We got this ordinance here, it was passed after the Civil War, on account that a lot of...
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Sheriff Andrew Kyle: We got this ordinance here, it was passed after the Civil War, on account that a lot of our boys didn't come home - and the women was beginnin' to chew up the grass.
Henry Moon: I feel sorry for the grass.
Sheriff Andrew Kyle: I feel sorry for the women. Anyhow, this ordinance states that any man, short of a murderer, can be saved from the gallows by any property-holdin' female, providin' she decides to marry 'im. And they done that in Roman times too, as I recollect.
Henry Moon: Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!
Henry Moon: I feel sorry for the grass.
Sheriff Andrew Kyle: I feel sorry for the women. Anyhow, this ordinance states that any man, short of a murderer, can be saved from the gallows by any property-holdin' female, providin' she decides to marry 'im. And they done that in Roman times too, as I recollect.
Henry Moon: Sweet Jesus H. Christ Almighty!
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You tell him about the ordinance
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No
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Why not
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I don't like him
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and people I don't like I don't tell nothing
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Goddamn it Towfield
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What ordinance
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What ordinance
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Sheriff Pile
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Kyle
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We got this ordinance here
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It was passed after the civil war
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on account of a lot of our boys didn't come home
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and the women was beginning to chew up the grass
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I feel sorry for the grass
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I feel sorry for the women
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Anyhow this ordinance states
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that any man short of being a murderer can be saved
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from the gallows by any property holding female
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providin' she decides to marry him
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They done that in Roman times too as I recollect
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Sweet Jesus H Christ almighty
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Movie Summary
Due to the lack of men after the Civil War, a small western town allows a bachelorette with ulterior motives to save a horse thief from the gallows by marrying him. They must deal with his old gang, the Sheriff, the bank, and each...
