"Ghostbusters" quotes

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Following a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the other... Read all

Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Katie Dippold, Paul Feig, Ivan Reitman
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $128,350,574
Released: 15 Jul 2016
Awards: 5 wins & 24 nominations

115 Clips

Yeah I heard something really weird - Ghostbusters 00:08
Yeah I heard something really weird
Let's go Let's go - Ghostbusters 00:06
Let's go Let's go
Yeah that stuff went everywhere by the way in every crack - Ghostbusters 00:05
Yeah that stuff went everywhere by the way in every crack
ABBY Oh my God you killed a Pilgrim - Ghostbusters 00:04
ABBY Oh my God you killed a Pilgrim
JENNIFER No no It's just a magic trick He didn't actually cut her in half - Ghostbusters 00:09
JENNIFER No no It's just a magic trick He didn't actually...
Casper - Ghostbusters 00:03
Casper
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you - Ghostbusters 00:22
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine...
We like him despite his many many frustrating quirks - Ghostbusters 00:06
We like him despite his many many frustrating quirks
Come on Rowan show yourself - Ghostbusters 00:19
Come on Rowan show yourself
Hell no The Devil is a liar - Ghostbusters 00:30
Hell no The Devil is a liar
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts - Ghostbusters 00:07
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts
ERIN It's always the sad pale ones - Ghostbusters 00:04
ERIN It's always the sad pale ones
Uh is it the boobs you don't like 'Cause I can make them bigger - Ghostbusters 00:05
Uh is it the boobs you don't like 'Cause I can make them...
Okay so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing but I'm mad as hell - Ghostbusters 00:07
Okay so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing...
Who's the flying beefcake - Ghostbusters 00:03
Who's the flying beefcake
Okay well books can't fly And neither can babies so - Ghostbusters 00:05
Okay well books can't fly And neither can babies so
I got one wonton - Ghostbusters 00:15
I got one wonton
Charge the lines - Ghostbusters 00:08
Charge the lines
Proton guns are all well and good - Ghostbusters 00:07
Proton guns are all well and good
Well that thing's having the time of its life - Ghostbusters 00:05
Well that thing's having the time of its life
I'm sorry That book you're holding is utter nonsense - Ghostbusters 00:15
I'm sorry That book you're holding is utter nonsense
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front - Ghostbusters 00:04
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the...
You shoot like girls 12 o'clock - Ghostbusters 00:04
You shoot like girls 12 o'clock
Hey that man went out the wrong door - Ghostbusters 00:04
Hey that man went out the wrong door
I would've used aluminum but I'm crazy - Ghostbusters 00:05
I would've used aluminum but I'm crazy
Well we just gave a ghost a nuke - Ghostbusters 00:06
Well we just gave a ghost a nuke
You know up above us was the old New York prison - Ghostbusters 00:13
You know up above us was the old New York prison
You get a car and you get a car and you get a car - Ghostbusters 00:06
You get a car and you get a car and you get a car
Man it smells like burned bologna and regrets down here - Ghostbusters 00:05
Man it smells like burned bologna and regrets down here
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth - Ghostbusters 00:06
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth
Safety lights are for dudes - Ghostbusters 00:10
Safety lights are for dudes
Ma'am can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tie - Ghostbusters 00:07
Ma'am can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow...
Booyah Emphasis on the boo - Ghostbusters 00:04
Booyah Emphasis on the boo
SINGING Come out come out wherever you are - Ghostbusters 00:05
SINGING Come out come out wherever you are
Now I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky - Ghostbusters 00:35
Now I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky
You guys this is exactly how I pictured my death - Ghostbusters 00:05
You guys this is exactly how I pictured my death
Avid skier Gluten full - Ghostbusters 00:07
Avid skier Gluten full
Uh why am I operating the untested nuclear laser - Ghostbusters 00:06
Uh why am I operating the untested nuclear laser
Sorry can't buy you another one - Ghostbusters 00:04
Sorry can't buy you another one
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter - Ghostbusters 00:34
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes - Ghostbusters 00:29
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes
Forgot about my new toys - Ghostbusters 00:08
Forgot about my new toys
You know an aquarium is a submarine for fish - Ghostbusters 00:04
You know an aquarium is a submarine for fish
Do you have any idea how many federal regulations - Ghostbusters 00:10
Do you have any idea how many federal regulations
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing - Ghostbusters 00:08
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing
PATTY Well I guess he going to Queens - Ghostbusters 00:07
PATTY Well I guess he going to Queens
Was that there before - Ghostbusters 00:08
Was that there before
What part of small and friendly did he not understand - Ghostbusters 00:06
What part of small and friendly did he not understand
Look I don't go to Chinatown - Ghostbusters 00:06
Look I don't go to Chinatown
I heard something really weird - Ghostbusters 00:07
I heard something really weird
My name is Erin Gilbert - Ghostbusters 00:24
My name is Erin Gilbert
Did you want to - Ghostbusters 00:07
Did you want to
That stuff went everywhere - Ghostbusters 00:15
That stuff went everywhere
You killed a pilgrim - Ghostbusters 00:08
You killed a pilgrim
No  it's just a magic trick - Ghostbusters 00:36
No it's just a magic trick
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you - Ghostbusters 01:17
I will not let the 12 year reputation of this fine...
