"Ghost World" quotes

Ghost World poster
With only the plan of moving in together after high school, two unusually devious friends seek direction in life. As a mere gag, they respond to a man's newspaper ad for a date, only to find... Read all

Director: Terry Zwigoff
Writer: Daniel Clowes, Terry Zwigoff
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 88/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $6,217,849
Released: 21 Sep 2001
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 28 wins & 56 nominations total

149 Clips

I'm so excited to see this film - Ghost World 00:25
I'm so excited to see this film
God I'm so sick of Seymour - Ghost World 00:04
God I'm so sick of Seymour
Is that right I would have - Ghost World 00:36
Is that right I would have
What's going on Call the cops man - Ghost World 00:05
What's going on Call the cops man
You seem a little stoned What are you on - Ghost World 00:08
You seem a little stoned What are you on
What's wrong with you retard It's 3 30 - Ghost World 00:05
What's wrong with you retard It's 3 30
What happened to Seymour - Ghost World 00:09
What happened to Seymour
No blow it out doofus - Ghost World 00:04
No blow it out doofus
You cunt - Ghost World 00:04
You cunt
What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there - Ghost World 00:29
What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there
Oh my God Look at all these creeps - Ghost World 00:14
Oh my God Look at all these creeps
Oh my God - Ghost World 00:08
Oh my God
Forget it I'm sure it sucks - Ghost World 00:05
Forget it I'm sure it sucks
Oh look at how cute I am - Ghost World 00:08
Oh look at how cute I am
I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that - Ghost World 00:29
I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that
It took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it - Ghost World 00:28
It took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it
This is really creepy - Ghost World 00:08
This is really creepy
Who is responsible for this - Ghost World 00:15
Who is responsible for this
What can you tell us about your piece - Ghost World 00:25
What can you tell us about your piece
Look at this - Ghost World 00:15
Look at this
It's his machine - Ghost World 00:35
It's his machine
Some records I will pay serious money for - Ghost World 00:36
Some records I will pay serious money for
Hello Welcome to Masterpiece Video - Ghost World 00:33
Hello Welcome to Masterpiece Video
Wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain - Ghost World 00:16
Wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain
Hey look at it this way - Ghost World 00:07
Hey look at it this way
What is that - Ghost World 00:19
What is that
What's her deal anyway - Ghost World 00:25
What's her deal anyway
Did you actually do this painting - Ghost World 00:36
Did you actually do this painting
I didn't think you would have any interest - Ghost World 00:13
I didn't think you would have any interest
There's a seat right there - Ghost World 00:36
There's a seat right there
That was great music huh - Ghost World 00:37
That was great music huh
Excuse me - Ghost World 00:31
Excuse me
That piece is entitled Mirror Father Mirror - Ghost World 00:32
That piece is entitled Mirror Father Mirror
I remember this hat - Ghost World 00:07
I remember this hat
I mean as long as she's not a complete imbecile - Ghost World 00:09
I mean as long as she's not a complete imbecile
We're not - Ghost World 00:31
We're not
What is this - Ghost World 00:23
What is this
I already told you I'm not going to college - Ghost World 00:23
I already told you I'm not going to college
Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling - Ghost World 00:27
Whoever told you that bullshit about boiling
Rock 'n' roll baby Freedom of speech - Ghost World 00:04
Rock 'n' roll baby Freedom of speech
Hey look There's the pants - Ghost World 00:04
Hey look There's the pants
God what a bunch of retards - Ghost World 00:17
God what a bunch of retards
Do you serve beer or any alcohol - Ghost World 00:14
Do you serve beer or any alcohol
Oh my God Didn't they tell you - Ghost World 00:37
Oh my God Didn't they tell you
Aren't there a million places like this - Ghost World 00:09
Aren't there a million places like this
Just stopping by to say hi - Ghost World 00:21
Just stopping by to say hi
Hey you see that guy over there - Ghost World 00:21
Hey you see that guy over there
Well well well - Ghost World 00:29
Well well well
What What - Ghost World 00:11
What What
What's up Josh Give me two packs of cigarettes today - Ghost World 00:37
What's up Josh Give me two packs of cigarettes today
I have to admit things are starting to look up for me - Ghost World 00:08
I have to admit things are starting to look up for me
Oh my God He just ordered a giant glass of milk - Ghost World 00:10
Oh my God He just ordered a giant glass of milk
So where's the Weird AI guy - Ghost World 00:17
So where's the Weird AI guy
Well the whole business with the art show - Ghost World 00:13
Well the whole business with the art show
Oh we totally have to - Ghost World 00:04
Oh we totally have to
Oh we have to get together this summer - Ghost World 00:08
Oh we have to get together this summer
Oh my God It's him - Ghost World 00:12
Oh my God It's him
Well it's like I always say - Ghost World 00:33
Well it's like I always say
Oh look there he is As always - Ghost World 00:35
Oh look there he is As always
God what a dork - Ghost World 00:20
God what a dork
What is she black now - Ghost World 00:04
What is she black now
What about her Are you into girls with big tits - Ghost World 00:05
What about her Are you into girls with big tits
How much for this dress - Ghost World 00:35
How much for this dress
It's really quite something to see you all grown up Enid - Ghost World 00:28
It's really quite something to see you all grown up Enid
God just think We'll never see Dennis again - Ghost World 00:13
God just think We'll never see Dennis again
Can I get you - Ghost World 00:35
Can I get you
Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties huh - Ghost World 00:09
Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties huh
So was that your boyfriend - Ghost World 00:10
So was that your boyfriend
Gimme all your money bitch - Ghost World 00:04
Gimme all your money bitch
It was so cute how he had his own little bags - Ghost World 00:29
It was so cute how he had his own little bags
Aren't you going to get that - Ghost World 00:08
Aren't you going to get that
So I don't really get it - Ghost World 00:16
So I don't really get it
What are we in slow motion here - Ghost World 00:10
What are we in slow motion here
Oh my God You guys I can't believe we made it - Ghost World 00:10
