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Hospital Nurse:
When was the last time you ate? Bertram Pincus:
A pertinent question at last. Yesterday, lunchtime. Thanks for asking. I had a tuna sandwich. Toast was soggy, but... Hospital Nurse:
Did you drink the laxative solution? Bertram Pincus:
Yes. Hospital Nurse:
Did it work? Bertram Pincus:
It was as advertised. Hospital Nurse:
Did you evacuate your bowls? Bertram Pincus:
I drank copious amounts of drain-cleaning fluid. What followed was fait accompli. Hospital Nurse:
Sir, what I'm asking is if you were... Bertram Pincus:
I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again. It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos,the running and the screaming, okay? Hospital Nurse:
Fine with me. Bertram Pincus:
Good. Bertram Pincus:
Gross invasion of my privacy, this
When was the last time you ate? Bertram Pincus:
A pertinent question at last. Yesterday, lunchtime. Thanks for asking. I had a tuna sandwich. Toast was soggy, but... Hospital Nurse:
Did you drink the laxative solution? Bertram Pincus:
Yes. Hospital Nurse:
Did it work? Bertram Pincus:
It was as advertised. Hospital Nurse:
Did you evacuate your bowls? Bertram Pincus:
I drank copious amounts of drain-cleaning fluid. What followed was fait accompli. Hospital Nurse:
Sir, what I'm asking is if you were... Bertram Pincus:
I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again. It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos,the running and the screaming, okay? Hospital Nurse:
Fine with me. Bertram Pincus:
Good. Bertram Pincus:
Gross invasion of my privacy, this
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When was the last time you ate A pertinent question at last
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Yesterday lunchtime Thanks for asking
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I had a tuna sandwich Toast was soggy but
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Did you drink the laxative solution Yes
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Did it work
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It was as advertised
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Did you evacuate your bowels
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I drank copious amounts of drain cleaning fluid
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What followed was fait accompli
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Sir what I'm asking is if you were
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I shat Okay Good Again and again
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It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos
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the running and the screaming okay
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Fine with me Good
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Gross invasion of my privacy this
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Movie Summary
Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts.