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MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on thisbut that was some kissHow did you know that would workHave you kissed other men who plummeted to their deathsOkay you know whatSo far our entire partnership has

Hey! What was that?

Get Smart • 2008

Maxwell Smart:
Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that would work? Have you kissed other men who then plummeted to their deaths?Agent 99:Okay, okay! You know what, so far our entire "partnership" has consisted of me getting you out of trouble! Do you know why? It is because you keep leading!Maxwell Smart:Well...Agent 99:So here's how we stop that: I lead now! I'm the one with field experience, and you know nothing!Maxwell Smart:I beg to differ!Maxwell Smart:I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored...Agent 99:My *what*?Maxwell Smart:Your field agent exam! I scored eight points higher than you did! That is the difference between an A+ and an A-!Agent 99: This is not a classroom! This is real! You are really going to get yourself killed if you don't listen to me!Agent 99:Okay. Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?Maxwell Smart:I take out my gun...Maxwell Smart:... and I would shoot-Agent 99:You don't have a gun.Maxwell Smart:I did until you took it!Agent 99:"Bang", you're dead!Maxwell Smart:No, I'm not.Agent 99:"Bang", you're dead!Maxwell Smart:Stop shooting me.Agent 99:You are dead!Agent 99:Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!Maxwell Smart:I don't like it when you shoot me! Stop it. Stop shooting me! You've already said I was-Maxwell Smart:Hey.Agent 99: Throw out your manual. Out here, there are no grades. There's only "dead" and "not dead".Maxwell Smart:You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun. I am a master in the art of Choi Kwang-Do.Maxwell Smart:I was not ready!Agent 99:That's my point.Maxwell Smart:You know what-Maxwell Smart:Hey! What was that?

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MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on this

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but that was some kiss

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How did you know that would work

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Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths

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Okay you know what

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So far our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of trouble

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Do you know why It is because you keep leading

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So here's how we stop that I lead now

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I'm the one with experience You know nothing

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I beg to differ

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I looked up your field agent exam and I scored

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My what Your field agent exam

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I scored eight points higher than you

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This is not a classroom

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That's the difference between an A plus and an A minus

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You'll get us killed if you don't listen A minus

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Okay you're faced with an assassin What do you do

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I take out my gun and I would shoot You don't have a gun

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I did until you took it Bang You're dead

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No I'm not Bang You're dead

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Stop shooting me You are dead

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I don't like it when you shoot me Bang Bang Bang

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Stop it Bang Bang

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Stop shooting me more You already said I was Hey

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Throw out your manual

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Out here there are no grades there's only dead and not dead

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You know I am not completely incompetent without a gun

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I am a master in the art of Hwa Rang Do

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GRUNTS

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I was not ready That's my point

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Yeah you know what That

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Hey what was that

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حسنا لن أطيل التفكير في هذا

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ولكن هذه كانت قبلة من نوع ما

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كيف عرفت أن هذا سيفلح

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هل سبق لك تقبيل رجال آخرين يسقطون إلى حتفهم

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حسنا أتعرف

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حتى الآن وشراكتنا عبارة عن أنني أخرجك من المشاكل

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أتعرف السبب لأنك مصر على أن تكون القائد

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ولذلك إليك الحل لوقف هذا أنا سأكون القائدة من الآن

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أنا من لدي الخبرة وأنت لا تعرف شيئا

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بعد إذنك أنا لا أوافق

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لقد تفقدت امتحان العملاء الميدانيين الخاص بك ووجدت أنني حصلت على

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تفقدت ماذا امتحان العملاء الميدانيين الخاص بك

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لقد حصلت أنا على ثماني نقاط أعلى منك

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هذا ليس فصلا دراسيا

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هذا هو الفرق بين إيه و إيه

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سوف تتسبب في قتلنا لو لم تستمع إلي إيه

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حسنا حسنا أنت تواجه قاتلا ماذا تفعل

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أخرج مسدسي وأطلق ليس معك مسدس

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كان معي حتى أخذتيه مني طاخ أنت ميت

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لا لست ميتا طاخ أنت ميت

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توقفي عن إطلاق النار علي أنت ميت

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لا أحب أن تطلقي علي النار طاخ طاخ