Oh my God You guys I can't believe we made it
We need to find a place where you can go - Ghost World 00:25
We need to find a place where you can go
So what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway - Ghost World 00:11
So what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway
How come all that time I was trying to get you a date - Ghost World 00:24
How come all that time I was trying to get you a date
You know what we should do - Ghost World 00:34
You know what we should do
Look at this room - Ghost World 00:34
Look at this room
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy - Ghost World 00:08
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy
I bet he's in there jerking off - Ghost World 00:37
I bet he's in there jerking off
What the hell is wrong with you - Ghost World 00:37
What the hell is wrong with you
It has a large center hole and a hair crack - Ghost World 00:29
It has a large center hole and a hair crack
I can't relate to humanity either - Ghost World 00:04
I can't relate to humanity either
Hi My name is Allen - Ghost World 00:14
Hi My name is Allen
I think only stupid people have good relationships - Ghost World 00:08
I think only stupid people have good relationships
Wow This is so bad it's almost good - Ghost World 00:08
Wow This is so bad it's almost good
It's really quite something to see you all grown up like this - Ghost World 01:07
It's really quite something to see you all grown up like...
It's that comedian I was telling you about - Ghost World 01:36
It's that comedian I was telling you about
It was so cute how he had his own little bags - Ghost World 01:18
It was so cute how he had his own little bags
It has a enlarged centre hole and a hair crack - Ghost World 01:01
It has a enlarged centre hole and a hair crack
Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh - Ghost World 00:29
Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh
Is she black now - Ghost World 00:10
Is she black now
In coming to terms with my own personal setback - Ghost World 01:45
In coming to terms with my own personal setback
I'm so sick of Seymour - Ghost World 00:12
I'm so sick of Seymour
If you like authentic blues - Ghost World 00:24
If you like authentic blues
If it isn't Enid and Rebecca - Ghost World 00:53
If it isn't Enid and Rebecca
I want to make love to him - Ghost World 00:20
I want to make love to him
I think only stupid people have good relationships - Ghost World 00:21
I think only stupid people have good relationships
I remember this hat - Ghost World 00:19
I remember this hat
I don't really get it - Ghost World 00:53
I don't really get it
I do not want a biscotti with that - Ghost World 01:21
I do not want a biscotti with that
You're just jealous - Ghost World 00:53
You're just jealous
You know what my number one fantasy used to be - Ghost World 01:57
You know what my number one fantasy used to be
I can't relate to 99  of humanity - Ghost World 00:14
I can't relate to 99 of humanity
I can't read the trivia question - Ghost World 00:35
I can't read the trivia question
I can't believe we made it - Ghost World 00:21
I can't believe we made it
I borrowed that from work about 15 years ago - Ghost World 00:25
I borrowed that from work about 15 years ago
I bet he's in there jerking off - Ghost World 00:53
I bet he's in there jerking off
I already told you I'm not going to college - Ghost World 01:04
I already told you I'm not going to college
How much for this dress - Ghost World 00:56
How much for this dress
How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date - Ghost World 01:09
How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date
He just ordered a giant glass of milk - Ghost World 00:20
He just ordered a giant glass of milk
Have some more kids - Ghost World 00:15
Have some more kids
Give me two packs of cigarettes today - Ghost World 01:24
Give me two packs of cigarettes today
Gimme all your money - Ghost World 00:11
Gimme all your money
Freedom of speech - Ghost World 00:11
Freedom of speech
Do you serve beer or any alcohol - Ghost World 00:32
Do you serve beer or any alcohol
Didn't they tell you - Ghost World 01:50
Didn't they tell you
Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques - Ghost World 00:44
Dana got it when we went shopping for antiques
Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse - Ghost World 01:13
Carpet beetles are the only way to get flesh off a corpse
Aren't there like a million places like this - Ghost World 00:29
Aren't there like a million places like this
Aren't you going to get that - Ghost World 00:29
Aren't you going to get that
Are all these records - Ghost World 03:07
Are all these records
And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation - Ghost World 00:29
And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation
Am I not even here - Ghost World 01:17
Am I not even here
Who is responsible for this - Ghost World 00:37
Who is responsible for this
Who could forget this great hit from the fifties - Ghost World 00:26
Who could forget this great hit from the fifties
What the hell is wrong with you - Ghost World 01:39
What the hell is wrong with you
What do you do if you're a Satanist anyway - Ghost World 00:26
What do you do if you're a Satanist anyway
What can you tell us about your piece - Ghost World 00:46
What can you tell us about your piece
What about her - Ghost World 00:17
What about her
What a bunch of retards - Ghost World 00:54
What a bunch of retards
We'll never see Dennis again - Ghost World 00:24
We'll never see Dennis again
Well maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests - Ghost World 01:17
Well maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my...
Welcome to Masterpiece Video - Ghost World 01:02
Welcome to Masterpiece Video
We totally have to - Ghost World 00:11
We totally have to
We should follow him home - Ghost World 00:12
We should follow him home
We have to get together this summer - Ghost World 00:19
We have to get together this summer
Was that your boyfriend - Ghost World 00:27
Was that your boyfriend
Waiting for the bus that never comes - Ghost World 01:13
Waiting for the bus that never comes
There's the pants - Ghost World 00:11
There's the pants
The Flower that Drank the Moon - Ghost World 01:05
The Flower that Drank the Moon
That's for sure - Ghost World 00:36
That's for sure
That piece is entitled  Mirror - Ghost World 00:46
That piece is entitled Mirror
Some records I will pay serious money for - Ghost World 01:38
Some records I will pay serious money for
See that guy over there - Ghost World 00:30
See that guy over there
My name is Allen - Ghost World 00:24
My name is Allen
Just stopping by to say  hi - Ghost World 00:31
Just stopping by to say hi

