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PRESIDENT: Chief, I'm not buying it

I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day! Oh, Chief. Very sweet tackle. Look. Look at the...

Get Smart • 2008

PRESIDENT:Chief, I'm not buying it. With all our satellites,there's no way anybody could possibly......have nuclear bombsthat we wouldn't know about. "Nuclear!" - What's that?- Sorry. AGENT 99: Mr. President, if I could justplease show you some data, you'd agree... Well, just back up here a second. First thing I'd like to know is......what did the vice presidentsay about this? I'm afraid the vice president and I hada less-than-cordial encounter yesterday. - Less-than-cordial, you say?- Yes, sir. I'll say. The chairman of joint chiefssent me this little movie. Put it right here on my cell phone. Let me share this with you.This is my favorite part. VICE PRESIDENT:I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day! Oh, Chief. Very sweet tackle. Look. Look at the surprise on his face. I probably owe you an apologyfor that, sir. No. Please, just save your breath. But I have to agreewith that son of a bitch. We cannot respond to every threat. Case closed

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PRESIDENT Chief I'm not buying it

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With all our satellites there's no way anybody could possibly

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have nuclear bombs that we wouldn't know about

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Nuclear

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What's that Sorry

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AGENT 99 Mr President if I could just please show you some data you'd agree

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Well just back up here a second

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First thing I'd like to know is

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what did the vice president say about this

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I'm afraid the vice president and I had a less than cordial encounter yesterday

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Less than cordial you say Yes sir

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I'll say

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The chairman of joint chiefs sent me this little movie

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Put it right here on my cell phone

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Let me share this with you This is my favorite part

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VICE PRESIDENT ON VIDEO I got a new pacemaker I can go all day

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GRO ANING CLATTERING ON VIDEO

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Oh Chief

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Very sweet tackle

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Look Look at the surprise on his face

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I probably owe you an apology for that sir

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No Please just save your breath

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But I have to agree with that son of a bitch

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We cannot respond to every threat

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Case closed

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أيها الرئيس أنا لا أفهم هذا

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مع كل أقمارنا الصناعية لا يمكن لأحد

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أن يمتلك قنابل نووية لا نعرف بها

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نووية

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ما هذا آسف

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سيدي الرئيس لو فقط سمحت لي أن أعرض عليك بعض البيانات فسوف توافق

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حسنا فقط انتظري ثانية

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أول ما أريد معرفته هو

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ماذا قال نائب الرئيس عن هذا الأمر

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للأسف أنا ونائب الرئيس كان لقاؤنا أقل من الودي أمس

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أقل من الودي أتقول ذلك نعم يا سيدي

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أنا متأكد من هذا

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لقد أرسل لي رئيس المكتب الاستشاري العسكري هذا الفيلم الصغير

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هنا على هاتفي الخلوي

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دعني أخبرك بهذا هذا هو الجزء المفضل لدي

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لقد حصلت على منظم ضربات قلب جيديد ويمكنني أن أفعل هذا طوال اليوم

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أوه أيها الرئيس

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حركة هجومية جميلة جدا

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أنظروا أنظروا للدهشة التي تعلو وجهه

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ربما أدين لك باعتذار على هذا الأمر يا سيدي

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لا أرجوك لا تتعب نفسك

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ولكني يجب أن أتفق مع هذا الوغد

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لا يمكننا أن نستجيب لكل تهديد

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لقد أ غلقت القضية

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Je gobe pas

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Avec tous nos satellites qui pourrait nous sortir

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des bombes nuculaires de nulle part

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Nucléaires

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Comment

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Puis je vous montrer ces données

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Rembobinons

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Ma première question c'est

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qu'en dit le Vice Président

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Je crains que nous n'en ayons parlé peu cordialement

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Peu cordialement

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Je pense bien

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Le chef d'état major a envoyé ce petit film

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sur mon portable

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Vous allez en profiter

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J'adore là

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J'ai changé de pacemaker j'encaisse

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Chef

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Joli tacle

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Regardez son air surpris

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Je crois que je vous dois des excuses

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Vous fatiguez pas

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Mais il a raison ce con

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Faut trier les menaces

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Affaire classée

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Das kaufe ich Ihnen nicht ab

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Mit all unseren Satelliten ist es doch unmöglich

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dass jemand Nukuluswaffen hat

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ohne dass wir davon wissen

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Nuklear

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Was sagen Sie Verzeihung

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Mr President wenn ich Ihnen nur einige Daten zeigen dürfte würden Sie sicher

