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"Gigli" quotes

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Larry Gigli is assigned by a crime boss to kidnap the brother of a prominent district attorney. A beautiful woman known only as Ricki is sent to stay with him to make sure he doesn't mess up the job.

Director: Martin Brest
Writer: Martin Brest
Production: N/A
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 18/100
ImdbRating: 2.6
BoxOffice: $6,087,542
Released: 01 Aug 2003
Awards: 12 wins & 13 nominations
Where you going It's turkey time - Gigli 00:12 Where you going It's turkey time Man you know what I'd love to do - Gigli 00:28 Man you know what I'd love to do She's like the ones at the Baywatch - Gigli 00:27 She's like the ones at the Baywatch Mr Starkman I know my fucking name - Gigli 00:29 Mr Starkman I know my fucking name What were you thinking - Gigli 00:33 What were you thinking Yeah Who the fuck are you - Gigli 00:27 Yeah Who the fuck are you So this is where you grew up - Gigli 00:07 So this is where you grew up And you know what - Gigli 00:37 And you know what Louis you want to go to medical school Medical school - Gigli 00:16 Louis you want to go to medical school Medical school And if by some fucking miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation - Gigli 00:34 And if by some fucking miracle long shot you haven't... Don't tell me what we're supposed to do - Gigli 00:28 Don't tell me what we're supposed to do That woman is fucking beautiful - Gigli 00:11 That woman is fucking beautiful What is your Let me tell you something - Gigli 00:19 What is your Let me tell you something The whole thing's probably alien abduction like I said before - Gigli 00:06 The whole thing's probably alien abduction like I said... Just remember you two keep an open mind because you never know - Gigli 00:06 Just remember you two keep an open mind because you never... Y i the only thing y i you can really count on in this world - Gigli 00:09 Y i the only thing y i you can really count on in this world Lady you need some Band Aids - Gigli 00:04 Lady you need some Band Aids So now - Gigli 00:08 So now Like your mother said life's not always black and white - Gigli 00:15 Like your mother said life's not always black and white You know I bet you'd look awesome in some mascara - Gigli 00:13 You know I bet you'd look awesome in some mascara What My name is - Gigli 00:06 What My name is As far as the lesbian thing goes - Gigli 00:17 As far as the lesbian thing goes Hey you wanna turn that down You fucking turn it down - Gigli 00:30 Hey you wanna turn that down You fucking turn it down You know I heard you were a bit of a fuckup - Gigli 00:10 You know I heard you were a bit of a fuckup I thought you wanted to be my bitch - Gigli 00:04 I thought you wanted to be my bitch In traditional Tai Moi Chai there are five levels of digital orb extrusion - Gigli 00:06 In traditional Tai Moi Chai there are five levels of digital... You don't know nothing - Gigli 00:07 You don't know nothing What Read to me Larry - Gigli 00:37 What Read to me Larry Are you and Larry sweethearts - Gigli 00:03 Are you and Larry sweethearts Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home - Gigli 00:05 Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not... This must be Mental fucking lllness Week - Gigli 00:04 This must be Mental fucking lllness Week That's why lesbians are always buying spending their dough on you know - Gigli 00:15 That's why lesbians are always buying spending their... Larry I have a chicken Don't say anything - Gigli 00:05 Larry I have a chicken Don't say anything Larry Shit - Gigli 00:13 Larry Shit

Cast

Larry Gigli - Ben Affleck
Man in Dryer - Terry Camilleri
Laundry Customer - David Backus
Louis - Lenny Venito
Man in Debt - Robert Silver