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Why does he do thatDon't look at me I'm no oneAnd don't you forget itEveryone here can be replacedI even have backup for youIt's called a rhinoceros
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Get Smart

I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros

Siegfried:
Why does he do that?Shtarker:Don't look at me, I'm no one.Siegfried:And don't you forget it, everyone here can be replaced.Siegfried:I even have backup for you, it's called a rhinoceros

Full Transcript

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Why does he do that
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Don't look at me I'm no one
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And don't you forget it
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Everyone here can be replaced
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I even have backup for you
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It's called a rhinoceros
Available in 7 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
322
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:19
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Mosaic Media Group,Mad Chance,Callahan Filmworks,Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures

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Movie Summary

Maxwell Smart, a highly intellectual but bumbling spy working for the CONTROL agency, is tasked with preventing a terrorist attack from rival spy agency KAOS.

Actors

Terence Stamp
Siegfried
Terence Stamp
Ken Davitian
Shtarker
Ken Davitian
- Oh, yeah, we are really under the radar. - Get Smart 00:08
- Oh, yeah, we are really under the radar.
AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery. - Get Smart 01:01
AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery.
This one has a compartment Inside there's a pillIf captured it would cause death in nine secondsGreatBut how exactly do I get them to take itNot much of a laugher are you Here Put this on - Get Smart 00:19
This one has a compartment Inside there's a pillIf...
Free rugelach? - Get Smart 00:40
Free rugelach?
Who are you? - Get Smart 00:28
Who are you?
How do I know you're not CONTROL Lf I were CONTROL you'd already be deadIf you were CONTROL you'd be deadWell neither of us is dead so I'm obviously not from CONTROLThat actually makes sense - Get Smart 00:18
How do I know you're not CONTROL Lf I were CONTROL...
That actually makes sense. - Get Smart 00:09
That actually makes sense.
MAX: Ah. - Get Smart 00:29
MAX: Ah.
This is it? - Get Smart 00:12
This is it?
MAX: Ah. - Get Smart 00:30
MAX: Ah.
I think it's only fair to warn you this facility is surroundedby a highly trained team of 130 Black Op snipersI don't believe you Would you believetwo dozen Delta Force commandosNo How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun - Get Smart 00:15
I think it's only fair to warn you this facility is...
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Access denied. - Get Smart 00:09
COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Access denied.
Access denied. - Get Smart 00:08
Access denied.
AGENT 99: Max, where are you? - Get Smart 00:17
AGENT 99: Max, where are you?
Max, do you read...? - Get Smart 00:32
Max, do you read...?
- I don't get it, I thought he was dead! - Get Smart 00:06
- I don't get it, I thought he was dead!
99! Wake up, 99. Maybe you should kiss him again. Wait, I know that voice. The chatter! Dalip. Ow! T - Get Smart 00:22
99! Wake up, 99. Maybe you should kiss him again. Wait, I...
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. - Get Smart 00:11
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you.
Ow. Ow. Ow. - Get Smart 00:06
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Wait, wait, Dalip, there's something else that I know. - Get Smart 00:15
Wait, wait, Dalip, there's something else that I know.