You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got...
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Larry Gigli:
You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale girl sleeping in a bed right next to me. And you know what? She's a stone cold dyke. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dyke-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do.
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Larry Gigli:
And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.
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And you know what
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She's a stone cold dyke
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A fucking untouchable
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unhaveable unattainable brick wall
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fucking Dykeasaurus Rexi
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So it's sad okay What do you want me to do
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I feel fucking sadness about that
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There's nothing I can fucking do
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And not only is she a major babe
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but I really like this girl a lot
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 254
Timestamp in movie: 01h 13m 04s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, romance
Summary: Larry Gigli is assigned by a crime boss to kidnap the brother of a prominent district attorney. A beautiful woman known only as Ricki is sent to stay with him to make sure he doesn't mess up the job.
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