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Girls Guns and Blood

A Sexy Grindhouse/Action/Comedy where a little brothel in Texas gets robbed by a gang of thieves. The ladies are not going to take this laying down and track down the thieves and take them out one by one in both sexual and violent ways.

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Thegin German, Robert Rowland

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action, thriller, crime, comedy

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(slow, dramatic piano music) - Girls Guns and Blood

(slow, dramatic piano music)

(hard rock music) - Girls Guns and Blood

(hard rock music)

- If you kill us all we
can't make the Kaiser - Girls Guns and Blood

- If you kill us all we can't make the Kaiser

(gunshot bangs) - Girls Guns and Blood

(gunshot bangs)

- No, one of them ladies
is gonna wander outside, - Girls Guns and Blood

- No, one of them ladies is gonna wander outside,

- Ladies, once you're done
with your current party - Girls Guns and Blood

- Ladies, once you're done with your current party

(bell ringing) - Girls Guns and Blood

I really do not take
losing money that well. - Girls Guns and Blood

I really do not take losing money that well.

Because that is not good
news and makes me unhappy. - Girls Guns and Blood

Because that is not good news and makes me unhappy.

When she's unhappy, I'm really unhappy. - Girls Guns and Blood

When she's unhappy, I'm really unhappy.

- I mean, if you don't get that money back - Girls Guns and Blood

- I mean, if you don't get that money back

If you don't find my money,
I won't be getting any - Girls Guns and Blood

If you don't find my money, I won't be getting any

If you don't get it back, - Girls Guns and Blood

If you don't get it back,

Not only am I not getting any - Girls Guns and Blood

Not only am I not getting any

So not only am I not
getting any, I have to deal - Girls Guns and Blood

So not only am I not getting any, I have to deal

Not only am I not getting
any, but her mom's coming over - Girls Guns and Blood

Not only am I not getting any, but her mom's coming ove...

So now I have to deal
with you losing my money, - Girls Guns and Blood

So now I have to deal with you losing my money,

- Ugh, just the thought
of losing all that money - Girls Guns and Blood

- Ugh, just the thought of losing all that money

Even though that kinda makes
not getting any alright, - Girls Guns and Blood

Even though that kinda makes not getting any alright,

- Do you think you could
pick up some tampons - Girls Guns and Blood

- Do you think you could pick up some tampons

Not only do I have to
pick up food and tampons - Girls Guns and Blood

Not only do I have to pick up food and tampons

I swear if she wasn't my hot stepmother - Girls Guns and Blood

I swear if she wasn't my hot stepmother

- Tell you what, if I
don't have that money - Girls Guns and Blood

- Tell you what, if I don't have that money

(bluegrass music) - Girls Guns and Blood

(bluegrass music)

- Well, I booked a private party for us. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well, I booked a private party for us.

- Well they were referred by
a good friend of The Ranch. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well they were referred by a good friend of The Ranch.

- Did you say triple? - Girls Guns and Blood

- Did you say triple?

- But there are seven of us. - Girls Guns and Blood

- But there are seven of us.

If I'm doing this, I want all the money. - Girls Guns and Blood

If I'm doing this, I want all the money.

- There's plenty of it to go around. - Girls Guns and Blood

- There's plenty of it to go around.

- Well, first of all, I am
the skank that you know. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well, first of all, I am the skank that you know.

- After this, we can take a
month off and go to Oklahoma. - Girls Guns and Blood

- After this, we can take a month off and go to Oklahoma.

(girls cheering) - Girls Guns and Blood

(girls cheering)

They might be in to some weird
shit and I know they paid, - Girls Guns and Blood

They might be in to some weird shit and I know they paid,

- Oh my god, are you done yet? - Girls Guns and Blood

- Oh my god, are you done yet?

But if you're not chosen, then make sure - Girls Guns and Blood

But if you're not chosen, then make sure

We have Thumper here to protect us - Girls Guns and Blood

We have Thumper here to protect us

You have been training
for countless minutes. - Girls Guns and Blood

You have been training for countless minutes.

And trust me, you can handle anything. - Girls Guns and Blood

And trust me, you can handle anything.

So, if you're not chosen, please take - Girls Guns and Blood

So, if you're not chosen, please take

Now, have fun, because after this - Girls Guns and Blood

Now, have fun, because after this

(girls cheering) - Girls Guns and Blood

(girls cheering)

- I think you need to rethink - Girls Guns and Blood

- I think you need to rethink

- You know I might even make enough money - Girls Guns and Blood

- You know I might even make enough money

- Oh wait, he's the one that
needs the testicle right? - Girls Guns and Blood

- Oh wait, he's the one that needs the testicle right?

