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God's Petting You

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A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...
Director
Jamie Patterson
Year
2022
Genre
comedy, crime
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N/A
Production
Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions
Awards
1 win

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Can you help me get-- - God's Petting You 00:04
Can you help me get--
[Mark groaning] - God's Petting You 00:05
[Mark groaning]
You're um, - God's Petting You 00:08
You're um,
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
The whole guns and balaclavas thing - God's Petting You 00:06
The whole guns and balaclavas thing
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
Um, yeah, yeah. Fits you, yeah. - God's Petting You 00:05
Um, yeah, yeah. Fits you, yeah.
Well, what do you think? Big enough to hide a musket? - God's Petting You 00:04
Well, what do you think? Big enough to hide a musket?
You need to stop with the sex stuff. - God's Petting You 00:04
You need to stop with the sex stuff.
You don't need to go into so much detail every time. - God's Petting You 00:05
You don't need to go into so much detail every time.
How is you having sex an important part of the story? - God's Petting You 00:06
How is you having sex an important part of the story?
Surely the whole planning a murder is the important part. - God's Petting You 00:07
Surely the whole planning a murder is the important part.
These aren't characters, Charlie. - God's Petting You 00:06
These aren't characters, Charlie.
This isn't a made-up story. This is your life, isn't it? - God's Petting You 00:06
This isn't a made-up story. This is your life, isn'...
[top unscrewing] - God's Petting You 00:08
[top unscrewing]
[glass banging] - God's Petting You 00:05
[glass banging]
Supposed to get to Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM, - God's Petting You 00:04
Supposed to get to Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM,
[radio stations changing] - God's Petting You 00:09
[radio stations changing]
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:17
[soft music]
♪ It's so easy ♪ - God's Petting You 00:11
♪ It's so easy ♪
♪ Tenderness ♪ - God's Petting You 00:32
♪ Tenderness ♪
[upbeat suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:04
[upbeat suspenseful music]
[door clicking] - God's Petting You 00:05
[door clicking]
Yeah, I know. Traffic was pretty bad. - God's Petting You 00:05
Yeah, I know. Traffic was pretty bad.
[soft suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:08
[soft suspenseful music]
[Charlie whimpering] - God's Petting You 00:05
[Charlie whimpering]
[Charlie breathing deeply] - God's Petting You 00:04
[Charlie breathing deeply]
[dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[dramatic music]
[Jimmy screaming] - God's Petting You 00:04
[Jimmy screaming]
You come in my house, you try and fucking rob me? - God's Petting You 00:04
You come in my house, you try and fucking rob me?
[Charlie choking] - God's Petting You 00:10
[Charlie choking]
[soft suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft suspenseful music]
[dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[dramatic music]
You're aware I now have to inform the authorities? - God's Petting You 00:06
You're aware I now have to inform the authorities?
I mean, you committed a murder. - God's Petting You 00:04
I mean, you committed a murder.
Yeah, but don't you think that some people, - God's Petting You 00:10
Yeah, but don't you think that some people,
[soft suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:08
[soft suspenseful music]
About the doctor, used to touch her - God's Petting You 00:04
About the doctor, used to touch her
You see, after we killed Jimmy - God's Petting You 00:11
You see, after we killed Jimmy
[Charlie groaning] - God's Petting You 00:06
[Charlie groaning]
Is that you sit there every day, - God's Petting You 00:18
Is that you sit there every day,
[soft dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[soft dramatic music]
[upbeat suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:09
[upbeat suspenseful music]
[upbeat suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:06
[upbeat suspenseful music]
[upbeat suspenseful music] - God's Petting You 00:06
[upbeat suspenseful music]
[knocking on door] - God's Petting You 00:06
[knocking on door]
[door clicking] - God's Petting You 00:05
[door clicking]
[dramatic music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[dramatic music]
[Tattoo girl breathing heavily] - God's Petting You 00:09
[Tattoo girl breathing heavily]
So what, what, what do we do now? What do we do, now? - God's Petting You 00:05
So what, what, what do we do now? What do we do, now?
You opened the door to the doctor's office, - God's Petting You 00:05
You opened the door to the doctor's office,
You're a good guy, too, Mark. Thanks for everything, mate. - God's Petting You 00:05
You're a good guy, too, Mark. Thanks for everything, ma...
[soft music] - God's Petting You 00:05
[soft music]
[engine revving] - God's Petting You 00:10
[engine revving]
[upbeat music on radio] - God's Petting You 00:08
[upbeat music on radio]
I'm not stop, I'm gonna-- - God's Petting You 00:04
I'm not stop, I'm gonna--
[upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:10
[upbeat music]
Ah, why would I shoot you? I fucking love you. - God's Petting You 00:05
Ah, why would I shoot you? I fucking love you.
[upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:08
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:07
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music] - God's Petting You 00:04
[upbeat music]
♪ Looks like a Jaguar ♪ - God's Petting You 00:04
♪ Looks like a Jaguar ♪
♪ It's got leather seats ♪ - God's Petting You 00:05
♪ It's got leather seats ♪
♪ It's got a CD player, player, player, player, player, ♪ - God's Petting You 00:34
♪ It's got a CD player, player, player, player, player,...
♪ We'll start over again ♪ - God's Petting You 00:18
♪ We'll start over again ♪
♪ But I don't wanna talk about it anymore ♪ - God's Petting You 00:59
♪ But I don't wanna talk about it anymore ♪
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A dark, twisted comedy set in the Brighton underworld. Charlie, a down on his luck heroin addict, falls in love with a struggling sex addict. Together they hatch a hair-brained scheme to steal money from a criminally inclined porn...

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Director: Jamie Patterson
Writer: Jamie Patterson
Production: Cranked Up Films,Jump Start Productions
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2022
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Apr 2023
Awards: 1 win
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