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Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Never enter into someone's house without permission.

Director

Craig Rees

Year

Genre

horror, thriller

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Production

High Fliers Films

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Kelly

Goldilocks

Mama Bear

Norman

Baby Bear

Grace Darling Smith

Simon

Tortured Teenager

Jamie

Daddy Bear

George

Jas

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It's time
for breakfast! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

It's time for breakfast!

Ohh... yeah, I just had
a really messed-up dream - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Ohh... yeah, I just had a really messed-up dream

- Which one?
- It doesn't matter. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- Which one? - It doesn't matter.

Don't worry, I don't know - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Don't worry, I don't know

How long 'til we get there?
We've been driving for hours. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

How long 'til we get there? We've been driving for...

What are teenagers doing here
in the middle of the woods? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

What are teenagers doing here in the middle of the woods?

♪ ...something coming - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

♪ ...something coming

- He's okay now.
- Good to hear. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- He's okay now. - Good to hear.

- How long you been waiting?
- Only about 45 minutes. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- How long you been waiting? - Only about 45 minutes.

There has to be an explanation.
Do you have the owner's number? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

There has to be an explanation. Do you have the owner's...

Hi, we're at the location, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Hi, we're at the location,

Okay, it's only one night.
Let's look around the house. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Okay, it's only one night. Let's look around the h...

I need the loo anyways.
And some caffeine and some food. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I need the loo anyways. And some caffeine and some food.

I know it's...
I know it's not ideal, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I know it's... I know it's not ideal,

All right. One, two, three. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

All right. One, two, three.

Why do they make beds
so soft these days? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Why do they make beds so soft these days?

Although I have
no reason to complain. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Although I have no reason to complain.

There's something
not right about this place. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

There's something not right about this place.

There's no bloody food
except porridge. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

There's no bloody food except porridge.

- At least we've got breakfast.
- So, I found a house phone. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- At least we've got breakfast. - So, I found a house p...

Okay, this is
certainly strange, but... - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Okay, this is certainly strange, but...

It's only one night.
Let's make the best of it. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

It's only one night. Let's make the best of it.

Okay, I've got
a good suggestion - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Okay, I've got a good suggestion

I think I'm just a bit
pissed off about the house. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I think I'm just a bit pissed off about the house.

We'll get it fixed. At least
we've got somewhere to stay. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

We'll get it fixed. At least we've got somewhere t...

That's a good idea.
Let's just make the most of it. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

That's a good idea. Let's just make the most of it...

Did George Baggins
find any Internet? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Did George Baggins find any Internet?

- Oh, don't ask.
- Huh. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- Oh, don't ask. - Huh.

It's kind of strange.
Maybe they're selling the place? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

It's kind of strange. Maybe they're selling the pl...

Mm, that would explain
the no Wi-fi. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Mm, that would explain the no Wi-fi.

I think it's good
we're all catching up - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I think it's good we're all catching up

Well, I invested
in the stock market, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Well, I invested in the stock market,

Well, I mean, these help. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Well, I mean, these help.

You know, we all make
mistakes in life. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

You know, we all make mistakes in life.

But it's about how we
bounce back that matters most. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

But it's about how we bounce back that matters most.

If I lost any money,
I'd fucking blow my head off. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

If I lost any money, I'd fucking blow my head off.

Look on the bright side.
There's a lot worse - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Look on the bright side. There's a lot worse

Yeah, like,
If I don't get a pizza soon, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Yeah, like, If I don't get a pizza soon,

Er, excuse me, am I
the only one drinking here? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Er, excuse me, am I the only one drinking here?

- Let's go.
- Thank you. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- Let's go. - Thank you.

Don't tell me
you still do the crap with, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Don't tell me you still do the crap with,

I'm waiting for you to tell me
we didn't actually break in, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I'm waiting for you to tell me we didn't actually ...

