Hello, welcome to Masterpiece Video. How may I help you this afternoon, sir? I'm looking...

Masterpiece Video Clerk: [smiling] Hello, welcome to Masterpiece Video. How may I help you this afternoon, sir? Masterpiece Video Customer: I'm looking for a copy of 8 1/2. Masterpiece Video Clerk: Is that a new release, sir? Masterpiece Video Customer: No, it's the classic Italian film. Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yes, sir. I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir. [he types on the computer] Masterpiece Video Clerk: Yes, here it is. 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke. That would be in the Erotic Drama section. Masterpiece Video Customer: No, not 9 1/2, 8 1/2. The Fellini film? [the clerk looks at him blankly]

the future is about to be placed... Hello. Welcome to Masterpiece Video. How may I help you this afternoon, sir? I'm looking for a copy of "81/2." Is that a new release, sir? No. It's the classic Italian film. Yes, sir. I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir. Hello! How are you young ladies this afternoon? May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie? No. Yes, here it is. "91/2 Weeks" with Mickey Rourke. That would be in the erotic drama section. No, not "91/2," "81/2." The Fellini film. How about this one? Forget it. I'm sure it sucks. All these movies suck. America's top critics agree... "The Flower That Drank The Moon..." Let's get out of here. This place makes me sick. We have to do something fun tonight. It's my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job. I know a party we could go to later. Really? Where?