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Henry Moon: God damn, I should've known. You can always tell a virgin on account of the whites of the eyes ain't clear. You see, I got this theory on virgins, that they always look peaked and grouchy on account of they're going against nature. I don't want to get calluses pattin' myself on the back, but, in my time I have put a gal or two in tune with nature.
Julia Tate: I'm sure nature is *very* grateful
Julia Tate: I'm sure nature is *very* grateful
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Goddamn I should have known
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You can always tell a virgin on account of the whites
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of the eyes ain't clear
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See I got this theory on virgins
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that they uh always look peaked and grouchy
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on account of they're going against nature
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I don't wanna get calluses patting myself on the back
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but in my time I have put a gal or two
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in tune with nature
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I'm sure nature is very grateful
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Oh listen
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Don't uh let starting late bother you none
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Some of them late bloomers is uh
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I'll be outside in the barn
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if you feel like getting acquainted
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or uh talking about tunneling
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And remember
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nature is the great provider
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Movie Summary
Due to the lack of men after the Civil War, a small western town allows a bachelorette with ulterior motives to save a horse thief from the gallows by marrying him. They must deal with his old gang, the Sheriff, the bank, and each...
