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God's Petting You

A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...

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Jamie Patterson

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Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions

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1 win

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If I ever left him,
he said he would, - God's Petting You

If I ever left him, he said he would,

[soft music] - God's Petting You

Fuck just accepting
it. Fuck that, no way. - God's Petting You

Fuck just accepting it. Fuck that, no way.

I haven't got a penny to
my name, and I'm guessing - God's Petting You

I haven't got a penny to my name, and I'm guessing

[sighs] Reality is, we're
gonna wake up tomorrow morning - God's Petting You

[sighs] Reality is, we're gonna wake up tomorrow mornin...

Rich people, good one.
Plan B, rob a rich person. - God's Petting You

Rich people, good one. Plan B, rob a rich person.

We rob a rich person who
isn't gonna call the police. - God's Petting You

We rob a rich person who isn't gonna call the police.

You can't report
something stolen - God's Petting You

You can't report something stolen

A porn star who moonlights
in fucking lonely women, - God's Petting You

A porn star who moonlights in fucking lonely women,

[soft music] - God's Petting You

[Charlie chuckling] - God's Petting You

[Charlie chuckling]

[soft music] - God's Petting You

[Tattoo Girl] He's
been making adult movies - God's Petting You

[Tattoo Girl] He's been making adult movies

[women moaning] - God's Petting You

[women moaning]

Well, you've got no idea
what I'm capable of. So... - God's Petting You

Well, you've got no idea what I'm capable of. So.....

But I've been a
junkie for five years, - God's Petting You

But I've been a junkie for five years,

I've never been more serious
about anything in my life - God's Petting You

I've never been more serious about anything in my life

I wanna rob your abusive
porn star boyfriend - God's Petting You

I wanna rob your abusive porn star boyfriend

I'm not sure how I
feel about this story. - God's Petting You

I'm not sure how I feel about this story.

How you f-- - God's Petting You

I mean, I'm not sure I like - God's Petting You

I mean, I'm not sure I like

Okay, but how about
we pretend for a minute - God's Petting You

Okay, but how about we pretend for a minute

Just imagine that
we're just two friends, - God's Petting You

Just imagine that we're just two friends,

Weird how uncomfortable you get - God's Petting You

Weird how uncomfortable you get

And how does that
make you feel, Doc? - God's Petting You

And how does that make you feel, Doc?

[clock ticking] - God's Petting You

[clock ticking]

Okay, so, a few days later,
there's a knock on my door. - God's Petting You

Okay, so, a few days later, there's a knock on my door.

Fuck, man, I-- - God's Petting You

Fuck, oh well, that's
embarrassing. Sorry, yeah. - God's Petting You

Fuck, oh well, that's embarrassing. Sorry, yeah.

Oh fuck, yeah, I think
this might be why - God's Petting You

Oh fuck, yeah, I think this might be why

Yeah, yeah, I
thought we could maybe - God's Petting You

Yeah, yeah, I thought we could maybe

You really made
me get on a bus - God's Petting You

You really made me get on a bus

But look, I've got,
I've got coffee, - God's Petting You

But look, I've got, I've got coffee,

But look, I'm sorry, I just, - God's Petting You

But look, I'm sorry, I just,

[soft music] - God's Petting You

[Tattoo girl moaning] - God's Petting You

[Tattoo girl moaning]

[Tattoo girl panting] - God's Petting You

[Tattoo girl panting]

[Tattoo girl laughing] - God's Petting You

[Tattoo girl laughing]

-Why, uh, - God's Petting You

How did you get addicted to it? - God's Petting You

How did you get addicted to it?

[sighs] That's not
a fun story to tell. - God's Petting You

[sighs] That's not a fun story to tell.

After a few weeks, they
realised they should - God's Petting You

After a few weeks, they realised they should

And that didn't really work
either at first, because - God's Petting You

And that didn't really work either at first, because

Why would I open my mouth
to a complete stranger? - God's Petting You

Why would I open my mouth to a complete stranger?

