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Well you were no help whatsoeverHow could I help I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterusI never said dusty
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Get Smart

I never said dusty

Maxwell Smart:
Well, you were no help at all.Agent 99:How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.Maxwell Smart:I never said dusty

Full Transcript

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Well you were no help whatsoever
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How could I help I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus
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I never said dusty
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
627
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:09
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Steve Carell
Maxwell Smart
Steve Carell
Anne Hathaway
Agent 99
Anne Hathaway
We're close to the drop site I'll go firstGonna be all right with your cuffs No cuffs can contain meExcuse me violent sky marshalWhat do you wantI have to squeeze the lemonMAN UghMAX You heard meSqueeze the lemon - Get Smart 00:21
We're close to the drop site I'll go firstGonna be...
- Do you work out? - Get Smart 00:08
- Do you work out?
I gotta get it out. - Get Smart 00:12
I gotta get it out.
No time for pain. - Get Smart 00:06
No time for pain.
Son of a hamster. - Get Smart 00:10
Son of a hamster.
Mother of pearl - Get Smart 00:04
Mother of pearl
That burns! - Get Smart 00:05
That burns!
WOMAN: Airlock activated. - Get Smart 00:13
WOMAN: Airlock activated.
Absolutely, I love cats. - Get Smart 00:06
Absolutely, I love cats.
Oh, good, you heard me. - Get Smart 00:11
Oh, good, you heard me.
99, Easter Island. - Get Smart 00:17
99, Easter Island.
Okay, never do that again! - Get Smart 00:12
Okay, never do that again!
AGENT 99: Max, I can't reach my reserve! - Get Smart 00:06
AGENT 99: Max, I can't reach my reserve!
That would have definitely worked on me. - Get Smart 00:11
That would have definitely worked on me.
MAX: Aim for the haystack. - Get Smart 00:14
MAX: Aim for the haystack.
MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on thisbut that was some kissHow did you know that would workHave you kissed other men who plummeted to their deathsOkay you know whatSo far our entire partnership has consisted of me getting you out of troubleDo you know why - Get Smart 01:24
MAX Okay not to keep dwelling on thisbut that was some...
We have rules here If you don't follow the rules then what are weI'll tell you what we're not We're not people who jam staples into people's headsThat's CIA crap - Get Smart 00:11
We have rules here If you don't follow the rules then...
So how do you know this place? - Get Smart 00:51
So how do you know this place?
Is that your default settingDo you just punch people in the face willy nillyIt's Tuesday I'll punch Max in the faceA box of kittens time to punch Max in the faceI'm having bread time to punch Max in the face - Get Smart 00:13
Is that your default settingDo you just punch people in the...
I'm sorry, are you talking to me? - Get Smart 00:31
I'm sorry, are you talking to me?