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توقفي طاخ طاخ

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توقفي عن إطلاق النار علي لقد قلتي بالفعل أنني توقفي

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تخلص من كتيب الأوليات هذا

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هنا لا يوجد درجات لا يوجد سوى الموت أو عدم الموت

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أتعرفين أنا لست عديم الكفاءة تماما بلا سلاح

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أنا أستاذ في فنون القتال اليدوي الكوري

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لم أكن مستعدا هذا هو ما أعنيه

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نعم أتعرفين ذاك

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أنت ما هذا الذي فعلتيه

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C'est pas pour rabâcher

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mais quel baiser

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C'est imparable

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Vos baisers causent une chute mortelle

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Jusqu'ici votre idée du boulot d'équipe

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c'est que je vous sorte d'affaire

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Pourquoi Car vous commandez

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Donc c'est moi qui commande

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Je suis aguerrie et vous ignare

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Je m'inscris en faux

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Vos résultats au concours d'agent de terrain

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Mes quoi

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Au concours de terrain j'ai eu 8 points de plus

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On n'est pas en cours J'ai eu mention bien

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On va se faire tuer avec vous

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Et vous passable

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Bon face à un assassin que faites vous

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Je

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sors mon arme

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Plus d'arme

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Vous l'avez prise

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Mort Non

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Pan Mort Arrêtez

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Vous êtes mort

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Ça ne me plaît pas

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Arrêtez Plus la peine de tirer

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si je suis déjà

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Oubliez le manuel

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Ici on n'est pas noté On est mort ou pas mort

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Je ne suis pas

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complètement incompétent sans arme

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Je maîtrise l'art du hwa rang do

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Je n'étais pas prêt Justement

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Ça veut dire quoi ça

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Ok ich will ja nicht dauernd drauf rumreiten

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aber das war vielleicht ein Kuss

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Woher wussten Sie dass das funktioniert

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Haben Sie schon andere Männer geküsst die danach in den Tod gestürzt sind

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Ok Wissen Sie was Bis jetzt

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hat unsere Partnerschaft nur darin bestanden

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dass ich Sie aus Schwierigkeiten befreit habe

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Und wissen Sie auch wieso Weil Sie die Führung übernommen haben

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Und das hört jetzt auf Ich führe uns jetzt

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Ich habe Außendiensterfahrung Und Sie wissen gar nichts

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Das beurteile ich anders

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Ich habe einen Blick auf Ihr Außendienstexamen geworfen und

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Mein was Ihr Außendienstexamen

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Ich habe sage und schreibe 8 Punkte besser abgeschnitten

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Das ist hier kein Klassenzimmer das ist die Realität

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Und das macht den Unterschied zwischen einer 1 und einer 1

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Sie werden uns umbringen wenn Sie nicht anfangen auf mich zu hören

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1

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Ok ok Vor Ihnen steht ein Berufskiller Was machen Sie

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Ich nehme meine Pistole und schieße Sie haben keine Pistole

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Bis eben hatte ich noch eine Peng Sie sind tot

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Nein bin ich nicht Peng Sie sind tot

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Hören Sie auf auf mich zu schießen Sie sind tot

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Ich mag es einfach nicht wenn Sie auf mich schießen Hören Sie auf

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Hören Sie auf mich noch mehr zu erschießen Sie haben doch gesagt Hey

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Weg mit der Dienstvorschrift

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Hier draußen gibt's keine Zensuren hier sind Sie tot oder nicht tot

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Sie sollten wissen dass ich nicht komplett unfähig bin ohne Pistole

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Ich bin ein Meister in der Kunst des Hwa Rang Do

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Ich war noch nicht so weit Das meine ich ja

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Tja wissen Sie was Das

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Hey Was war denn das

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MAX Okay bukannya ingin berkutat dalam hal ini

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tapi itu ciuman yang lumayan

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Bagaimana kau tahu itu bisa bekerja

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Pernahkah kau mencium pria lain hingga jatuh sampai mati

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Okay kau tahu

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Sejauh ini seluruh rekanan kita terdiri dari aku mengeluarkanmu dari masalah

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Kau tahu kenapa Karena kau tetap memimpin

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Jadi begini cara kita menghentikannya Aku yang memimpin sekarang