Thing is, Dr. Clark
didn't really mind - God's Petting You

Thing is, Dr. Clark didn't really mind

If anything, it was better
for the physical therapy. - God's Petting You

If anything, it was better for the physical therapy.

I would sit there from
5:30 in the afternoon - God's Petting You

I would sit there from 5:30 in the afternoon

I would sit there, whilst Dr.
Clark asked me questions like, - God's Petting You

I would sit there, whilst Dr. Clark asked me questions like,

All over my body, whilst Dr.
Clark made me feel special. - God's Petting You

All over my body, whilst Dr. Clark made me feel special.

[soft music] - God's Petting You

So she figured that therapy
must be doing something right. - God's Petting You

So she figured that therapy must be doing something right.

I'd kill Dr. Clark for
making me who I am today. - God's Petting You

I'd kill Dr. Clark for making me who I am today.

[organ music] - God's Petting You

A gun? Have you
got a gun, have you? - God's Petting You

A gun? Have you got a gun, have you?

-There was a drug deal
that went wrong in New York. - God's Petting You

-There was a drug deal that went wrong in New York.

So, he's now over
here looking for them. - God's Petting You

So, he's now over here looking for them.

Figure we could just
get one of those guns. - God's Petting You

Figure we could just get one of those guns.

[snickers] Sorry,
that's your plan? - God's Petting You

[snickers] Sorry, that's your plan?

[soft music] - God's Petting You

What are you gonna do,
just waltz over there, - God's Petting You

What are you gonna do, just waltz over there,

[soft music] - God's Petting You

Sort of like dried
up bits of pig skin - God's Petting You

Sort of like dried up bits of pig skin

So, we were wondering... - God's Petting You

So, we were wondering...

You talk very loudly, - God's Petting You

You talk very loudly,

He's just a, - God's Petting You

I don't trust you. I don't
deal with people I don't trust. - God's Petting You

I don't trust you. I don't deal with people I don&...

If you wanna gun,
get your balls out - God's Petting You

If you wanna gun, get your balls out

[patrons chattering] - God's Petting You

[patrons chattering]

Can we just, we're just
gonna have a little regroup. - God's Petting You

Can we just, we're just gonna have a little regroup.

[fly unzipping] - God's Petting You

[fly unzipping]

A total stranger in a bar - God's Petting You

A total stranger in a bar

[soft music] - God's Petting You

Okay, meet me
tonight at midnight. - God's Petting You

Okay, meet me tonight at midnight.

[soft music] - God's Petting You

And, yeah, since
then I feel like - God's Petting You

And, yeah, since then I feel like

You know, you're falling
and you're falling - God's Petting You

You know, you're falling and you're falling

Like, I feel like,
since I first used - God's Petting You

Like, I feel like, since I first used

And, I've just been
waiting for something to, - God's Petting You

And, I've just been waiting for something to,

Wow. That's so depressing. - God's Petting You

Wow. That's so depressing.

Sorry, Nick, expecting
something a little bit - God's Petting You

Sorry, Nick, expecting something a little bit

-No, I, I just mean, it's just - God's Petting You

-No, I, I just mean, it's just

That bit about falling,
totally get it. - God's Petting You

That bit about falling, totally get it.

It touched me on a - God's Petting You

It touched me on a

You know, like really, - God's Petting You

You know, like really,

You see, I seem to
remember about a week ago, - God's Petting You

You see, I seem to remember about a week ago,

And, um, - God's Petting You

I come to these
things every week, - God's Petting You

I come to these things every week,

And it's - God's Petting You

[engine idling] - God's Petting You

[engine idling]

Yes, I am nervous.
How are you not nervous? - God's Petting You

Yes, I am nervous. How are you not nervous?

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A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jamie Patterson

Writer: Jamie Patterson

Production: Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 21 Apr 2023

Awards: 1 win

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