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Also jetzt warten Sie mal einen Augenblick

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Was mich als Erstes interessiert ist

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was sagt der Vizepräsident zu dem ganzen Vorfall

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Der Vizepräsident und ich hatten nicht gerade

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eine besonders herzliche Begegnung

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Nicht besonders herzlich sagen Sie Ja Sir

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Würde ich auch so sehen

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Der Vorsitzende des Generalstabs hat mir diesen kleinen Film geschickt

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Ich habe ihn auf meinem Handy gespeichert

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Sie sollen auch Ihren Spaß dran haben Da kommt meine Lieblingsstelle

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Ich hab einen neuen Schrittmacher Von mir aus den ganzen Tag

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Autsch Chef

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Ein wunderschönes Tackling

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Sehen Sie Die Überraschung in seinem Gesichtsausdruck

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Ich glaube ich muss mich dafür bei Ihnen entschuldigen

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Nein nein nein Bitte Sparen Sie sich das

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Aber ich muss dem Scheißkerl Recht geben

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Wir können nicht auf jede Drohung reagieren

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Akte geschlossen

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New subtitle

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PRESIDEN Chief aku tidak percaya

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Dengan seluruh satelit kita tidak mungkin seseorang bisa

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memiliki bom nuklir yang tidak kita ketahui

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Nuklir

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Apa tadi Maaf

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AGEN 99 Mr Presiden jika saya bisa menunjukkan anda beberapa data anda akan setuju

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Well tunggu dulu sebentar

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Pertama tama yang ingin aku ketahui adalah

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apa yang wakil presiden katakan tentang hal ini

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Saya takut wakit presiden dan saya memiliki pertemuan yang kurang bersahabat kemarin

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Kurang bersahabat kau bilang Ya pak

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Saya bilang

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Ketua gabungan pejabat tinggi mengirimkan aku film pendek ini

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Menaruhnya disini di handphoneku

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Biar kubagikan untukmu Ini bagian favoritku

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WAKIL PRESIDEN DI VIDEO Aku punya pacu jantung yang baru aku bisa bertarung seharian

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Oh Chief

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Serudukan yang sangat manis

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Lihat Lihat rasa terkejut di mukanya

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Saya mungkin berhutang maaf pada anda untuk itu pak

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Tidak Mohon simpan saja napasmu

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Tapi aku harus setuju dengan bajingan itu

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Kita tidak dapat merespon semua ancaman

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Kasus ditutup

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Шефе не го купувам тоа

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Со сите наши сателити нема шанси некој да може да

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има нукеларни бомби а ние да не знаеме за тоа

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Нуклеарни

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Молам Извинете

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Г не Претседател ако би можела да ви покажам некои податоци

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Па само да се вратиме за секунда

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Прво сакам да знам што кажал

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потпретседателот за ова

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Се плашам дека потпретседателот и јас имавме помалку срдечна средба вчера

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Помалку срдечна велиш Да господине

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Ќе кажам

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Директорот на сите шефови ми го прати овој мал филм

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Го прати на мојот мобилен

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Ќе го поделам тоа со вас Ова е мојот омилен дел

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Имам нов пејсмејкер вака можам цел ден

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Ох шефе

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Многу добро оборување

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Видете Видете му го изненадувањето на лицето

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Веројатно ви должам извинување за тоа г не

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Не не не Те молам чувај си го здивот

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Но морам да се сложам со тој кучкин син

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Не можеме да реагираме на секоја закана

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Случајот е затворен

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Jefe no lo entiendo

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Con todos nuestros satélites no es posible que alguien

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tenga bombas nucliares y que nosotros no lo sepamos

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Nucleares

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Qué dijo Lo siento

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Señor presidente si permite que le muestre algunos datos

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Empecemos por el principio

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Primero quiero saber

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qué dijo el vicepresidente de esto

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Me temo que el vicepresidente y yo

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tuvimos un encuentro poco cordial señor

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Poco cordial dice Sí señor

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Y que lo diga

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El Jefe del Estado Mayor me envió esta peliculita

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Está en mi teléfono

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Permítanme compartir esto Esta parte es mi favorita

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Con mi marcapasos nuevo aguanto lo que sea

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Ay jefe

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Lo derribó muy bien

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Miren Miren la sorpresa en su cara

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Le debo a usted una disculpa señor

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No Por favor No se canse

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Pero tengo que estar de acuerdo con ese hijo de perra

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No podemos responder a cada amenaza

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Caso cerrado

Available in 7 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

48

Timestamp in Movie

01:21:35

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.