What form would you prefer I take - Ghostbusters 00:41
What form would you prefer I take
And they're not all crazies - Ghostbusters 00:35
And they're not all crazies
Why are you pretending to capture ghosts - Ghostbusters 00:19
Why are you pretending to capture ghosts
The Devil is a liar - Ghostbusters 00:22
The Devil is a liar
It's always the sad - Ghostbusters 00:08
It's always the sad
Is it the boobs you don't like - Ghostbusters 00:22
Is it the boobs you don't like
I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing - Ghostbusters 00:26
I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing
Who's the flying beefcake - Ghostbusters 00:14
Who's the flying beefcake
I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis - Ghostbusters 00:40
I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis
Charge the lines - Ghostbusters 00:17
Charge the lines
Proton guns are all well and good - Ghostbusters 00:24
Proton guns are all well and good
That thing is having the time of its life - Ghostbusters 00:09
That thing is having the time of its life
Here's your chance to work on that - Ghostbusters 00:17
Here's your chance to work on that
That book you're holding is utter nonsense - Ghostbusters 00:46
That book you're holding is utter nonsense
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came out the front - Ghostbusters 00:23
Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came out the...
You shoot like girls - Ghostbusters 00:06
You shoot like girls
That man went through the wrong door - Ghostbusters 00:16
That man went through the wrong door
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off - Ghostbusters 00:30
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off
Is that by DeBarge - Ghostbusters 00:24
Is that by DeBarge
We just gave a ghost a nuke - Ghostbusters 00:11
We just gave a ghost a nuke
We should probably run - Ghostbusters 00:20
We should probably run
I'm telling you - Ghostbusters 00:48
I'm telling you
Up above us was the old New York prison - Ghostbusters 00:50
Up above us was the old New York prison
That's a manly name - Ghostbusters 00:14
That's a manly name
You just got Holtzmanned - Ghostbusters 00:15
You just got Holtzmanned
Do you know your iron level - Ghostbusters 00:16
Do you know your iron level
And YOU get a car - Ghostbusters 00:16
And YOU get a car
You talkin' like a boat - Ghostbusters 00:29
You talkin' like a boat
It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here - Ghostbusters 00:21
It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here
Safety lights are for dudes - Ghostbusters 00:19
Safety lights are for dudes
Can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie - Ghostbusters 00:22
Can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie
Emphasis on the boo - Ghostbusters 00:15
Emphasis on the boo
Wherever you are - Ghostbusters 00:15
Wherever you are
This is exactly how I pictured my death - Ghostbusters 00:07
This is exactly how I pictured my death
Let me fix this - Ghostbusters 00:17
Let me fix this
And 100  jazzed to meet you - Ghostbusters 00:18
And 100 jazzed to meet you
Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser - Ghostbusters 00:24
Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser
I can't buy you another one - Ghostbusters 00:17
I can't buy you another one
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter - Ghostbusters 01:26
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter
An aquarium is a submarine for fish - Ghostbusters 00:15
An aquarium is a submarine for fish
Forgot about my new toys - Ghostbusters 00:10
Forgot about my new toys
Because of the glasses and the handsomeness - Ghostbusters 00:22
Because of the glasses and the handsomeness
Room full of nightmares - Ghostbusters 00:15
Room full of nightmares
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing - Ghostbusters 00:35
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing
She thinks it's a sliding door - Ghostbusters 00:27
She thinks it's a sliding door
Was that there before - Ghostbusters 00:15
Was that there before
What part of  small and friendly  did he not understand - Ghostbusters 00:21
What part of small and friendly did he not understand
What year is it - Ghostbusters 00:17
What year is it
I don't go to Chinatown - Ghostbusters 00:16
I don't go to Chinatown
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup - Ghostbusters 00:22
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup
I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky - Ghostbusters 01:48
I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky
You know what - Ghostbusters 01:28
You know what
Clark Kent - Ghostbusters 00:27
Clark Kent
Avid skier - Ghostbusters 00:17
Avid skier
At the time of its construction - Ghostbusters 00:59
At the time of its construction
And especially you - Ghostbusters 00:19
And especially you
What was it - Ghostbusters 00:33
What was it
We like him - Ghostbusters 00:18
We like him
Show yourself - Ghostbusters 00:57
Show yourself

Cast

Tour Guide Garrett - Zach Woods
Erin Gilbert - Kristen Wiig
Ed Mulgrave - Ed Begley Jr.
