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Zack:
I have cheated on you with exactly one guy. Adam:
Ditto. Zack:
Who? Adam:
No. See, if I tell you, you will freak out and it will be drama. Bad, not-funny, Roseanne kind of drama, and I am just not up for it. Zack:
I'll tell you mine. Adam:
No. Zack:
Why not? Adam:
You can't wait to tell me, can you? You're gloating! You think yours is better than mine! Zack:
I don't! Adam:
It's Sean Connery, isn't it? Zack:
Count of three. Adam:
All right. Sure. [pause] Adam:
Wait. [pause] Adam:
Okay. [they silently count three on their fingers, and then...] Adam, Zack:
[simultaneously]
Jimmy in makeup
I have cheated on you with exactly one guy. Adam:
Ditto. Zack:
Who? Adam:
No. See, if I tell you, you will freak out and it will be drama. Bad, not-funny, Roseanne kind of drama, and I am just not up for it. Zack:
I'll tell you mine. Adam:
No. Zack:
Why not? Adam:
You can't wait to tell me, can you? You're gloating! You think yours is better than mine! Zack:
I don't! Adam:
It's Sean Connery, isn't it? Zack:
Count of three. Adam:
All right. Sure. [pause] Adam:
Wait. [pause] Adam:
Okay. [they silently count three on their fingers, and then...] Adam, Zack:
[simultaneously]
Jimmy in makeup
Full Transcript
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Okay I have cheated on you with exactly one guy
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Ditto
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Who
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No I won't tell you because you'll freak out and it'll be drama
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Bad not funny Roseanne kind of drama And I'm just not up for it
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I'll tell you mine No
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Why not
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You can't wait to tell me can you You're gloating
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You think yours is better than mine
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No I don't
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It's Sean Connery isn't it Count of three
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Fine One
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Wait wait two
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Okay fine
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Count of three
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One two three
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Jimmy Jimmy in Makeup
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Movie Summary
The aftermath of a drug deal as told from three different points of view.
Actors
Zack
Adam
