Some records I will pay serious money for, provided they're a sincere V-plus. Other than...

[Enid takes Rebecca to a "party" at Seymour's place, which is really just a gathering of nerdy record collectors] Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector: Some records I will pay serious money for, provided they're a sincere V-plus. Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD. Steven, the Asian Guy - Record Collector: But CDs will never have the presence of an original 78. Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector: Wrong! A digital transfer adequately mastered will sound identical to the original. Do you have a decent equalizer? Steven, the Asian Guy - Record Collector: I have a Klipsch 2B3. Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector: [talking with his mouth full] Well, obviously the problem! You expect a 10 band equalizer to impart state-of-the-art sound? Dream a little dream, it's never gonna happen! Rebecca: [to Enid] I totally, totally hate you.

Some records I will pay serious money for... provided that they're a sincere V-plus. Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD. But CDs will never have the presence of an original 78. Wrong. A digital transfer, adequately mastered... will sound identical to the original. Do you have a decent equalizer? - I have a Klipsch 2B3. - Obviously the problem. You expect a ten-band equalizer... to impart state-of-the-art sound? Dream a little dream. It's never gonna happen. I totally, totally hate you. Come on. This is a fun party. Erskine Hawkins and his orchestra, do you have that? That's nice, but no. - "Golden Wedding"? - Oh, I know that. That's excellent. What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there? They're Seymour's. Seymour? No. You got to be kidding me. Don't worry about it. I've lived with the guy for five years. He's not getting any. Neither are you. Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe, all right? Let me tell you something, Joe, OK? You can't score a home run without swinging the bat. All right? Physically impossible. Watch and learn, padre. How's it going, Adam? There's a seat right there. - Mind if I sit down? - Yes. Oh, man. That was cold. You're all right. You're pretty sharp. You're wearing a green dress. What are you, Irish?