"Going Postal" quotes

Going Postal poster
A con artist is conned into taking the job as Postmaster General in the Ankh-Morpork Post Office.

Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
Production:
Genre: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Year: 2010
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice:
Released: 30 May 2010
Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 2 wins & 5 nominations total

36 Clips

Mr Gilt today's increase in the price of clacks messages - Going Postal 00:08 Mr Gilt today's increase in the price of clacks messages The praying man - Going Postal 00:29 The praying man Is it an apology - Going Postal 00:08 Is it an apology A golem is incapable of lying - Going Postal 00:09 A golem is incapable of lying L'll tell you what l'll give up hanging if you give up smoking - Going Postal 00:05 L'll tell you what l'll give up hanging if you give up... It seems a little harsh - Going Postal 00:05 It seems a little harsh Little sips - Going Postal 00:03 Little sips I am your parole officer and your safety is my concern - Going Postal 00:08 I am your parole officer and your safety is my concern Oh I see - Going Postal 00:08 Oh I see Now listen magic is not some workman's tool - Going Postal 00:09 Now listen magic is not some workman's tool Bats Yeah we're trying to breed homing bats - Going Postal 00:13 Bats Yeah we're trying to breed homing bats How dare the gods work against me - Going Postal 00:09 How dare the gods work against me How many words are here - Going Postal 00:18 How many words are here I wasn't actually expecting to die - Going Postal 00:06 I wasn't actually expecting to die This had better be important I'm in the middle of an experiment - Going Postal 00:46 This had better be important I'm in the middle of an... You're such a fraud - Going Postal 00:34 You're such a fraud I bring an edict from Lord Vetinari patrician of Ankh Morpork - Going Postal 00:11 I bring an edict from Lord Vetinari patrician of Ankh... You see the clacks system - Going Postal 00:37 You see the clacks system If trapped - Going Postal 00:19 If trapped What's sticking into your foot - Going Postal 00:22 What's sticking into your foot READS No glom of nit - Going Postal 00:17 READS No glom of nit L'm Mad Al he's Sane Alex and that's Adrian - Going Postal 00:08 L'm Mad Al he's Sane Alex and that's Adrian I ve brought you here because I want to talk to you about angels - Going Postal 00:06 I ve brought you here because I want to talk to you about... Adora those things I said on the gallows - Going Postal 00:29 Adora those things I said on the gallows VETINARI Well you've made quite a splash - Going Postal 00:09 VETINARI Well you've made quite a splash The only problem with having a bright tomorrow - Going Postal 00:07 The only problem with having a bright tomorrow When you look at me like that I wish I was a better man - Going Postal 00:14 When you look at me like that I wish I was a better man Everybody ready Not me Not me - Going Postal 00:04 Everybody ready Not me Not me I commend my soul to any god that can find it - Going Postal 00:05 I commend my soul to any god that can find it Are you the type to burn a book Lipwig - Going Postal 00:25 Are you the type to burn a book Lipwig LAUGHS I'm just a con man - Going Postal 00:46 LAUGHS I'm just a con man Mr Lipwig You've had a most strenuous day have you not - Going Postal 00:24 Mr Lipwig You've had a most strenuous day have you not Read my lips - Going Postal 00:27 Read my lips It was the most wonderful kiss I never had - Going Postal 00:06 It was the most wonderful kiss I never had Moist von Lipwig - Going Postal 00:14 Moist von Lipwig Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look - Going Postal 00:06 Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look

Cast

Moist Von Lipwig - Richard Coyle
Lord Vetinari - Charles Dance
Reacher Gilt - David Suchet
Adora Belle Dearheart - Claire Foy
Groat - Andrew Sachs
Ridcully - Timothy West
Drumknott - Steve Pemberton
Dave Pins - Paul Barber
Mr. Pony - John Henshaw
Priest - Don Warrington
Miss Cripslock - Tamsin Greig
Crispin Horsefry - Madhav Sharma
Mr. Spools - Jimmy Yuill
Stanley Howler - Ian Bonar
Mr. Pump - Nicholas Farrell
Mr. Pump - Marnix Van Den Broeke
Mr. Gryle - Adrian Schiller
Trooper - Daniel Cerqueira
Sergeant Angua - Ingrid Bolsø Berdal
Mad Al - Ben Crompton
Sane Alex - Asif Khan
Princess - Paula Lane
Roger - Alex Price
Old Lady - Gabrielle Hamilton
Postman - Terry Pratchett
John Dearhart - Tamás Mohai
Saphire - Anna Györgyi
Undertaker - Béla Székely
Shop Girl - Anna Erdos
Parker - Matt Devere
Receptionist - Angéla Eke
Hobson - Mike Kelly
Cashier - István Göz
Maitre d' - Szabolcs Thuróczy
Aggy - Richard Usher
Farmer - Gäbor Atlasz
Bank Clerk - Tamás Sághy
Otto Chriek - Oszkár Ács