I have cheated on you with exactly one guy. Ditto. Who? No. See, if I tell you, you will...
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Zack:
I have cheated on you with exactly one guy.
Adam:
Ditto.
Zack:
Who?
Adam:
No. See, if I tell you, you will freak out and it will be drama. Bad, not-funny, Roseanne kind of drama, and I am just not up for it.
Zack:
I'll tell you mine.
Adam:
No.
Zack:
Why not?
Adam:
You can't wait to tell me, can you? You're gloating! You think yours is better than mine!
Zack:
I don't!
Adam:
It's Sean Connery, isn't it?
Zack:
Count of three.
Adam:
All right. Sure.
[pause]
Adam:
Wait.
[pause]
Adam:
Okay.
[they silently count three on their fingers, and then...]
Adam, Zack:
[simultaneously]
Jimmy in makeup.
Transcript
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Okay I have cheated on you with exactly one guy
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Ditto
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Who
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No I won't tell you because you'll freak out and it'll be drama
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Bad not funny Roseanne kind of drama And I'm just not up for it
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I'll tell you mine No
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Why not
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You can't wait to tell me can you You're gloating
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You think yours is better than mine
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No I don't
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It's Sean Connery isn't it Count of three
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Fine One
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Wait wait two
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Okay fine
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Count of three
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One two three
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Jimmy Jimmy in Makeup
Clip duration: 57 seconds
Views: 243
Timestamp in movie: 01h 18m 15s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: The aftermath of a drug deal as told from three different points of view.
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00:07 Is it safe to have a radio against my balls
00:06 What are you doing
00:18 I didn't know we were such good friends
00:10 Gay men are so hot
00:20 Asking for 20 hits
00:22 It really didn't go as bad as it could have
00:25 You want us to sell Amway
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00:13 Just so we're clear
00:12 I just want to make a deal here
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00:22 I just gave you a favor
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