You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!
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[Doug comes into the Sidewinder convenience store without a shirt on] Doug:
What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours. [Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter] Doug:
And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll. [the store manager notices him] Sidewinder Boss:
Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med? Doug:
It's America, dude. Learn the rules. Sidewinder Boss:
Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy! Doug:
You also invented homos. Sidewinder Boss:
Fuck you! Doug:
[with a mouthful of beef jerky]
You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!
What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours. [Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter] Doug:
And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll. [the store manager notices him] Sidewinder Boss:
Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med? Doug:
It's America, dude. Learn the rules. Sidewinder Boss:
Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy! Doug:
You also invented homos. Sidewinder Boss:
Fuck you! Doug:
[with a mouthful of beef jerky]
You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!
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What's up Josh Give me two packs of cigarettes today
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Working overtime Sixteen hours
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And nature's nectar wake up Juice
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And give me six of these beef jerkys
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I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll
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Hey Hey you
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How many times I tell you No shirt no service
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Get the hell out of my store
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What do you think this is Club Med
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It's America dude Learn the rules
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No you learn the rules We Greeks invented democracy
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You also invented homos Fuck you
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Movie Summary
Two quirky, cynical teenaged girls try to figure out what to do with their lives after high school graduation. After they play a prank on an eccentric, middle aged record collector, one of them befriends him, which causes a rift in the girls' friendship.
