Maxwell Smart:Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus!Maxwell Smart:Am I invisible?
I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world.Maxwell Smart:Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you.Maxwell Smart:You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, fang. Don't love me.Maxwell Smart:Oh, dear. Sorry.Agent 99:Oh, great.Agent 99:That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was.Maxwell Smart:Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.Agent 99:I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.Maxwell Smart:Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.Agent 99:Oh really? That's, uh, slower.Maxwell Smart:Well, not everything's a competition.Agent 99:If it were, I'd win.Maxwell Smart:Ah. Are you flirting with me?Agent 99:Not at all. Are you flirting with me?Maxwell Smart:That depends. Is it working?Agent 99:Not at all.Maxwell Smart:Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus!Maxwell Smart:Am I invisible?
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Despite today's setback I will at some point become a field agent
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and when that happens
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one phone call could take me to the other side of the world
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Who am I kidding I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train
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You don't deserve this I don't deserve you
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You're so young and so full of life
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Don't do it Fang
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Don't love me
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GRUNTING
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MAX Here
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Oh great Sorry
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That was my last mile I have no idea how fast it was
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You were moving It's not easy to knock me down
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I have a low center of gravity Pretty solid
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I'm just gonna call that one a 4 50
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Impressive I once ran a 5 16
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Oh really That's uh slower
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Not everything's a competition
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Well if it were I'd win
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Ah Are you flirting with me
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Not at all Are you flirting with me
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That depends Is it working
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Not at all
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Well nice meeting you I admire your focus
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YELLS
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Am I invisible
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Movie Summary
Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