Harold Filmore - Charles Dance
Higgins Student - John Milhiser
Higgins Student - Ben Harris
Abby Yates - Melissa McCarthy
Bennie - Karan Soni
Jillian Holtzmann - Kate McKinnon
Gertrude Aldridge Ghost - Bess Rous
Patty Tolan - Leslie Jones
Rowan North - Neil Casey
Electrocuted Ghost - Dave Allen
Rental Agent - Katie Dippold
Graffiti Artist - Nate Corddry
Metal Head - Daniel Ramis
NY1 News Anchor #1 - Pat Kiernan
Martin Heiss - Bill Murray
Jonathan the Theater Manager - Michael McDonald
Fernando the Janitor - Jaime Pacheco
Lead Singer - Adam Ray
Bass Guitarist - Eugene Cordero
Ely the Drummer - Davey Jones
Rock Guitarist - Ryan Levine
Rock Guitarist - Dan Teicher
Keyboardist - Theodore Shapiro
Lightboard Operator - Matteo Borghese
Famous Rock Star - Ozzy Osbourne
Reporter Outside Theater - Jeanine Ramirez
Waitress - Jessica Chaffin
Waitress - Jamie Denbo
Officer Stevenson - Toby Huss
Agent Hawkins - Michael Kenneth Williams
Agent Rorke - Matt Walsh
Mayor Bradley - Andy Garcia
Jennifer Lynch - Cecily Strong
Desk Clerk - Annie Potts
NY1 News Anchor #2 - Cheryl Wills
Basement Cop - Sam Richardson
Flasher Ghost - Steve Bannos
Flashed Man - Tom Yi
Flashed Woman - Susan Park
Subway Rat Woman - Milana Vayntrub
Cabbie - Dan Aykroyd
Police Officer - Tony Viveiros
Police Officer (as Stephen tWitch Boss) - Stephen Boss
Lady Slimer - Robin Shelby
Fox 5 News Anchor - Rosanna Scotto
Fox 5 News Anchor - Greg Kelly
Baba Booey Shouter - Johnny Higgins
Al Roker - Al Roker
Uncle Bill - Ernie Hudson
Rebecca Gorin - Sigourney Weaver
Concert Goer - Barry Ace
Scared NYC Pedestrian - Phil 'Skippy' Adams
Subway Patron - Giovanni Alabiso
National Guardsman - Joe Alo
Sound Engineer - Jason Amherst
Heavy Metal Fan / Headbanger - David O. Ang
Ghost Prostitute / College Student - Kristen Annese
Concert Goer - John Ardini
Restaurant Patron - Stephanie Atkinson
Museum Pedestrian - Michael Balzano III
Concert Goer - Reuben Baron
NYC Pedestrian - Katrina Bellini
Aldridge Mansion Tourist - Amanda Blattner
Concert Goer - Nicholas Bohling
Hotel Doorman - Jim Boyd
Concert Goer - Jin Yang Brancalhao
1920's Cop Ghost - Thomas Brogan
NYC Resident / Restaurant Patron - Lori Burch
Professor / Hotel Clerk - John J. Burke
Private Traynor - Mark Burzenski
Rock Concert Audience - Brian J. Cano
Scared New Yorker - Danielle Cassettari
Subway Rider - Roy Y. Chan
Pedestrian - Chemi Che-Mponda
AA News Reporter - Kadian Clarke
Pedestrian - Skye Cohan
G-Man Ghost - Al Conti
Campus Security Guard - Guy Cooper
Columbia Student - Josephine Cooper
Ozzy Osbourne Merch Guy - Chris Corkum
Security Guard - D.W. Cormier
Scared New Yorker - Stevie Costa
NYC Pedestrian - Joy Costanza
Pedestrian - Keenan Crosland
NYC Pedestrian - Christopher J. Davis
National Guard - Tierre Diaz
Columbia University Professor - Bob Dio
Street Pedestrian - Brian Dongelewic
Ghost - Irina Egay
NYC Pedestrian - Michele Egerton
NYC Pedestrian - Raymond Esposito
Flower Man - Larry Eudene
NYC Pedestrian - Mark Falvo
NYC Pedestrian - Charlie Flannery
Homeland Security - Keith Fluker
Meyer Lansky Ghost - Thomas Michael Flynn
NYC Pedestrian - John Franchi
Concert Goer - Rocco Frattasio
Columbia Student - Christopher Fung
NYC Pedestrian - Robert Glenn
Columbia Faculty / Concert Attendee / National Guard - Jared M. Gordon
Dancer - Cop Flash Mob - Daisha Graf
