Madame, listen
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Hospital Nurse:
Date of birth? Bertram Pincus:
Why? Hospital Nurse:
What day were you born? Bertram Pincus:
No, I understood the question. Why do you need to know that? Hospital Nurse:
Let's leave it blank. Weight? Bertram Pincus:
Last night or this morning? Hospital Nurse:
You pick. Bertram Pincus:
Hundred eighty-two pounds. Hospital Nurse:
Number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week? Bertram Pincus:
Why do you need to know that? Hospital Nurse:
Well, they want to know. Bertram Pincus:
Well, I'm sure "they" want to know a lot of things, but I don't want my intimate details auctioned off to the highest bidder, willy-nilly. Hospital Nurse:
I'll put zero. Marital status? Bertram Pincus:
Pass. Hospital Nurse:
Profession? Bertram Pincus:
Irrelevant. Hospital Nurse:
Food allergies? Bertram Pincus:
I'm not going to be eating here. Hospital Nurse:
Are you allergic to sticking plaster? Bertram Pincus:
What a ludicrous question. I'm not answering any more of these, really. Hospital Nurse:
Do you smoke? Bertram Pincus:
Stop it. Hospital Nurse:
Do you wear dentures? Bertram Pincus:
Madame, listen
Date of birth? Bertram Pincus:
Why? Hospital Nurse:
What day were you born? Bertram Pincus:
No, I understood the question. Why do you need to know that? Hospital Nurse:
Let's leave it blank. Weight? Bertram Pincus:
Last night or this morning? Hospital Nurse:
You pick. Bertram Pincus:
Hundred eighty-two pounds. Hospital Nurse:
Number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week? Bertram Pincus:
Why do you need to know that? Hospital Nurse:
Well, they want to know. Bertram Pincus:
Well, I'm sure "they" want to know a lot of things, but I don't want my intimate details auctioned off to the highest bidder, willy-nilly. Hospital Nurse:
I'll put zero. Marital status? Bertram Pincus:
Pass. Hospital Nurse:
Profession? Bertram Pincus:
Irrelevant. Hospital Nurse:
Food allergies? Bertram Pincus:
I'm not going to be eating here. Hospital Nurse:
Are you allergic to sticking plaster? Bertram Pincus:
What a ludicrous question. I'm not answering any more of these, really. Hospital Nurse:
Do you smoke? Bertram Pincus:
Stop it. Hospital Nurse:
Do you wear dentures? Bertram Pincus:
Madame, listen
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Date of birth Why
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What day were you born
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No I understood the question Why do you need to know that
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Let's leave it blank Weight
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Last night or this morning You pick
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Hundred and eighty two pounds
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Number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week
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Why do you need to know that Well they want to know
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Well I'm sure they want to know a lot of things
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but I don't want my intimate details
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auctioned off to the highest bidder willy nilly
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I'll put zero
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Marital status Pass
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Profession Irrelevant
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Food allergies I'm not gonna be eating here
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Are you allergic to sticking plaster What a ludicrous question
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I'm not answering any more of these really
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Do you smoke Stop it
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Do you wear dentures Madame listen
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Movie Summary
Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts.
