You just set your beeper on vibrate
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Tanya:
WoMen are just superior to men. Sam:
Like how? Tanya:
Like you can't have babies. Sam:
Like you can't open jars of peanut butter. Tanya:
Women mature faster than men. Sam:
Men are faster getting out of the bathroom in the morning. Tanya:
All serial killers are men. Sam:
Almost all cereal box mascots are men. Tanya:
Women can have multiple orgasms. Sam:
*We* don't have to fake them. Tanya:
Women live longer than men. Sam:
It's the only way we can get away from you. Tanya:
You can't take anything seriously. Sam:
You can't take a joke. Tanya:
I don't need a man for a thing. Sam:
You just set your beeper on vibrate
WoMen are just superior to men. Sam:
Like how? Tanya:
Like you can't have babies. Sam:
Like you can't open jars of peanut butter. Tanya:
Women mature faster than men. Sam:
Men are faster getting out of the bathroom in the morning. Tanya:
All serial killers are men. Sam:
Almost all cereal box mascots are men. Tanya:
Women can have multiple orgasms. Sam:
*We* don't have to fake them. Tanya:
Women live longer than men. Sam:
It's the only way we can get away from you. Tanya:
You can't take anything seriously. Sam:
You can't take a joke. Tanya:
I don't need a man for a thing. Sam:
You just set your beeper on vibrate
Full Transcript
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Women are just superior to men
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Like you can't open jars of peanut butter
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Men are faster getting out of the bathroom in the morning
00:00:09.408 --> 00:00:10.507
All serial killers are men
00:00:10.509 --> 00:00:12.376
Almost all cereal box mascots are men
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Women can have multiple orgasms
00:00:14.113 --> 00:00:15.546
We don't have to fake them
00:00:15.548 --> 00:00:18.515
It's the only way we can get away from you
00:00:18.517 --> 00:00:20.025
You can't take anything seriously
00:00:20.252 --> 00:00:21.385
You can't take a joke
00:00:21.387 --> 00:00:22.953
I don't need a man for a thing
00:00:22.955 --> 00:00:25.489
You just set your beeper on vibrate
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Movie Summary
Sam is a dexterity-challenged art student having the worst day of his life when a streak of fate, and a gust of wind, blows a woman named Hope across his path.
Actors
Tanya
Sam
