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The discovery of a massive river of ectoplasm and a resurgence of spectral activity allows the staff of Ghostbusters to revive the business.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis
Production: N/A
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $112,494,738
Released: 16 Jun 1989
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

225 Clips & Quotes

Well better late than never - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Well better late than never
I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back - Ghostbusters II 00:21
I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city...
There's something strange In the neighborhood - Ghostbusters II 00:14
There's something strange In the neighborhood
What's your name His name is Oscar - Ghostbusters II 00:10
What's your name His name is Oscar
Mr Mayor we're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric slime flow - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Mr Mayor we're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric...
Hi how are you Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters Nice to see you - Ghostbusters II 00:36
Hi how are you Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters Nice to see...
Why am I drippings with goo - Ghostbusters II 00:04
Why am I drippings with goo
We're the best We're the beautiful We're the only - Ghostbusters II 00:09
We're the best We're the beautiful We're the only
Look just put these guys away fast - Ghostbusters II 00:30
Look just put these guys away fast
JUDGE Before we begin this trial I want to make one thing very clear - Ghostbusters II 00:34
JUDGE Before we begin this trial I want to make one thing...
Now we become one - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Now we become one
I mean is she the killer or what LOUIS No that's Rita Hayworth - Ghostbusters II 00:18
I mean is she the killer or what LOUIS No that's Rita...
I think that was the old New York Central City of Albany - Ghostbusters II 00:19
I think that was the old New York Central City of Albany
Of course not And that is the whole problem with aliens - Ghostbusters II 00:28
Of course not And that is the whole problem with aliens
Not so fast Vigo - Ghostbusters II 00:32
Not so fast Vigo
Stinging I'm stinging - Ghostbusters II 00:05
Stinging I'm stinging
That was really stupid - Ghostbusters II 00:05
That was really stupid
Boys you're scaring the straights okay Is there any way we can do this tomorrow - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Boys you're scaring the straights okay Is there any way we...
Give me a break We're both lawyers - Ghostbusters II 00:04
Give me a break We're both lawyers
Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island - Ghostbusters II 00:11
Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island
There are many perks in being the mother of a living god - Ghostbusters II 00:07
There are many perks in being the mother of a living god
Hold it right there deadhead - Ghostbusters II 00:15
Hold it right there deadhead
He's Vigo You are like the buzzing of flies to him - Ghostbusters II 00:07
He's Vigo You are like the buzzing of flies to him
Hello Peter - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Hello Peter
Oh it's you - Ghostbusters II 00:09
Oh it's you
Dana did you see some shirts here - Ghostbusters II 00:09
Dana did you see some shirts here
You gotta do something Help me - Ghostbusters II 00:16
You gotta do something Help me
Spengler A major slime related psychokinetic event - Ghostbusters II 00:35
Spengler A major slime related psychokinetic event
We were right Ray Multi planar Kirlian emanations - Ghostbusters II 00:35
We were right Ray Multi planar Kirlian emanations
Well what do you think - Ghostbusters II 00:37
Well what do you think
You know I think we got more food on your shirt - Ghostbusters II 00:37
You know I think we got more food on your shirt
I think that was the old New York Central City of Albany - Ghostbusters II 00:13
I think that was the old New York Central City of Albany
Yes This is Prince Vigo the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia - Ghostbusters II 00:22
Yes This is Prince Vigo the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia
Yes This is Prince Vigo the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Yes This is Prince Vigo the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia
Who Who - Ghostbusters II 00:04
Who Who
My parents didn't believe in toys - Ghostbusters II 00:05
My parents didn't believe in toys
I pulled it Perhaps you could you help me - Ghostbusters II 00:13
I pulled it Perhaps you could you help me
Death is but a door Time is but a window I'll be back - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Death is but a door Time is but a window I'll be back
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt - Ghostbusters II 00:09
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt
That is where we come in - Ghostbusters II 00:32
That is where we come in
That slime wall is pulsing with evil - Ghostbusters II 00:36
That slime wall is pulsing with evil
Dana the guys are going down into the sewer to check for slime stuff - Ghostbusters II 00:14
Dana the guys are going down into the sewer to check for...
I'm Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters II 00:19
I'm Peter Venkman
It really is a great place - Ghostbusters II 00:35
It really is a great place
The Scoleri brothers Friends of yours - Ghostbusters II 00:16
The Scoleri brothers Friends of yours
You know how much negative energy it must have taken to generate a flow this size - Ghostbusters II 00:09
You know how much negative energy it must have taken to...