Police Officer - Tom Granger
Security at Rock Show - Karl carlo Green
NYC Pedestrian / Businesswoman - Elaine Victoria Grey
Citizen - Jed Griswold
Black Tie Patron at Restuarant - London Hall
NYC Pedestrian - Anita Harkess
Concert Goer - Mackenzie Hawe
Coffeeshop Patron / Concert Goer - Erin Katrina Hayes
NYC Pedestrian - Benjamin Healy
SFC Sandberg - Hannah Heckman-McKenna
Dinner Guest - Ross Higgins
NYC Pedestrian - Steven Howitt
Concertgoer - Lucas Hunton
Hotel Patron - Frankie Imbergamo
NYC Pedestrian - Charles Matumbi Jackson
Scared New Yorker - Kevin J. James
Scared Tourist - Michael D. Joseph
1970's Female Ghost - Leigh Ann Karetas
Formal Diner - Bobby Kenney
Museum Visitor - Jessica Kent
Phil Hudson - Justin Kirk
Restaurant Patron - Ren Knopf
Gangster Ghost - Stephen Kyle
Concert Goer - David Langill
Metal Head - Chris Librizzi
City Boy - Max Liebetrau
NYC Pedestrian - Sigrid Lium
Reporter - Ally Looney
Concert Goer - Nick Lordi
NYC Pedestrian - Franco Luzzi
Concert Goer - Eloise Lynton
Concert Goer - Paige MacLean
Concertgoer / NYC Pedestrian - Amber Michaelle Maher
Dancer - Marcus Majors
Firefighter - Michael Marchand
NYC Pedestrian - Daniel Martignetti
NYC Pedestrian - Joe Massa
National Guardsman / Pedestrian - Jamie Mazareas
Goth with Goggles - Mb X. McClain
Restaurant Patron - Robert McEvilly
National Guardsman / Pedestrian - Sean McPherson
NYC Pedestrian / National Guardsman Thompson - Jarrett Menard
Hotel Guest - Derek Mikula
police officer - Wayne R. Miller
Pedestrian - Vanessa Morrison
Concert Goer - Robert C. Moseley Jr.
Security Guard - Joel Murray
Roadie - Ken Murray
Concert Goer - Lisa Nguyen
Mrs. Potter - Lesley Nicol
Concert Goer - Nick Norrman
NYC Pedestrian - David Sean O'Donnell
NYC Pedestrian - Joseph Oliveira
National Guardsman / NYC Pedestrian - Aaron Oliveri
NYC Pedestrian - Richard Pacheco
Phyllis Adler - Elizabeth Perkins
Security Guard #1 - Dennis Pietrantonio
Concert Goer - Diane Pimentel
Concert Goer - Russell Potocki
1920's Ghost - Rickland Powell
Ghost Prostitute - Leah Procito
Homeland Security Police - Marinko Radakovic
Pedestrian at Ecto1 - Noel Ramos
Columbia Student - Kyle Reardon
Metal Head - Steven Rears
News Crew / 1920s Gangster Ghost - Stew Replogle
1920's Ghost - Floyd Richardson
Formal Wear Restaurant Patron - Gary Roscoe
Guitar Technician - Lexie Roth
NYC Pedestrian - Paul Rudoff
NYC Pedestrian - Harold Rudolph
Audience Member - Frank Sabbath
NYPD Police Officer - John Santoro
Woman in Subway - Stephanie Ann Saunders
Concert Goer - Scott Sederquist
NYC Pedestrian - Nancy Ellen Shore
NYC Pedestrian - Rebekah Shreck
Concert Goer - Ernie Slaughter
Running Pedestrian - Yefim Somin
Show Girl Ghost - Chaunty Spillane
Homeland Security Agent - Michael Stanton
News Reporter - Michael Steven Swanson
NYC Pedestrian / Columbia Faculty - Lino Tanaka
Metal Head - Jillian Taylor
Concert Goer - Carl 'CJ' Tempesta
Tour Guide - Drew Tholke
1950s Ghost - Jordan Tofalo
NYC Pedestrian - Alejandro 'Lex' Ulloa
News Crew - Nicholas Varga
Harvard Graduate - Adam Vera
News Reporter - Mike Vezza
Restaurant Patron - Nicolas Villamizar
Concert Goer - Ian Vincent
Homeland Security Officer - Daniel Washington
NYC Pedestrian - Amy Whalen
NYC Pedestrian - Lisa Wynn
NYC Pedestrian - Anne Marie Young
NYC Pedestrian - Ron G. Young