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BRUCE: Turn around slowly

Turn around slowly. Guys, you have to believe me.I am not a double agent. - We never...

Get Smart • 2008

BRUCE:
Turn around slowly. Guys, you have to believe me.I am not a double agent. - We never thought you were.- Yeah, we love you, man. Then what's with the firearmand the freak-show expressions? For the security cameras. If it looks like we let you go,we'd totally get fired. Got it. So Where are the Chief and 99? They flew to L.A.To talk to the president. I need to get out of herebefore someone stops me. - Overpower us.- Good idea. Bruce, I will smash you in the face. - Thank you.- Lloyd, I'll simulate your disembowelment. Ready? One... Not yet! I haven't punched yet.React when I punch. - Oh, yeah.- One......two, three. - Wrong way.- Okay, wait. - Sometimes I faint.- I'm not going to hit you. No, but when I see blood, or whenI talk about blood, or think about blood... There will be no blood.Hang in there. Hang in, buddy

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BRUCE Turn around slowly

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Guys you have to believe me I am not a double agent

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We never thought you were Yeah we love you man

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Then what's with the firearm and the freak show expressions

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For the security cameras

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If it looks like we let you go we'd totally get fired

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Got it

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So where are the Chief and 99

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They flew to L A To talk to the president

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I need to get out of here before someone stops me

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Overpower us Good idea

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Bruce I will smash you in the face

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Thank you Lloyd I'll simulate your disembowelment

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Ready One

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Not yet I haven't punched yet React when I punch

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Oh yeah One

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two three

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Wrong way Okay wait

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Sometimes I faint I'm not going to hit you

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No but when I see blood or when I talk about blood or think about blood

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There will be no blood Hang in there Hang in buddy

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در ببطء

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يا رجال يجب أن تصدقوني أنا لست عميلا مزدوجا

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نحن لم نعتقد أبدا أنك كذلك حقا إننا نحبك يا رجل

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إذن لماذا السلاح الناري وعرض التعبيرات المخيفة

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من أجل كاميرات الأمن

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لو بدا أننا نسمح لك بالذهاب سيتم رفدنا من عملنا تماما

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لقد فهمت

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أخبراني أين الرئيس و 99

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لقد طارا إلى لوس أنجلوس ليتحدثا مع رئيس الجمهورية

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يجب أن أخرج من هنا قبل أن يقبض علي أحد آخر

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أقترح أن تقوم بالتغلب علينا فكرة جيدة

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بروس سوف أضربك في وجهك

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شكرا لويد سوف أثير الإمساك الذي لديك

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مستعان واحد

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ليس بعد أنا لم أضرب بعد أظهر رد فعلك عندما أضرب

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أوه نعم واحد

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اثنان ثلاثة

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ليس هذا الاتجاه الصحيح حسنا انتظر

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أحيانا أفقد الوعي أنا لن أضربك

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لا ولكن عندما أرى الدماء أو أتحدث عن الدماء أو أفكر في الدماء

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لن يكون هناك دماء اثبت اثبت يا صديقي

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Tourne toi lentement

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Ayez confiance je ne suis pas un agent double

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On n'y a jamais cru

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On t'aime

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Alors pourquoi ces armes et grimaces

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Les caméras

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Si on nous voit te relâcher on se fait trop virer

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Pigé

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Où sont le Chef et 99 À L A avec le Président

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Je dois sortir avant qu'on m'arrête

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Immobilise nous

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Bonne idée Bruce je t'assomme

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Lloyd je feins de t'étriper Prêts

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Attends que je te cogne pour réagir

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Mauvais côté

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Ça m'arrive de m'évanouir

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Je simulerai

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La vue du sang

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Il n'y en aura pas

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Rien que d'y penser

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Accroche toi

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Langsam umdrehen

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Jungs ihr müsst mir glauben Ich bin kein Doppelagent

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Das haben wir auch nie gedacht Ja Wir lieben Sie Mann

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Und was soll dann die Schusswaffe und die bescheuerten Grimassen

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Für die Überwachungskameras

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Wenn es so aussieht als würden wir Ihnen helfen werden wir gefeuert

