"Ghostbusters" quotes

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Three parapsychologists forced out of their university funding set up shop as a unique ghost removal service in New York City, attracting frightened yet skeptical customers.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis
Production: N/A
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $243,578,797
Released: 08 Jun 1984
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 7 wins & 8 nominations total

243 Clips

Yes You're the best one in your row - Ghostbusters 00:05
Yes You're the best one in your row
Come on let's run some red lights - Ghostbusters 00:05
Come on let's run some red lights
Hey anybody see a ghost - Ghostbusters 00:38
Hey anybody see a ghost
Everybody has heard ghost stories around the campfire - Ghostbusters 00:15
Everybody has heard ghost stories around the campfire
I blame myself So do I - Ghostbusters 00:04
I blame myself So do I
Is it just a mist or does it have arms and legs - Ghostbusters 00:10
Is it just a mist or does it have arms and legs
Personally I like the university They gave us money and facilities - Ghostbusters 00:14
Personally I like the university They gave us money and...
Good Morning I'm Roger Grimsby Today the entire Eastern seaboard - Ghostbusters 00:14
Good Morning I'm Roger Grimsby Today the entire Eastern...
Okay Ghostbusters The mayor wants to see you guys - Ghostbusters 00:10
Okay Ghostbusters The mayor wants to see you guys
A full torso apparition And it's real - Ghostbusters 00:06
A full torso apparition And it's real
They hate this - Ghostbusters 00:06
They hate this
Nice doggy - Ghostbusters 00:13
Nice doggy
Still making headlines all across the country - Ghostbusters 00:19
Still making headlines all across the country
Hi this is Larry King The phone in topic today ghosts and ghostbusting - Ghostbusters 00:15
Hi this is Larry King The phone in topic today ghosts and...
Come on - Ghostbusters 00:05
Come on
Come in Ray - Ghostbusters 00:17
Come in Ray
I tried to think of the most harmless thing - Ghostbusters 00:18
I tried to think of the most harmless thing
We came we saw we kicked its ass - Ghostbusters 00:36
We came we saw we kicked its ass
Gozer the Gozerian - Ghostbusters 00:25
Gozer the Gozerian
Janine any calls No - Ghostbusters 00:27
Janine any calls No
All right This chick is toast - Ghostbusters 00:34
All right This chick is toast
This is a major disgrace Forget MIT or Stanford now - Ghostbusters 00:15
This is a major disgrace Forget MIT or Stanford now
Tell you what I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out - Ghostbusters 00:10
Tell you what I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment...
What are we doing today Zuul Must prepare for the coming of Gozer - Ghostbusters 00:23
What are we doing today Zuul Must prepare for the coming of...
As a friend I have to tell you - Ghostbusters 00:24
As a friend I have to tell you
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider huh - Ghostbusters 00:07
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider...
The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker - Ghostbusters 00:43
The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of...
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world - Ghostbusters 00:24
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the...
Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a warrant - Ghostbusters 00:37
Egon I tried to stop them He says they have a warrant
I'm gonna get you a nice fruit basket I'm going to miss him - Ghostbusters 00:08
I'm gonna get you a nice fruit basket I'm going to miss him
I gotta get some sleep I'm dying - Ghostbusters 00:12
I gotta get some sleep I'm dying
Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe - Ghostbusters 00:16
Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe
Nimble little minx isn't she We better go full stream - Ghostbusters 00:21
Nimble little minx isn't she We better go full stream
Yeah I know that Listen that reminds me - Ghostbusters 00:37
Yeah I know that Listen that reminds me
We neutronized it - Ghostbusters 00:13
We neutronized it
Lenny officially the church will not take any position - Ghostbusters 00:23
Lenny officially the church will not take any position
You don't think it's too subtle - Ghostbusters 00:40
You don't think it's too subtle
Boy the superintendent's gonna be pissed - Ghostbusters 00:07
Boy the superintendent's gonna be pissed
What are you trying to prove here anyway - Ghostbusters 00:16
What are you trying to prove here anyway
Egon your mucus - Ghostbusters 00:04
Egon your mucus
I guess the roses worked huh - Ghostbusters 00:08
I guess the roses worked huh
Venkman shorten your stream I don't want my face burned off - Ghostbusters 00:08
Venkman shorten your stream I don't want my face burned off
My parents left me that house I was born there - Ghostbusters 00:11
My parents left me that house I was born there
This is a major disgrace Forget MIT or Stanford now - Ghostbusters 00:36
This is a major disgrace Forget MIT or Stanford now
I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there - Ghostbusters 00:34
I'm worried Ray It's getting crowded in there
Ah I don't have to take this abuse from you - Ghostbusters 00:06
Ah I don't have to take this abuse from you
Oh my God - Ghostbusters 00:42
Oh my God
Where are we - Ghostbusters 00:14
Where are we
Hey what happened Some moron brought - Ghostbusters 00:13
Hey what happened Some moron brought
To our first customer - Ghostbusters 00:24
To our first customer
This is it This is the sign - Ghostbusters 00:12
This is it This is the sign
You are so kind to take care of that man - Ghostbusters 00:11
You are so kind to take care of that man
Well this is great If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities - Ghostbusters 00:11
Well this is great If the ionization rate is constant for...
