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"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" quotes

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past poster
While attending his brother's wedding, a serial womanizer is haunted by the ghosts of his past girlfriends.

Director: Mark Waters
Writer: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, romance
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $55,250,026
Released: 01 May 2009
Awards: 1 win

25 video clips

Connor MeadPaulSandraUncle WayneMelanieVonda VolkomDeena The BridesmaidGroomsman #1Groomsman #2Groomsman #3Sergeant VolkomAllison VandermeershAmy The StewardessChinese Bar WomanJenny PerottiDonna The BridesmaidDenice The BridesmaidFoyer BartenderNadjaKikiKalia
Oh my God you're serious You're damn right - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:36 Oh my God you're serious You're damn right CONNOR Chicken claw Okay - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:18 CONNOR Chicken claw Okay Okay so uh let's get down to brass tacks here - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:35 Okay so uh let's get down to brass tacks here Someone once told me - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:24 Someone once told me WAYNE So here's a couple of tips - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:30 WAYNE So here's a couple of tips And love It's magical comfort food for the weak and the uneducated - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:07 And love It's magical comfort food for the weak and the... I've got apple bubble gum or tandoori - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:12 I've got apple bubble gum or tandoori And the stuff that's not for your own good it's for my entertainment - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:06 And the stuff that's not for your own good it's... Connor spooning is nice - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:09 Connor spooning is nice Whoa whoa - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:07 Whoa whoa Well yeah Okay he's not that bad - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:11 Well yeah Okay he's not that bad PAUL My groomsmen Guys this is my brother Connor - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:13 PAUL My groomsmen Guys this is my brother Connor It was cold and dark We'd been taking fire for hours - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:29 It was cold and dark We'd been taking fire for hours Come on Don't be sad you whiny bitches Connor's not worth it - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:07 Come on Don't be sad you whiny bitches Connor's... After Jenny your relationships grew shorter and shorter - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:36 After Jenny your relationships grew shorter and shorter Took her to the coat room found out she had a tenpin up her dress - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:05 Took her to the coat room found out she had a tenpin up her... Let's get ready for nuptials - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:08 Let's get ready for nuptials It's not complicated Our guests are represented by the Allies - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:26 It's not complicated Our guests are represented by the... I wanna ask you something When did casual sex become a crime - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:29 I wanna ask you something When did casual sex become a crime As man whore in residence you have certain duties to the single ladies here - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:06 As man whore in residence you have certain duties to the... What do you say All right Well on one condition - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:09 What do you say All right Well on one condition You say that now okay Everything okay here guys - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:41 You say that now okay Everything okay here guys Tell me you're not breaking up with me on a conference call - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:28 Tell me you're not breaking up with me on a conference... You really are as bad as they say - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:08 You really are as bad as they say Run along Connor - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 00:07 Run along Connor

Cast

Connor Mead - Matthew McConaughey
Jenny Perotti - Jennifer Garner
Uncle Wayne - Michael Douglas
Paul - Breckin Meyer
Sandra - Lacey Chabert
All Cast