We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction - Ghostbusters II 00:33
We've been running tests to see if we can get an equally...
As I explained before - Ghostbusters II 00:37
As I explained before
Vigie Vigie Vigie You have been a bad monkey - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Vigie Vigie Vigie You have been a bad monkey
EGON We're running out of time Ray WINSTON Can't you go any faster - Ghostbusters II 00:15
EGON We're running out of time Ray WINSTON Can't you go any...
What Are you serious - Ghostbusters II 00:19
What Are you serious
Ordinary household toaster - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Ordinary household toaster
You know my dad says you guys are full of crap - Ghostbusters II 00:13
You know my dad says you guys are full of crap
PETER Kind of makes you wonder doesn't it - Ghostbusters II 00:12
PETER Kind of makes you wonder doesn't it
I have a strong psychic belief - Ghostbusters II 00:23
I have a strong psychic belief
So the seven little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation - Ghostbusters II 00:19
So the seven little dwarves had a limited partnership in a...
On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain - Ghostbusters II 00:21
On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain
What the hell's going on It's pandemonium out there - Ghostbusters II 00:32
What the hell's going on It's pandemonium out there
Lenny have you been out on the street lately - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Lenny have you been out on the street lately
Hey man - Ghostbusters II 00:12
Hey man
I have more than two grades of laundry okay - Ghostbusters II 00:16
I have more than two grades of laundry okay
You're next Bubbles All right I rescind the order - Ghostbusters II 00:09
You're next Bubbles All right I rescind the order
Hey what's the story - Ghostbusters II 00:36
Hey what's the story
So whatever happened to Mr Right anyway - Ghostbusters II 00:15
So whatever happened to Mr Right anyway
Ray we'd like to shoot the monster Could you move please - Ghostbusters II 00:17
Ray we'd like to shoot the monster Could you move please
Two in the box Ready to go - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Two in the box Ready to go
That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the Psychic - Ghostbusters II 00:20
That's all the time we've got for this week on World of the...
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy - Ghostbusters II 00:05
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy
You're much better than you realize You don't give yourself enough credit - Ghostbusters II 00:15
You're much better than you realize You don't give yourself...
Venkman would you get a stool specimen please - Ghostbusters II 00:08
Venkman would you get a stool specimen please
Let's suck in the guts guys We're the Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters II 00:05
Let's suck in the guts guys We're the Ghostbusters
Look no respected psychic will come on the show - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Look no respected psychic will come on the show
Here we go - Ghostbusters II 00:34
Here we go
Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur - Ghostbusters II 00:26
Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur
Hey how many of you people here tonight are a national monument - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Hey how many of you people here tonight are a national...
Hi Welcome back to World of the Psychic - Ghostbusters II 00:04
Hi Welcome back to World of the Psychic
You never got it Dana - Ghostbusters II 00:17
You never got it Dana
Find me a child that I might live again - Ghostbusters II 00:32
Find me a child that I might live again
Find me a child that I might live again - Ghostbusters II 00:15
Find me a child that I might live again
You You worthless piece of slime - Ghostbusters II 00:30
You You worthless piece of slime
Very well Hi Egon How's school - Ghostbusters II 00:12
Very well Hi Egon How's school
Yeah because of all this blackness it was - Ghostbusters II 00:33
Yeah because of all this blackness it was
Ew that's one ugly dude Hot - Ghostbusters II 00:05
Ew that's one ugly dude Hot
It looks like a giant Jell O mold - Ghostbusters II 00:10
It looks like a giant Jell O mold
Well you're probably feeling what Vigo is feeling - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Well you're probably feeling what Vigo is feeling
I Vigo the scourge of Carpathia - Ghostbusters II 00:13
I Vigo the scourge of Carpathia
I think you guys are making a big mistake - Ghostbusters II 00:14
I think you guys are making a big mistake
Dr Venkman - Ghostbusters II 00:18
Dr Venkman
You know I'm a voter - Ghostbusters II 00:08
You know I'm a voter
Don't put any of those old cheap moves on me okay - Ghostbusters II 00:10
Don't put any of those old cheap moves on me okay
Peter How is he these days - Ghostbusters II 00:09
Peter How is he these days
Who told you to stop cutting - Ghostbusters II 00:23
Who told you to stop cutting
But If my hands weren't tied - Ghostbusters II 00:18
But If my hands weren't tied
According to my source - Ghostbusters II 00:36
According to my source
Ungrateful little yuppie larvae After all we did for this city - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Ungrateful little yuppie larvae After all we did for this...