Art deco Very nice - Ghostbusters 00:07
Art deco Very nice
This job is definitely not worth 11 500 a year - Ghostbusters 00:08
This job is definitely not worth 11 500 a year
All right - Ghostbusters 00:33
All right
My friend don't be a jerk Step aside - Ghostbusters 00:14
My friend don't be a jerk Step aside
Whoa whoa whoa whoa - Ghostbusters 00:07
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
So what do we do - Ghostbusters 00:27
So what do we do
Now there's something you don't see every day - Ghostbusters 00:07
Now there's something you don't see every day
Twenty four hours a day seven days a week - Ghostbusters 00:08
Twenty four hours a day seven days a week
You know you don't act like a scientist - Ghostbusters 00:11
You know you don't act like a scientist
Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold it - Ghostbusters 00:20
Hey wait a minute Hey hey hey Hold it
It's a girl - Ghostbusters 00:21
It's a girl
How's the grid holding up Not good - Ghostbusters 00:10
How's the grid holding up Not good
Egon I'm gonna take back some of the things I've said about you - Ghostbusters 00:14
Egon I'm gonna take back some of the things I've said about...
This happen to you before - Ghostbusters 00:10
This happen to you before
He slimed me - Ghostbusters 00:17
He slimed me
Dropping off or picking up Dropping off - Ghostbusters 00:05
Dropping off or picking up Dropping off
What do you think Egon - Ghostbusters 00:31
What do you think Egon
Hey where do these stairs go - Ghostbusters 00:11
Hey where do these stairs go
Do you want some coffee Mr Tully - Ghostbusters 00:11
Do you want some coffee Mr Tully
As they say in TV I'm sure there's one big question - Ghostbusters 00:19
As they say in TV I'm sure there's one big question
I feel like the floor of a taxicab - Ghostbusters 00:05
I feel like the floor of a taxicab
Are you the Keymaster - Ghostbusters 00:27
Are you the Keymaster
Talk about telekinetic activity Look at this mess - Ghostbusters 00:32
Talk about telekinetic activity Look at this mess
Do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol - Ghostbusters 00:36
Do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol
Let me tell you something about myself - Ghostbusters 00:35
Let me tell you something about myself
Nobody steps on a church in my town - Ghostbusters 00:12
Nobody steps on a church in my town
I think we'd better split up Good idea - Ghostbusters 00:06
I think we'd better split up Good idea
Hold it I want this man arrested - Ghostbusters 00:12
Hold it I want this man arrested
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance - Ghostbusters 00:05
Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major...
Hello Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters 00:30
Hello Ghostbusters
I love this town - Ghostbusters 00:05
I love this town
Easy I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people - Ghostbusters 00:12
Easy I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed...
Oh no Mother pus bucket - Ghostbusters 00:05
Oh no Mother pus bucket
Okay so she's a dog - Ghostbusters 00:09
Okay so she's a dog
Do you want this body - Ghostbusters 00:15
Do you want this body
Listen Do you smell something - Ghostbusters 00:08
Listen Do you smell something
Hey Ray do you believe in God - Ghostbusters 00:37
Hey Ray do you believe in God
Are you okay - Ghostbusters 00:30
Are you okay
I am the Keymaster The Destructor is coming - Ghostbusters 00:37
I am the Keymaster The Destructor is coming
I have a radical idea The door swings both ways - Ghostbusters 00:36
I have a radical idea The door swings both ways
You're very handy I can tell - Ghostbusters 00:30
You're very handy I can tell
If I'm wrong nothing happens We go to jail peacefully quietly - Ghostbusters 00:23
If I'm wrong nothing happens We go to jail peacefully...
Gozer the Gozerian - Ghostbusters 00:28
Gozer the Gozerian
Ray when someone asks you if you're a god you say Yes - Ghostbusters 00:09
Ray when someone asks you if you're a god you say Yes
I'm Winston Zeddmore Your Honor - Ghostbusters 00:16
I'm Winston Zeddmore Your Honor
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night - Ghostbusters 00:28
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the...
