"Going Postal" quotes

00:08 Mr Gilt today's increase in the price of clacks messages 00:29 The praying man 00:08 Is it an apology 00:09 A golem is incapable of lying 00:05 L'll tell you what l'll give up hanging if you give up... 00:05 It seems a little harsh 00:03 Little sips 00:08 I am your parole officer and your safety is my concern 00:08 Oh I see 00:09 Now listen magic is not some workman's tool 00:13 Bats Yeah we're trying to breed homing bats 00:09 How dare the gods work against me 00:18 How many words are here 00:06 I wasn't actually expecting to die 00:46 This had better be important I'm in the middle of an... 00:34 You're such a fraud 00:11 I bring an edict from Lord Vetinari patrician of Ankh... 00:37 You see the clacks system 00:19 If trapped 00:22 What's sticking into your foot 00:17 READS No glom of nit 00:08 L'm Mad Al he's Sane Alex and that's Adrian 00:06 I ve brought you here because I want to talk to you about... 00:29 Adora those things I said on the gallows 00:09 VETINARI Well you've made quite a splash 00:07 The only problem with having a bright tomorrow 00:14 When you look at me like that I wish I was a better man 00:04 Everybody ready Not me Not me 00:05 I commend my soul to any god that can find it 00:25 Are you the type to burn a book Lipwig 00:46 LAUGHS I'm just a con man 00:24 Mr Lipwig You've had a most strenuous day have you not 00:27 Read my lips 00:06 It was the most wonderful kiss I never had 00:14 Moist von Lipwig 00:06 Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look