I'm just a con man! You have killed 22.8 people. I've never so much as drawn a sword. You...
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Moist Von Lipwig:
I'm just a con man!
Mr. Pump:
You have killed 22.8 people.
Moist Von Lipwig:
I've never so much as drawn a sword.
Mr. Pump:
You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's not bankers who starve. In a thousand small ways, you have hastened the deaths of many. You did not know them. You did not see them bleed. But you snatched bread from their mouths. There will be no running.
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LAUGHS I'm just a con man
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You have killed 22 8 people
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I ve never so much as drawn a sword
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You have stolen embezzled and swindled
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You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives
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When banks fail it's not bankers who starve
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In a thousand small ways you have hastened the deaths of many
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You did not know them You did not see them bleed
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But you snatched bread from their mouths
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There will be no running
Season: 1
Episode: 1
Clip duration: 46 seconds
Views: 84
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 35s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2023
Genres: adventure, comedy, fantasy
Summary: A con artist is conned into taking the job as Postmaster General in the Ankh-Morpork Post Office.
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00:25 Are you the type to burn a book Lipwig
00:05 I commend my soul to any god that can find it
00:04 Everybody ready Not me Not me
00:14 When you look at me like that I wish I was a better man
00:07 The only problem with having a bright tomorrow
00:09 VETINARI Well you've made quite a splash
00:29 Adora those things I said on the gallows
00:06 I ve brought you here because I want to talk to you about...
00:08 L'm Mad Al he's Sane Alex and that's Adrian
00:17 READS No glom of nit
00:22 What's sticking into your foot
00:19 If trapped
00:37 You see the clacks system
00:11 I bring an edict from Lord Vetinari patrician of Ankh...
00:34 You're such a fraud
00:46 This had better be important I'm in the middle of an...
00:06 I wasn't actually expecting to die
00:18 How many words are here
00:09 How dare the gods work against me
00:13 Bats Yeah we're trying to breed homing bats