Cast

Seymour - Steve Buscemi
Roberta Allsworth - Illeana Douglas
Enid's Dad - Bob Balaban
Melora - Debra Azar
Sidewinder Boss - Brian George
John Ellis - Pat Healy
Graduation Speaker - Rini Bell
Todd - T.J. Thyne
Weird Al - Ezra Buzzington
Vanilla - Graduation Rapper - Lindsey Girardot
Jade - Graduation Rapper - Joy Bisco
Ebony - Graduation Rapper - Venus DeMilo Thomas
Margaret - Art Class - Ashley Peldon
Phillip - Art Class - Chachi Pittman
Black Girl - Art Class - Janece Jordan
Snotty Girl - Art Class (as Kaileigh Martin) - Kaileigh Brielle Martin
Hippy Boy - Art Class - Alexander Fors
Jerome the Angry Guy - Record Collector - Marc Vann
Steven the Asian Guy - Record Collector - James Sie
Pau, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector - Paul Keith
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector - David Cross
Fred Chatman - Blues Club (as J.J. 'Bad Boy' Jones) - J.J. Bad Boy Jones
Red-Haired Girl - Blues Club - Dylan Jones
M.C. - Blues Club - Martin Grey
Blueshammer Member - Blues Club - Steve Pierson
Blueshammer Member - Blues Club (as Jake LaBotz) - Jake La Botz
Blueshammer Member - Blues Club - Johnny Irion
Blueshammer Member - Blues Club - Nate Wood
Joey McCobb, the Stand Up Comic - Charles Schneider
Zine-O-Phobia Creep - Sid Hillman
Zine-O-Phobia Creep - Joshua Wheeler
Masterpiece Video Clerk - Patrick Fischler
Masterpiece Video Customer - Daniel Graves
Masterpiece Video Employee - Matt Doherty
Porno Cashier - Joel Michaely
Rude Coffee Customer - Debi Derryberry
Reggae Fan - Joseph Sikora
Alien Autopsy Guy - Brett Gilbert
Cineplex Manager - Alex Solowitz
Alcoholic Customer - Tony Ketcham
Popcorn Customer - Mary Bogue
Soda Customer - Brian Jacobs
Garage Sale Hipster - Patrick Yonally
Angry Garage Sale Woman - Lauren Bowles
Phyllis, the Art Show Curator - Lorna Scott
Roberta's Colleague - Jeff Murray
Dana's Co-Worker - Jerry Rector
Seymour's Boss (as Sheriff John Bunnell) - John Bunnell
Psychiatrist - Diane Salinger
Seymour's Mother - Anna Berger
Feldman, the Wheel Chair Guy - Bruce Glover
Adult Store Customer - Danny Allen
Walking Dead Man - Randall Barnwell
Defaced Magazine Photo - Tracy Bennett
Lady Crossing Street Slowly - Joan Blair
Orange Colored Sky Keyboarder, Graduation Band - Michael Chanslor
Bar patron - Rebeca Cristian
Suicidal Mother - Kacee DeMasi
Maxine - Teri Garr
Driver - Alan Heitz
Orange Colored Sky Guitarist, Graduation Band - Ernie Hernandez
Reggae Fan #2 - James Matusky
Mr. Satanist - Edward T. McAvoy
Mom in Convenience Store - Michelle McGinty
Student - Christie McNew
European Hipster - Nino Neuboeck
Lady at Garage Sale - Margaret Kontra Palmer
Orange Colored Sky Bassist, Graduation Band - Larry Parker
Yuppie #1 - Greg Wendell Reid
Self (archive footage) - Peter Yarrow
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