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God's Petting You

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A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...
Director
Jamie Patterson
Year
2022
Genre
comedy, crime
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N/A
Production
Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions
Awards
1 win

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[clock ticking] - God's Petting You 00:06
[clock ticking]
Okay, well, once upon a time, - God's Petting You 00:06
Okay, well, once upon a time,
Then I grew up, and that, that's pretty much it covered. - God's Petting You 00:05
Then I grew up, and that, that's pretty much it covered...
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:09
[soft music]
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
[paper rattling] - God's Petting You 00:10
[paper rattling]
[clock ticking] - God's Petting You 00:10
[clock ticking]
No offence, but I got plenty of people - God's Petting You 00:06
No offence, but I got plenty of people
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:10
[soft music]
I'm here because of a broad, a fraulein, a chick. - God's Petting You 00:07
I'm here because of a broad, a fraulein, a chick.
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft music]
So it all started with this fucking tattoo. - God's Petting You 00:04
So it all started with this fucking tattoo.
[upbeat dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:09
[upbeat dramatic music]
I just find myself - God's Petting You 00:06
I just find myself
Stuff is, there's stuff popping inside him. - God's Petting You 00:06
Stuff is, there's stuff popping inside him.
I was like, Sorry, Craig, but it feels like I'm not me. - God's Petting You 00:04
I was like, Sorry, Craig, but it feels like I'm not me.
[dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:16
[dramatic music]
[Advisor Sue] Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing. - God's Petting You 00:04
[Advisor Sue] Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing.
[upbeat dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[upbeat dramatic music]
I'm moving on. New horizons, gonna see the world and shit. - God's Petting You 00:04
I'm moving on. New horizons, gonna see the world and sh...
Slip me old khaks off, - God's Petting You 00:06
Slip me old khaks off,
I gave it to the fella, paid 399, - God's Petting You 00:05
I gave it to the fella, paid 399,
Picked it up, stuck a stamp on it, sent it to Winchester. - God's Petting You 00:05
Picked it up, stuck a stamp on it, sent it to Winchester.
Rough area? And get stabbed in the neck? - God's Petting You 00:05
Rough area? And get stabbed in the neck?
Well all that, bit harsh. I'm a person. - God's Petting You 00:04
Well all that, bit harsh. I'm a person.
[traffic passing] - God's Petting You 00:09
[traffic passing]
[lighter clicking] - God's Petting You 00:06
[lighter clicking]
[Charlie chuckling] - God's Petting You 00:04
[Charlie chuckling]
[soft upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:04
[soft upbeat music]
[soft upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:09
[soft upbeat music]
[Charlie breathing] - God's Petting You 00:06
[Charlie breathing]
[exhales] Because I don't love him anymore. - God's Petting You 00:05
[exhales] Because I don't love him anymore.
Don't see the point in staying with someone - God's Petting You 00:07
Don't see the point in staying with someone
I'll tell you something, but it's like a super secret. - God's Petting You 00:05
I'll tell you something, but it's like a super sec...
Yeah, but he's um, he told me today - God's Petting You 00:11
Yeah, but he's um, he told me today
It makes me feel normal to be around - God's Petting You 00:05
It makes me feel normal to be around
I wanna be like 100, old, like creaky bones. - God's Petting You 00:06
I wanna be like 100, old, like creaky bones.
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft music]
Mm, yeah. Yeah, I gotta do that. - God's Petting You 00:04
Mm, yeah. Yeah, I gotta do that.
[window squeaking] - God's Petting You 00:09
[window squeaking]
[Tattoo girl moaning] - God's Petting You 00:09
[Tattoo girl moaning]
[Tattoo girl moaning] - God's Petting You 00:14
[Tattoo girl moaning]
- Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic? - God's Petting You 00:04
- Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic?
[Mark snorting] - God's Petting You 00:05
[Mark snorting]
Oh, I mean-- - God's Petting You 00:07
Oh, I mean--
Her voice is like, just every time she speaks, - God's Petting You 00:07
Her voice is like, just every time she speaks,
You know, and she's like some annoying, little Smurf twat. - God's Petting You 00:05