What are you supposed to be some kind of a cosmonaut - Ghostbusters 00:23
What are you supposed to be some kind of a cosmonaut
What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana - Ghostbusters 00:36
What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana
The choice is made Whoa - Ghostbusters 00:39
The choice is made Whoa
You know it's just occurred to me - Ghostbusters 00:16
You know it's just occurred to me
Ray has gone bye bye Egon What have you got left - Ghostbusters 00:13
Ray has gone bye bye Egon What have you got left
Alice I'm gonna ask you a couple of standard questions okay - Ghostbusters 00:36
Alice I'm gonna ask you a couple of standard questions okay
I want you inside me - Ghostbusters 00:11
I want you inside me
We've been going about this all wrong This Mr Stay Puft is okay He's a sailor - Ghostbusters 00:09
We've been going about this all wrong This Mr Stay Puft is...
There's something very important I forgot to tell you - Ghostbusters 00:27
There's something very important I forgot to tell you
Do you believe in UFOs astral projections - Ghostbusters 00:20
Do you believe in UFOs astral projections
That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions - Ghostbusters 00:28
That this city is headed for a disaster of biblical...
Vinz you said before you were waiting for a sign - Ghostbusters 00:28
Vinz you said before you were waiting for a sign
We came we saw we kicked its ass - Ghostbusters 00:06
We came we saw we kicked its ass
Are you a god - Ghostbusters 00:17
Are you a god
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid - Ghostbusters 00:22
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid
I've gotta get this in the clear - Ghostbusters 00:27
I've gotta get this in the clear
I've always wanted to do this - Ghostbusters 00:19
I've always wanted to do this
It's right here - Ghostbusters 00:33
It's right here
It's a girl - Ghostbusters 00:32
It's a girl
It just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment - Ghostbusters 00:49
It just occurred to me that we really haven't had a...
Is it just a mist - Ghostbusters 00:17
Is it just a mist
I'm Winston Zeddmore - Ghostbusters 00:42
I'm Winston Zeddmore
I'm Walter Peck - Ghostbusters 03:35
I'm Walter Peck
I'm Roger Grimsby - Ghostbusters 00:52
I'm Roger Grimsby
I'm gonna turn over the next card - Ghostbusters 02:33
I'm gonna turn over the next card
I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you - Ghostbusters 00:22
I'm gonna take back some of the things I said about you
I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions - Ghostbusters 01:11
I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions
I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out - Ghostbusters 00:28
I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her...
If I'm wrong - Ghostbusters 00:43
If I'm wrong
I want this man arrested - Ghostbusters 00:38
I want this man arrested
I want you inside me - Ghostbusters 00:26
I want you inside me
I tried to think of the most harmless thing - Ghostbusters 00:36
I tried to think of the most harmless thing
I tried to stop them - Ghostbusters 04:20
I tried to stop them
I thought it was the drugstore - Ghostbusters 04:14
I thought it was the drugstore
I think we'd better split up - Ghostbusters 00:19
I think we'd better split up
I think it's a sign from God - Ghostbusters 00:47
I think it's a sign from God
I think we can get her a guest shot on  Wild Kingdom - Ghostbusters 00:36
I think we can get her a guest shot on Wild Kingdom
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people - Ghostbusters 00:27
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people
I love this town - Ghostbusters 00:10
I love this town
I have a radical idea - Ghostbusters 01:43
I have a radical idea
I guess the roses worked - Ghostbusters 00:17
I guess the roses worked
I got to get some sleep - Ghostbusters 00:27
I got to get some sleep
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab - Ghostbusters 00:14
I feel like the floor of a taxi cab
I don't have to take this abuse from you - Ghostbusters 00:24
I don't have to take this abuse from you
Zuul was the minion of Gozer - Ghostbusters 00:32
Zuul was the minion of Gozer
You're very handy - Ghostbusters 01:06
You're very handy
You're the best one on your row - Ghostbusters 00:13
You're the best one on your row
Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe - Ghostbusters 00:36
Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe
Your mucus - Ghostbusters 00:09
Your mucus
You smell something - Ghostbusters 00:11
You smell something
You said before you were waiting for a sign - Ghostbusters 01:37
You said before you were waiting for a sign
I blame myself - Ghostbusters 00:10
I blame myself
I am The Gatekeeper - Ghostbusters 00:15
I am The Gatekeeper
How's the grid holding up - Ghostbusters 00:22
How's the grid holding up
Heat 'em up - Ghostbusters 00:27
Heat 'em up
Gozer the Gozerian - Ghostbusters 01:05
Gozer the Gozerian
Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters 00:19
Ghostbusters
Gatekeeper - Ghostbusters 01:20
Gatekeeper
Everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire - Ghostbusters 00:45
Everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world - Ghostbusters 00:51
Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the...