Dr Venkman Dana is not here - Ghostbusters II 00:06
Dr Venkman Dana is not here
Everything you're doing is bad - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Everything you're doing is bad
I'd like to run some gynaecological tests on the mother - Ghostbusters II 00:05
I'd like to run some gynaecological tests on the mother
You know I have met some dumb blonds in my life - Ghostbusters II 00:36
You know I have met some dumb blonds in my life
Soon it will be midnight and the city will be mine and Vigo's - Ghostbusters II 00:11
Soon it will be midnight and the city will be mine and...
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the - Ghostbusters II 00:16
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character...
So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural - Ghostbusters II 00:16
So what you're saying is that the world of the supernatural
It's so late I really ought to put him down - Ghostbusters II 00:17
It's so late I really ought to put him down
Vigo the Carpathian born 1505 died 1610 - Ghostbusters II 00:34
Vigo the Carpathian born 1505 died 1610
My parents didn't believe in toys - Ghostbusters II 00:34
My parents didn't believe in toys
Your Honor - Ghostbusters II 00:32
Your Honor
Hey Egon What - Ghostbusters II 00:05
Hey Egon What
Better late then never - Ghostbusters II 00:15
Better late then never
I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back - Ghostbusters II 01:07
I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city...
What's you're name - Ghostbusters II 00:24
What's you're name
Psychomagnetheric - Ghostbusters II 01:05
Psychomagnetheric
Why am I all dripping with goo - Ghostbusters II 00:16
Why am I all dripping with goo
We're the beautiful - Ghostbusters II 00:18
We're the beautiful
Before we begin this trial - Ghostbusters II 02:02
Before we begin this trial
She the killer or what - Ghostbusters II 00:30
She the killer or what
Did you catch the number on the locomotive - Ghostbusters II 00:43
Did you catch the number on the locomotive
Occasionally you meet a nice once - Ghostbusters II 01:07
Occasionally you meet a nice once
The bimbo with the baby - Ghostbusters II 01:19
The bimbo with the baby
That was really stupid - Ghostbusters II 00:15
That was really stupid
You're scaring the straights - Ghostbusters II 00:23
You're scaring the straights
Give me a break - Ghostbusters II 00:17
Give me a break
There are many perks to being the mother of a living god - Ghostbusters II 00:20
There are many perks to being the mother of a living god
You want a baby - Ghostbusters II 00:32
You want a baby
We're the only Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters II 00:23
We're the only Ghostbusters
We're the best - Ghostbusters II 00:21
We're the best
You are like the buzzing of flies to him - Ghostbusters II 00:15
You are like the buzzing of flies to him
Are you all right - Ghostbusters II 00:56
Are you all right
That slime mold is pulsing with evil - Ghostbusters II 02:16
That slime mold is pulsing with evil
But I didn't know you had your license - Ghostbusters II 00:13
But I didn't know you had your license
I put them in the hamper - Ghostbusters II 00:26
I put them in the hamper
Now we become one - Ghostbusters II 00:07
Now we become one
You gotta do something - Ghostbusters II 00:54
You gotta do something
Are they all right - Ghostbusters II 01:26
Are they all right
A major slime related psychokinetic event - Ghostbusters II 01:26
A major slime related psychokinetic event
This is interesting - Ghostbusters II 01:26
This is interesting
So what do you think - Ghostbusters II 01:08
So what do you think
It's your favorite thing - Ghostbusters II 01:15
It's your favorite thing
Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island - Ghostbusters II 00:13
Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island
Derailed in 1920 - Ghostbusters II 00:39
Derailed in 1920
This is Prince Vigo - Ghostbusters II 00:49
This is Prince Vigo
I'm looking for a love potion aerosol - Ghostbusters II 00:36
I'm looking for a love potion aerosol
Death is but a doorway - Ghostbusters II 00:21
Death is but a doorway
The guys are going down to the sewer to check for slime stuff - Ghostbusters II 00:45
The guys are going down to the sewer to check for slime...
Needs a woman's touch - Ghostbusters II 00:57
Needs a woman's touch
The Scolari brothers - Ghostbusters II 00:42
The Scolari brothers
We're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive response - Ghostbusters II 00:54
We're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong...