I suggest we pay the damages - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I suggest we pay the damages

You're bloody fantastic - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

You're bloody fantastic

I'm gonna crash. I gotta prepare - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I'm gonna crash. I gotta prepare

I'm so glad I was a kid in the '80s - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I'm so glad I was a kid in the '80s

I do hope you're going to help
me finish this bottle of wine. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I do hope you're going to help me finish this bottle of...

Quite so. Yeah,
you know, all night, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Quite so. Yeah, you know, all night,

So your birthday has been
quite interesting, hasn't it? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

So your birthday has been quite interesting, hasn't it?

Well, listen,
you have a lovely night. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Well, listen, you have a lovely night.

And don't let anybody
sleep in your room - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

And don't let anybody sleep in your room

Thank God this bed's not hard. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Thank God this bed's not hard.

Ahh, who's been
eating my porridge? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Ahh, who's been eating my porridge?

- Good morning, Simon.
- Good morning, sir. How are you? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- Good morning, Simon. - Good morning, sir. How are you?

Just, you know, I'm starving now
cos I did a bit of workout. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Just, you know, I'm starving now cos I did a bit of wor...

Yeah. I gotta ask you, right? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Yeah. I gotta ask you, right?

Don't you think it's strange?
Four plates, four bowls... - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Don't you think it's strange? Four plates, four bo...

Maybe they like the number four?
Could be a family of four. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Maybe they like the number four? Could be a family of four.

So did you really do
this or was it one of the guys? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

So did you really do this or was it one of the guys?

Ah, well, some may say
like a baby bear. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Ah, well, some may say like a baby bear.

Perfect thing to wake me up - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Perfect thing to wake me up

That tea was way too hot! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

That tea was way too hot!

That porridge is way too cold! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

That porridge is way too cold!

Pour the hot tea
in your porridge - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Pour the hot tea in your porridge

Mmm. Now this is just right. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Mmm. Now this is just right.

- No.
- I'm gonna go for a shower soon, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- No. - I'm gonna go for a shower soon,

Turns out somebody
has cut off the water tank. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Turns out somebody has cut off the water tank.

Yeah, she's been
having, like, medication stuff. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Yeah, she's been having, like, medication stuff.

Come on, Simon.
Come on. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Come on, Simon. Come on.

That's not possible.
We all ate the porridge. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

That's not possible. We all ate the porridge.

- Sorry.
- I'll get him a glass of water. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

- Sorry. - I'll get him a glass of water.

Don't worry, Simon.
I'll get you some help. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Don't worry, Simon. I'll get you some help.

Where are you going?
Don't go too far! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Where are you going? Don't go too far!

Does that mean get some water? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Does that mean get some water?

Unless Jas is Houdini, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Unless Jas is Houdini,

It's not a good idea to call
the police when we broke in. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

It's not a good idea to call the police when we broke i...

Look, whoever this is... - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Look, whoever this is...

Kelly! Kelly! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

And they were
wearing these masks. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

And they were wearing these masks.

Oh, for God's sake.
Er... - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Oh, for God's sake. Er...

George!
George, come here! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

George! George, come here!

Before, it didn't look right, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Before, it didn't look right,

Fucking car! Drive! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Fucking car! Drive!

No, no, no, please! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

No, no, no, please!

Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no! Please! - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Oh, God, no! Oh, God, no! Please!

Mmm... maybe you
should have thought - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

Mmm... maybe you should have thought

For every action you take,
there is a consequence. - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

For every action you take, there is a consequence.

I am Goldilocks, - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

I am Goldilocks,

You're just a bunch
of fucking psychos - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

You're just a bunch of fucking psychos

And now you accuse us
to be criminals? - Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge

And now you accuse us to be criminals?

Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge poster

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Never enter into someone's house without permission.

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Director: Craig Rees

Writer: Craig Rees, Robert Southey

Production: High Fliers Films

Genre: horror, thriller

Year: 2024

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ImdbRating: 2.8

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