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Aku yang memiliki pengalaman Kau tidak tahu apa2

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Aku memohon untuk berkata lain

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Aku lihat ujian agen lapanganmu dan aku memiliki nilai

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Aku apa Ujian agen lapanganmu

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Aku memiliki nilai delapan poin lebih tinggi darimu

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Ini bukan ruang kelas

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Itu adalah perbedaan antara A plus dan A minus

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Kau akan membuat kita terbunuh jika kau tidak mendengar A minus

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Okay kau berhadapan dengan pembunuh Apa yang kau lakukan

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Aku keluarkan pistolku dan aku akan menembak Kau tidak punya pistol

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Aku punya sampai kau mengambilnya Bang Kau mati

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Tidak aku tidak Bang Kau mati

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Berhenti menembakku Kau mati

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Aku tidak suka ketika kau menembakku Bang Bang Bang

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Hentikan Bang Bang

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Berhenti menembakiku terus Kau sudah berkata aku hey

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Buang buku panduanmu

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Di luar sini tidak ada tingkatan hanya ada yang mati dan tidak mati

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Kau tahu aku tidak benar benar tidak kompeten tanpa senjata

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Aku adalah master dalam seni Hwa Rang Do

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Aku belum siap Itu maksudku

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Yeah kau tahu Itu

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Hey apa itu

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ОК не треба да продолжувам

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ама тоа беше добар бакнеж

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Како знаеше дека ќе успее

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Си бакнувала и други мажи кои паѓале во смрт

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ОК знаеш што До сега целото

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наше партнерство се состоеше од тоа што јас те вадев од неволја

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Дали знаеш зошто Затоа што ти водиш

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Па тоа сега ќе престане Од сега јас водам

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Јас сум таа со искуство Ти не знаеш ништо

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Јас мислам различно

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Го погледнав твојот испит за агент и имав подобар

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Мој што Твојот испит за агент

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Имав осум поени повеќе

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Ова не е факт

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Постои разлика помеѓу А плус и А минус

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Ќе не убијат ако не ме слушаш А минус

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ОК се соочуваш со убиец Што правиш

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Го вадам пиштолот и пукам Немаш пиштол

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Имав додека не го зема Бенг Ти си мртов

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Не не сум Бенг Ти си мртов

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Престани да пукаш во мене Ти си мртов

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Не сакам кога пукаш во мене Бенг бенг бенг

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Престани Бенг бенг

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Престани да пукаш во мене Веќе реков дека Еееј

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Фрли го својот прирачник

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Овде надвор нема факти има само мртви и немртви

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Знаеш јас не сум целосно безопасен без пиштол

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Јас сум мајстор на вештината Хва Ранг До

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Не бев спремен Тоа ми е поентата

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Да знаеш што Тоа

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Еј што беше тоа

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Bien no es que quiera seguir con el tema

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pero ese fue tremendo beso

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Cómo supiste que funcionaría

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Has besado a otros hombres que luego cayeron vertiginosamente

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Sabes qué

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Hasta ahora yo me he dedicado a sacarte de problemas

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Sabes por qué Porque tú estás dirigiendo

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Vamos a arreglarlo ahora mismo Ahora yo dirijo

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Tengo experiencia en esto y tú no sabes nada

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No estoy de acuerdo

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Vi tu examen para agente de campo y sacaste

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Mi qué Tu examen para agente

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Saqué ocho puntos más

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No es un salón de clases

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Es la diferencia entre una buena y una mala calificación

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Nos van a matar si no empiezas a hacerme caso

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Bien te enfrentas con un asesino Qué haces

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Saco mi pistola y disparo No tienes pistola

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La tenía hasta que me la quitaste Pum Te maté

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No es cierto Te maté

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Deja de matarme Pum Te maté

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Te maté No me gusta cuando me matas Ya basta

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No me mates más Ya dijiste que

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Olvídate del manual

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Aquí no hay calificaciones solo te matan o no te matan

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No soy totalmente incompetente sin una pistola

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Soy maestro en el arte del Hwa Rang Do

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No estaba listo A eso me refiero

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Sí sabes qué

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Qué fue eso

Available in 7 languages

Duration

84 seconds

Views

1,437

Timestamp in Movie

00:31:31

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Maxwell Smart

Agent 99