- Oh yeah, you take a glass of warm water - Girls Guns and Blood

- Oh yeah, you take a glass of warm water

- Well welcome gentlemen - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well welcome gentlemen

Now we just need to go
over a few ground rules - Girls Guns and Blood

Now we just need to go over a few ground rules

So Thumper here's just gonna pat you down. - Girls Guns and Blood

So Thumper here's just gonna pat you down.

Now make sure you take
everything out of your pockets, - Girls Guns and Blood

Now make sure you take everything out of your pockets,

- Alright, now I need you to
hand over all your phones. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Alright, now I need you to hand over all your phones.

- Oh, it's just so you don't take pictures - Girls Guns and Blood

- Oh, it's just so you don't take pictures

- Well if there's a problem, - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well if there's a problem,

Think he just wanted some
fond memories to look back on - Girls Guns and Blood

Think he just wanted some fond memories to look back on

- Well then, we're just
gonna put 'em behind the bar - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well then, we're just gonna put 'em behind the b...

But we gotta set limits between you - Girls Guns and Blood

But we gotta set limits between you

If you just let 'em know, I'm
sure they're gonna teach you - Girls Guns and Blood

If you just let 'em know, I'm sure they're go...

You know, I'm all for
paying in cash and all - Girls Guns and Blood

You know, I'm all for paying in cash and all

'Cause if it's not, - Girls Guns and Blood

'Cause if it's not,

- I'm sure they have. - Girls Guns and Blood

- I'm sure they have.

- Fortunately, it doesn't
have to come to that, alright. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Fortunately, it doesn't have to come to that, alright...

It's all in there, we're just looking - Girls Guns and Blood

It's all in there, we're just looking

- Oh honey, I deal in
fantasy land all day long. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Oh honey, I deal in fantasy land all day long.

- They call me Vice because
that's what it feels like - Girls Guns and Blood

- They call me Vice because that's what it feels like

- Leave me out of that
party, I don't share. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Leave me out of that party, I don't share.

- Honey, I can take you blindfolded - Girls Guns and Blood

- Honey, I can take you blindfolded

Loni, go make the drinks. - Girls Guns and Blood

Loni, go make the drinks.

Emily take care of the phones. - Girls Guns and Blood

Emily take care of the phones.

(party rock music)
(Bryan yelling) - Girls Guns and Blood

(party rock music) (Bryan yelling)

(both grunting) - Girls Guns and Blood

(both grunting)

(yelling) - Girls Guns and Blood

(both grunting) - Girls Guns and Blood

(both grunting)

(Thumper laughing maniacally) - Girls Guns and Blood

(Thumper laughing maniacally)

- Your reputation-- - Girls Guns and Blood

- Your reputation--

Have Thumper walk you out and let him know - Girls Guns and Blood

Have Thumper walk you out and let him know

(giggling) - Girls Guns and Blood

Your hearing, it's the last thing to go. - Girls Guns and Blood

Your hearing, it's the last thing to go.

- Not gonna do anything more
than heighten your senses. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Not gonna do anything more than heighten your senses.

- Well, if you get out of
line, Thumper'll get ya. - Girls Guns and Blood

- Well, if you get out of line, Thumper'll get ya.

(girls giggling) - Girls Guns and Blood

(girls giggling)

- I want you both to blow me. - Girls Guns and Blood

- I want you both to blow me.

(Kevin yelling)
(heads cracking) - Girls Guns and Blood

(Kevin yelling) (heads cracking)

(piano clangs) - Girls Guns and Blood

(Monique grunting) - Girls Guns and Blood

(Monique grunting)

Either way, they're gonna
be fighting each other - Girls Guns and Blood

Either way, they're gonna be fighting each other

- [Kevin] Hey, don't get
any blood on the money. - Girls Guns and Blood

- [Kevin] Hey, don't get any blood on the money.

I'm gonna beat your ass before
you get a dime of this money. - Girls Guns and Blood

I'm gonna beat your ass before you get a dime of this m...

(girls gasping) - Girls Guns and Blood

(girls gasping)

- I pulled everything we
had and put it in the safe. - Girls Guns and Blood

- I pulled everything we had and put it in the safe.

Go get our money, get those bastards - Girls Guns and Blood

Go get our money, get those bastards

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A Sexy Grindhouse/Action/Comedy where a little brothel in Texas gets robbed by a gang of thieves. The ladies are not going to take this laying down and track down the thieves and take them out one by one in both sexual and violent ways.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Thegin German, Robert Rowland

Writer: Jeff O'Brien, Robert Rowland

Production: N/A

Genre: action, thriller, crime, comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 3.0

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Released: 23 Apr 2019

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