Dropping off or picking up - Ghostbusters 00:12
Dropping off or picking up
I did that - Ghostbusters 00:22
I did that
Do you want some coffee - Ghostbusters 00:12
Do you want some coffee
Do you want this body - Ghostbusters 00:16
Do you want this body
Do you have any Excedrin or extra strength Tylenol - Ghostbusters 03:29
Do you have any Excedrin or extra strength Tylenol
Do you believe in God - Ghostbusters 02:55
Do you believe in God
Dean Yeager - Ghostbusters 02:18
Dean Yeager
Cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium - Ghostbusters 05:11
Cold riveted girders with cores of pure selenium
Clairvoyance - Ghostbusters 00:56
Clairvoyance
As they say in T - Ghostbusters 00:39
As they say in T
As a friend - Ghostbusters 01:21
As a friend
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night - Ghostbusters 01:33
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the...
Are you the Keymaster - Ghostbusters 00:31
Are you the Keymaster
Are you okay - Ghostbusters 01:01
Are you okay
Are you a God - Ghostbusters 00:24
Are you a God
Any messages - Ghostbusters 00:43
Any messages
A full torso apparition - Ghostbusters 00:15
A full torso apparition
You gonna answer that - Ghostbusters 00:38
You gonna answer that
You don't think it's too subtle - Ghostbusters 01:01
You don't think it's too subtle
You don't act like a scientist - Ghostbusters 00:26
You don't act like a scientist
You are so kind to take care of that man - Ghostbusters 00:26
You are so kind to take care of that man
Where these stairs go - Ghostbusters 00:14
Where these stairs go
Where are we - Ghostbusters 00:24
Where are we
Where are you from - Ghostbusters 00:35
Where are you from
When someone asks you if you're a god - Ghostbusters 00:15
When someone asks you if you're a god
What has that got to do with anything - Ghostbusters 00:27
What has that got to do with anything
What was it - Ghostbusters 01:55
What was it
What is it - Ghostbusters 02:26
What is it
What happened - Ghostbusters 00:22
What happened
What do you think - Ghostbusters 01:42
What do you think
What do you mean - Ghostbusters 01:19
What do you mean
What do you mean  big - Ghostbusters 01:36
What do you mean big
What do we do - Ghostbusters 00:21
What do we do
What are you trying to prove here - Ghostbusters 00:40
What are you trying to prove here
What are you supposed to be - Ghostbusters 00:44
What are you supposed to be
What are we doing today - Ghostbusters 00:27
What are we doing today
We've neutronized it - Ghostbusters 00:34
We've neutronized it
We've been going about this all wrong - Ghostbusters 00:34
We've been going about this all wrong
We kicked its ass - Ghostbusters 00:11
We kicked its ass
We didn't have to produce anything - Ghostbusters 00:53
We didn't have to produce anything
Wait a minute - Ghostbusters 00:57
Wait a minute
Twenty four hours a day - Ghostbusters 00:23
Twenty four hours a day
To our first custumer - Ghostbusters 00:53
To our first custumer
This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap - Ghostbusters 01:08
This is where we store all the vapors and entities and...
This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap - Ghostbusters 01:09
This is where we put all the vapors and entities and slimers...
This is Larry King - Ghostbusters 00:51
This is Larry King
This is it - Ghostbusters 00:20
This is it
This happen to you before - Ghostbusters 00:14
This happen to you before
This is great - Ghostbusters 00:33
This is great
This chick is TOAST - Ghostbusters 00:28
This chick is TOAST
This is big - Ghostbusters 00:53
This is big
This is a major disgrace - Ghostbusters 03:00
This is a major disgrace
They hate this - Ghostbusters 00:15
They hate this
They caused an explosion - Ghostbusters 00:51
They caused an explosion
There's something very important I forgot to tell you - Ghostbusters 01:12
There's something very important I forgot to tell you
There's something you don't see every day - Ghostbusters 00:15
There's something you don't see every day
The whole building is a huge - Ghostbusters 01:29
The whole building is a huge
The superintendent's gonna be pissed - Ghostbusters 00:14
The superintendent's gonna be pissed
The Choice is made - Ghostbusters 01:10
The Choice is made
That's the bedroom - Ghostbusters 00:20
That's the bedroom
That's great - Ghostbusters 00:26
That's great
That was your whole plan - Ghostbusters 00:18
That was your whole plan
Symmetrical book stacking - Ghostbusters 00:34
Symmetrical book stacking
Successful test - Ghostbusters 00:37
Successful test
Still making headlines all across the country - Ghostbusters 01:10
Still making headlines all across the country
Shut these off - Ghostbusters 00:14
Shut these off
Shorten your stream - Ghostbusters 00:17
Shorten your stream
She's a dog - Ghostbusters 00:09
She's a dog
See ya on the other side - Ghostbusters 00:16
See ya on the other side
My friend - Ghostbusters 00:34
My friend
Ray has gone bye bye - Ghostbusters 00:26
Ray has gone bye bye
Pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy - Ghostbusters 00:37
Pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about...
