Oh! It's that comedian I was telling you about. See this bit, it's the absolute worst....

Rebecca: Oh! It's that comedian I was telling you about. [she turns up the volume on her television, which is showing an odd-looking man performing stand-up comedy] Rebecca: See this bit, it's the absolute worst. Joey McCobb, the Stand Up Comic: [on the TV] Just because I still live with my mother people think I'm peculiar. So what if she's been dead for 15 years? Rebecca: See? It's barely even a joke. Joey McCobb, the Stand Up Comic: Well, it's like I always say, take my life... please! [he bows and his audience applauds] TV Announcer: Joey McCobb, the weee-irdest man in showbusiness! Enid: If he's so weird, how comes he's wearing Nikes? [she switches the TV off] Enid: Joey McCobb is our God. Rebecca: I wanna do him. Enid: I bet. Actually, he kind of reminds me of that one guy you went out with, Larry. God, what look was he going for, a gay tennis player from the '40s? Rebecca: Fuck you. Enid: You dated him.