As I explained before - Ghostbusters II 00:38
As I explained before
It's almost midnight - Ghostbusters II 00:19
It's almost midnight
Are you serious - Ghostbusters II 00:31
Are you serious
Ordinary household toaster - Ghostbusters II 00:21
Ordinary household toaster
My dad says you guys are full of crap - Ghostbusters II 00:46
My dad says you guys are full of crap
Kinda makes you wonder - Ghostbusters II 00:24
Kinda makes you wonder
I hope you're right - Ghostbusters II 00:28
I hope you're right
So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation - Ghostbusters II 01:13
So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small...
In the castle of pain - Ghostbusters II 00:37
In the castle of pain
What the hell is going on - Ghostbusters II 02:46
What the hell is going on
Do you know how weird it is out there - Ghostbusters II 00:50
Do you know how weird it is out there
Let me tell you something - Ghostbusters II 00:12
Let me tell you something
I have more than two grades of laundry - Ghostbusters II 00:46
I have more than two grades of laundry
I find guilty on all charges - Ghostbusters II 02:25
I find guilty on all charges
What's going on here - Ghostbusters II 01:49
What's going on here
You have been a bad monkey - Ghostbusters II 00:16
You have been a bad monkey
I heard he ditched you and went to Europe - Ghostbusters II 00:49
I heard he ditched you and went to Europe
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy - Ghostbusters II 00:19
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy
You're much better than you realize - Ghostbusters II 00:55
You're much better than you realize
We're the Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters II 00:20
We're the Ghostbusters
No respected psychic will come on this show - Ghostbusters II 00:24
No respected psychic will come on this show
Why am I drippings with goo - Ghostbusters II 00:33
Why am I drippings with goo
I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours - Ghostbusters II 00:32
I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of...
Now do something - Ghostbusters II 00:21
Now do something
I rescind the order - Ghostbusters II 00:21
I rescind the order
Was it a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur - Ghostbusters II 01:06
Was it a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur
How many of you people out here are a national monument - Ghostbusters II 00:22
How many of you people out here are a national monument
You just never got it - Ghostbusters II 00:37
You just never got it
But you take the cake - Ghostbusters II 01:04
But you take the cake
You worthless piece of slime - Ghostbusters II 01:05
You worthless piece of slime
The Scourge of Carpathia - Ghostbusters II 00:19
The Scourge of Carpathia
That is one ugly dude - Ghostbusters II 00:13
That is one ugly dude
The Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters II 05:12
The Ghostbusters
Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling - Ghostbusters II 01:02
Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling
It looks like a giant Jell O mold - Ghostbusters II 00:20
It looks like a giant Jell O mold
There are so many holes in 1st Avenue - Ghostbusters II 00:54
There are so many holes in 1st Avenue
Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt - Ghostbusters II 00:18
Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt
How is he these days - Ghostbusters II 00:26
How is he these days
But after dinner - Ghostbusters II 00:33
But after dinner
Better late than never - Ghostbusters II 00:15
Better late than never
According to my source - Ghostbusters II 02:24
According to my source
Who told you to stop cutting - Ghostbusters II 01:36
Who told you to stop cutting
What are you doing - Ghostbusters II 01:34
What are you doing
Then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears - Ghostbusters II 00:49
Then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious...
Ungrateful little yuppie larva - Ghostbusters II 01:00
Ungrateful little yuppie larva
Dana is no here - Ghostbusters II 00:18
Dana is no here
You got to do something - Ghostbusters II 00:54
You got to do something
Everything you are doing is bad - Ghostbusters II 00:20
Everything you are doing is bad
I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother - Ghostbusters II 00:21
I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother
I have met some dumb blondes in my life - Ghostbusters II 01:02
I have met some dumb blondes in my life
But you take the taco - Ghostbusters II 01:07
But you take the taco
The city will be mine and Vigo's - Ghostbusters II 00:19
The city will be mine and Vigo's
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the - Ghostbusters II 00:30
You think there's a connection between this Vigo character...