NOBODY steps on a church in my town - Ghostbusters 00:14
NOBODY steps on a church in my town
Nimble little minx - Ghostbusters 00:23
Nimble little minx
Nice shootin' - Ghostbusters 00:10
Nice shootin'
Nice doggy - Ghostbusters 00:18
Nice doggy
My parents left me that house - Ghostbusters 00:31
My parents left me that house
Mother puss bucket - Ghostbusters 00:11
Mother puss bucket
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider - Ghostbusters 00:19
Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider
Look at this - Ghostbusters 00:57
Look at this
Look at all the junk food - Ghostbusters 02:10
Look at all the junk food
Let me tell you something about myself - Ghostbusters 01:37
Let me tell you something about myself
Just relax - Ghostbusters 00:47
Just relax
I've seen TV - Ghostbusters 00:58
I've seen TV

Cast

Dr. Peter Venkman - Bill Murray
Dr. Raymond Stantz - Dan Aykroyd
Dana Barrett - Sigourney Weaver
Dr. Egon Spengler - Harold Ramis
Louis Tully - Rick Moranis
Janine Melnitz - Annie Potts
Walter Peck - William Atherton
Winston Zeddemore - Ernie Hudson
Male Student - Steven Tash
Female Student - Jennifer Runyon
Hotel Manager - Michael Ensign
Librarian - Alice Drummond
Dean Yeager - Jordan Charney
Violinist - Timothy Carhart
Library Administrator - John Rothman
Archbishop - Tom McDermott
Roger Grimsby - Roger Grimsby
Larry King - Larry King
Joe Franklin - Joe Franklin
Casey Kasem - Casey Kasem
Fire Commissioner - John Ring
Police Commissioner - Norman Matlock
Police Captain - Joe Cirillo
Police Seargeant - Joe Schmieg
Jail Guard - Reginald VelJohnson
Real Estate Woman - Rhoda Gemignani
Man at Elevator - Murray Rubin
Con Edison Man - Larry Dilg
Coachman - Danny Stone
Woman at Party - Patty Freedman
Tall Woman at Party - Jean Kasem
Doorman - Lenny Del Genio
Chambermaid - Frances E. Nealy
Hot Dog Vendor - Sam Moses
TV Reporter - Christopher Wynkoop
Businessman in Cab - Winston May
Mayor's Aide - Tommy Hollis
Louis's Neighbor (as Eda Reis Merin) - Eda Reiss Merin
Policeman at Apartment - Ric Mancini
Mrs. Van Hoffman - Kathryn Janssen
Reporter - Stanley Grover
Reporter - Carol Ann Henry
Reporter (as James Hardy) - James Hardie
Reporter (as Frances Turner) - Frantz Turner
Reporter - Nancy Kelly
Ted Fleming - Paul Trafas
Annette Fleming - Cheryl Birchenfield
Library Ghost - Ruth Oliver
Dream Ghost - Kymberly Herrin
Extra - NY Public Library - Murray Bandel
Prisoner - Larry Bilzarian
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man - Billy Bryan
Boy at Hot Dog Stand - Matteo Cafiso
Women-NY Public Library - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
T-Shirt Vendor - Frankie Como
Man Fleeing Marshmallow Man - Peter Costanza
Patrolman Matthews - John De Bello
Redheaded Man - Eldo Ray Estes
Hare Krishna acolyte - Brute Force
Birthday Girl in Tavern on the Green - Debbie Gibson
Student at Columbia University - Willow Hale
Library Patron - Jon Hayden
Man Behind Barricade - Ron Jeremy
Man in Taxi - Joseph Marzano
Man at Library - Joe Medjuck
Reporter - Danny Nero
City Hall Cop - Frank Patton III
Terror Dog - Harrison Ray
Zuul / Slimer (voice) - Ivan Reitman
Prisoner - Frank Rivers
Prisoner - Mario Todisco
Bill Walton - Bill Walton
Party Guest - Manny Weltman