Listen, butthole, why don't you quit trying to be funny? Because all it's doing is pissing...
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Schecky Moskowitz:
Sir, hi! What's your name? Dave:
Dave. Schecky Moskowitz:
Hey, Dave! What do you do for a living? Dave:
Well, I'm a construction worker. Schecky Moskowitz:
A construction worker? Alright, what do you construct? Dave:
I construct buildings. What the fuck else would I construct? Schecky Moskowitz:
Okaaaay... so, Dave, do you think constructing is an easy job, or is it a hard job? Dave:
Listen, butthole, why don't you quit trying to be funny? Because all it's doing is pissing me off
Sir, hi! What's your name? Dave:
Dave. Schecky Moskowitz:
Hey, Dave! What do you do for a living? Dave:
Well, I'm a construction worker. Schecky Moskowitz:
A construction worker? Alright, what do you construct? Dave:
I construct buildings. What the fuck else would I construct? Schecky Moskowitz:
Okaaaay... so, Dave, do you think constructing is an easy job, or is it a hard job? Dave:
Listen, butthole, why don't you quit trying to be funny? Because all it's doing is pissing me off
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Fine.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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What's your name, pal?
Where you from?
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Bob from California.
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Bob from California?
Whoa!
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Bob from California.
Bob.
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[Laughs]
Bob from California!
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Whoo!
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Bob: Yeah.
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I can't think
of anything funny.
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Was that part
of your act?
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No. I... jeez. I stink at this.
I'm not funny.
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Not true. I think
you're very funny.
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I think you're funny
naturally.
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As soon as you
get up onstage,
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people
are gonna laugh.
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Are you ever gonna
get on a stage?
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Hopefully,
because I'm gonna ask
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Mr. Dickie diamond
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if I can open up for him
one of these nights.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Oh. We better
get outta here,
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'cause Dickie diamond's doin'
his afternoon set on the deck.
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So, let's go
and check that out.
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Right.
[Claps]
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I'll tell you. Sometimes,
it gets really, really hot,
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you know, in L.A. nothing
moves on your whole body.
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The only thing
that you can possibly move
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is your middle finger.
That's it.
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[All laugh]
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Fuck you!
That's all you can do.
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Hey, buddy. Right there.
Right there.
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I mean, I'm sorry.
Sometimes, it gets so hot
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and you're... you're
in a human microwave now.
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You're in your car,
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you're flippin' off
everybody, right?
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You're just
pissed off, flippin'.
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If this was a knife,
I'd poke you
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right in the eye,
buddy, you know?
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I'm drivin', I'm...
Finally, that's it.
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Movie Summary
A struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.
Actors
Schecky Moskowitz
Dave