I think what I'm saying - Ghostbusters II 00:41
I think what I'm saying
My parents didn't believe in toys - Ghostbusters II 00:30
My parents didn't believe in toys
Ladies and gentleman of the audience - Ghostbusters II 01:10
Ladies and gentleman of the audience
Vigo the Carpathian - Ghostbusters II 01:19
Vigo the Carpathian
I'm stinging - Ghostbusters II 00:10
I'm stinging
I'm a voter - Ghostbusters II 00:19
I'm a voter
I really ought to put him down - Ghostbusters II 00:36
I really ought to put him down
I love you - Ghostbusters II 00:17
I love you
Your Honor - Ghostbusters II 01:09
Your Honor
You mean you never even had a Slinky - Ghostbusters II 00:24
You mean you never even had a Slinky
You know that - Ghostbusters II 00:29
You know that
How's school - Ghostbusters II 00:33
How's school
His name is Oscar - Ghostbusters II 00:18
His name is Oscar
He is Vigo - Ghostbusters II 00:17
He is Vigo
For your sake - Ghostbusters II 00:28
For your sake
ALL RIGHT - Ghostbusters II 00:25
ALL RIGHT
We'd like to shoot the monster - Ghostbusters II 00:25
We'd like to shoot the monster
We were right - Ghostbusters II 01:49
We were right
Violating a judicial restraining order - Ghostbusters II 01:15
Violating a judicial restraining order
Until then - Ghostbusters II 00:25
Until then
Two in the box - Ghostbusters II 00:17
Two in the box
That's fine - Ghostbusters II 00:40
That's fine
Psycho what - Ghostbusters II 01:06
Psycho what
Peter Venkman - Ghostbusters II 02:39
Peter Venkman
Or personal - Ghostbusters II 00:13
Or personal
Of course not - Ghostbusters II 01:14
Of course not

Cast

Dr. Peter Venkman - Bill Murray
Dr. Raymond Stantz - Dan Aykroyd
Dana Barrett - Sigourney Weaver
Dr. Egon Spengler - Harold Ramis
Louis Tully - Rick Moranis
Winston Zeddemore - Ernie Hudson
Janine Melnitz - Annie Potts
Dr. Janosz Poha - Peter MacNicol
The Judge - Harris Yulin
The Mayor of NY - David Margulies
Hardemeyer - Kurt Fuller
The Prosecutor - Janet Margolin
Frank the Doorman - Michael P. Moran
Meter Maid - Olivia Ward
Man with a Ticket - Mordecai Lawner
Young Woman on Crutches - Susan Boehm
Brownstone Mother - Mary Ellen Trainor
Brownstone Boy #1 - Christopher Villaseñor
Brownstone Boy #2 - Jason Reitman
Norman the Producer - Aaron Lustig
Spengler's Assistant - Page Leong
Arguing Couple - Mark Schneider
Arguing Couple - Valery Pappas
Girl with Puppy - Catherine Reitman
First Cop - Dave Florek
Con Ed Supervisor - Richard Foronjy
Bailiff (as George Wilbur) - George P. Wilbur
Stenographer - Sharon Kramer
Rudy the Museum Guard - Walter Flanagan
Mayor's Doorman (as Bobby Baresford Brown) - Bobby Brown
Maitre D' - Christopher Neame
Slimed Restaurant Patron - Judy Ovitz
Restaurant Cop #1 - Tom Dugan
Restaurant Cop #2 (as Angelo Di Mascio) - Angelo Dimascio
Store Manager - Robert Alan Beuth
Police Sergeant - Ralph Monaco
Police Lieutenant - Ron Cummins
Dock Supervisor - Cheech Marin
Maria, Dana's Maid - Yvette Cruise
Detective #1 - John Hammil
Detective #2 - Ray Glanzmann
Detective #3 - Alex Zimmerman
Psychiatrist - Brian Doyle-Murray
Woman with Fur Coat - Louise Troy
Plaza Hotel Man - Douglas Seale
Public Works Official - Ben Stein
Fire Commissioner - Erik Holland
Police Commissioner - Philip Baker Hall
Telephone Man - Steve Baker
Jason's Mom - Cibby Danyla
Milton Angland - Kevin Dunn
Ghost Jogger - Jim Fye
Scoleri Brother / Ghost Jogger - Jim Fyfe
Man in Cab - George Gerard
Art Restoration Student - Donna Guidry
Scoleri Brother - Tim Lawrence
Spectator - Peter Papageorgiou
Crowd Member - Kariim Ratcliff
Man Walking Outside Firehouse / Slimer (voice) - Ivan Reitman
Stage Manager - Ira S. Rosenstein
Elaine - Chloe Webb
Vigo the Carpathian from Stantz - Harold Weed
Baby in street - Justin Michael Woods