You know, and she's like some annoying, little Smurf tw...
Always with the mah mah mah, I'm so brave. Shut up! - God's Petting You 00:05
Always with the mah mah mah, I'm so brave. Shut up!
Well, maybe it's time to get a divorce, Mark. - God's Petting You 00:04
Well, maybe it's time to get a divorce, Mark.
[Mark snorting] - God's Petting You 00:05
[Mark snorting]
Are you, are you seeing any, seeing any, - God's Petting You 00:08
Are you, are you seeing any, seeing any,
-Oh, funny enough, I did meet someone, yeah, at group. - God's Petting You 00:06
-Oh, funny enough, I did meet someone, yeah, at group.
- No. I don't think I should. - God's Petting You 00:05
- No. I don't think I should.
Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off! - God's Petting You 00:04
Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off!
What happened? What was she, what was it? - God's Petting You 00:05
What happened? What was she, what was it?
I sleep next to the same, you know, - God's Petting You 00:05
I sleep next to the same, you know,
I don't want you thinking about me - God's Petting You 00:04
I don't want you thinking about me
Where are you-- - God's Petting You 00:04
Where are you--
I mean, look at you, you've all been through such hardship - God's Petting You 00:06
I mean, look at you, you've all been through such hards...
Look, remember, most pain in life is temporary. It passes. - God's Petting You 00:07
Look, remember, most pain in life is temporary. It passes.
We've got to give ourselves a chance, - God's Petting You 00:08
We've got to give ourselves a chance,
Because, - God's Petting You 00:06
Because,
We don't wanna feel pressure to be okay again straight away. - God's Petting You 00:05
We don't wanna feel pressure to be okay again straight ...
Pain is the root - God's Petting You 00:07
Pain is the root
Now I know you're all here for different things, - God's Petting You 00:12
Now I know you're all here for different things,
[Tattoo girl moaning] - God's Petting You 00:09
[Tattoo girl moaning]
[soft upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft upbeat music]
Yeah, I was just, I was just making sure you're okay. - God's Petting You 00:05
Yeah, I was just, I was just making sure you're okay.
Bullshit, you thought you were gonna - God's Petting You 00:04
Bullshit, you thought you were gonna
I don't have this like fancy poetic answer for you. - God's Petting You 00:06
I don't have this like fancy poetic answer for you.
I just, all week I've been thinking about what was gonna be - God's Petting You 00:08
I just, all week I've been thinking about what was gonn...
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
[soft upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft upbeat music]
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft music]
Full of boring people telling a boring story - God's Petting You 00:05
Full of boring people telling a boring story
No, not tonight. Tonight, it made me feel sad. - God's Petting You 00:06
No, not tonight. Tonight, it made me feel sad.
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
Yeah, yeah, I do, I did. It was lovely. - God's Petting You 00:05
Yeah, yeah, I do, I did. It was lovely.
I've been thinking what it would be like to - God's Petting You 00:07
I've been thinking what it would be like to
Because in my world, - God's Petting You 00:06
Because in my world,
You don't strike me as a particularly - God's Petting You 00:05
You don't strike me as a particularly
Just because I believe in God doesn't make me religious. - God's Petting You 00:04
Just because I believe in God doesn't make me religious...
A friend of mine used to say that - God's Petting You 00:08
A friend of mine used to say that
Wait what? Are you-- - God's Petting You 00:04
Wait what? Are you--
I figured, whilst I'm still with him, - God's Petting You 00:05
I figured, whilst I'm still with him,
Charlie, we met once. We fucked. - God's Petting You 00:05
Charlie, we met once. We fucked.
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
I'm saying why don't you, - God's Petting You 00:08
I'm saying why don't you,
Um, it would make me the guy that you're fucking - God's Petting You 00:06
Um, it would make me the guy that you're fucking
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:06
[soft music]
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A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...

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Director: Jamie Patterson
Writer: Jamie Patterson
Production: Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2022
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Apr 2023
Awards: 1 win
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