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Verstehe

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Wo sind der Chef und 99

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In L A Sie wollen mit dem Präsidenten sprechen

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Ich muss hier raus bevor jemand anderes kommt und mich aufhält

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Ich schlage vor Sie überwältigen uns Gute Idee

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Bruce ich schlage Ihnen mit der Hand ins Gesicht

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Danke Ich täusche vor

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Ihre Gedärme auszuweiden

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Fertig 1

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Noch nicht Ich hab doch noch nichts gemacht

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Oh klar 1

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2 3

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Falsche Seite Ok Sekunde

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Manchmal werde ich ohnmächtig Ich schlage ja nicht richtig zu

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Nein wenn ich Blut sehe Oder wenn ich von Blut rede

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Oder wenn ich an Blut denke

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Es wird überhaupt kein Blut fließen Durchhalten Durchhalten

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BRUCE Berputar pelan pelan

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Kawan kawan kalian harus percaya padaku Aku bukan agen ganda

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Kita tidak pernah berpikir kau begitu Yeah kita cinta kamu man

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Lalu ada apa dengan senjata dan ekspresi cacatnya

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Untuk kamera keamanan

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Jika terlihat kami melepaskan kau pergi kami akan dipecat

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Mengerti

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Jadi dimana Chief dan 99

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Mereka terbang ke L A Untuk berbicara dengan presiden

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Aku harus keluar dari sini sebelum seseorang menghentikanku

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Kalahkan kami Ide bagus

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Bruce Aku akan menghajarmu di muka

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Terima kasih Lloyd aku akan berpura pura memukul perutmu

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Siap Satu

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Belum Aku belum memukul Bereaksi ketika aku memukul

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Oh yeah Satu

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dua tiga

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Salah arah Okay tunggu

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Kadang2 aku pingsan Aku tidak akan memukulmu

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Tidak tapi ketika aku melihat darah atau ketika aku berbicara tentang darah atau berpikir tentang darah

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Tidak akan ada darah Bertahanlah Bertahan kawan

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Сврти се полека

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Дечки мора да ми верувате Јас не сум двоен агент

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Не го ни мислевме тоа Да те сакаме човеку

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Епа што е со огненото оружје и изгледот како за шоу со накази

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За сигурносните камери

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Ако изгледа како да сме те пуштиле ќе бидеме отпуштени

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Сфакам

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Каде се шефот и 99

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Одлетаа за Л А да зборуваат со претседателот

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Морам да одам одовде пред некој да може да ме спречи

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Надвлади не Добра идеја

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Брус ќе те удрам по лице

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Фала Лојд ќе симулирам дека си надвор од рамнотежа

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Спремен Еден

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Уште не Уште не сум те удрил Реагирај откако ќе те удрам

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Ох да Еден

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два три

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Погрешна насока ОК чекај

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Понекогаш се онесвестувам Нема вистински да те удрам

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Не но кога гледам крв или кога зборам за крв или размислувам за крв

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Нема да има крв Држи се Држи се другар

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Date vuelta despacio

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Muchachos tienen que creerme No soy un doble agente

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Nunca pensamos que lo fueras Nosotros te queremos

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Entonces por qué las armas y las expresiones extrañas

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Para las cámaras de seguridad

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Si parece que te dejamos salir nos despedirán enseguida

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Entiendo

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Dónde están el jefe y la 99

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Se fueron a Los Ángeles a ver al presidente

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Necesito salir de aquí antes de que alguien más lo impida

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Sugiero que nos domines Buena idea

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Bruce te voy a pegar en la cara

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Gracias Lloyd voy a simular que te destripo

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Listo

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No te he tocado todavía Reacciona cuando te pegue

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Ah sí Uno

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dos tres

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Al otro lado Espera

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A veces me desmayo No voy a pegarte de verdad

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No pero cuando veo sangre hablo de sangre o pienso en sangre

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No habrá sangre Aguanta Aguanta amigo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

643

Timestamp in Movie

01:19:30

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Bruce

Maxwell Smart

Lloyd