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Donny:Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... - well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!Driver 1:Asshole!Driver 2:Learn how to drive!Donny: Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, You can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
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Don't look at me Look at the people next to you
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Turn the wheel
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Pull over Pull it the hell over
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Asshole Learn how to drive
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Don't touch nothin' Just
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No
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You can't negotiate turns you can't signal properly
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Shit I can't swim I know I can't
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So you know what I do I stay my black ass out the pool
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لاتنظري إلي انظري إلى الناس من بعدك أديري العجلة
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أركنيه أركنيه بحق الجحيم
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حقيره تعلمي كيف القيادة
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لاتلمسي شيئا فقط
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لا
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لايمكنك الاستدارة لايمكنك اتباع الاشارة
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لايمكنك المحافظة على السرعة لايمكنك ركن السيارة بشكل متزن
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لايمكنك القيادة عزيزتي تبا أنا لا أستطيع السباحة أعرف ذلك
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لذا تعرفين ما أفعله أ بقي مؤخرتي السوداء خارج المسبح
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Не гледай мен а пътя
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Завий
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Спри
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Патка Научи се да караш
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Нищо не пипай
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Не
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Не можеш да завиваш не подаваш мигач
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не можеш нито да сменяш скоростите нито да паркираш
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Не можеш да караш
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Аз не мога да плувам и си го знам И затова не влизам в басейна
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Ne gledaj me Gledaj ljude pokraj sebe Okreni se
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Stani
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Idiotkinjo
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Nauči voziti
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Ne diraj ništa Samo
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Ne znaš skretati davati žmigavac
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ne znaš održavati brzinu ni parkirati se
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Ne znaš voziti
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Ja ne znam plivati i znam da to ne znam
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Zato ne skačem u bazen
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Nedívej se na mě Dívej se na lidi před sebou Před sebou Otoč to
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Najeď k chodníku Najeď kurva k chodníku
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Kurva Nauč se řídit
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Na nic nesahej Jen
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Ne
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neudržíš správnou rychlost neumíš parkovat
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Doprdele ty neumíš řídit zlato Kurva neumím plavat Vím že neumím
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Tak víš co dělám Nechodím se svou černou prdelí do bazénu
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Du skal ikke se på mig Se på bilerne Drej rattet
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Nu holder du fandeme ind til siden
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Glatnakke Lær dog at køre bil
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Du skal ikke røre ved noget
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Nej
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Du kan hverken dreje vise af
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holde farten eller parallelparkere Du kan sgu ikke køre bil
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Jeg kan ikke svømme så jeg springer aldrig i poolen
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Niet naar mij kijken Kijk naast je
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Aan de kant
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Trut Leer eens rijden
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Nergens aan komen
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Je kunt geen bochten nemen
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geen snelheid houden niet in parkeren Je kan niet rijden
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Ik weet dat ik niet kan zwemmen Dus kom ik niet in een zwembad
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Älä katso minua Katso liikennettä Käännä rattia
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Aja tien laitaan
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Ääliö Opettele ajamaan
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Älä koske mihinkään
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Anna olla
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Et osaa kääntyä tai näyttää vilkkua
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Et osaa pitää vauhtia tasaisena tai pysäköidä Et osaa ajaa autoa
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Minä en osaa uida joten pysyn kaukana uima altaista
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Regardez devant vous
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Arrêtez vous
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Ne touchez à rien
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Vous ne savez ni tourner ni mettre le clignotant
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ni adapter la vitesse ni faire de créneau
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Vous savez pas conduire Moi je sais pas nager je le sais
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J'évite de mettre mon cul dans la piscine
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Gucken Sie nicht mich an sondern die Leute
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Fahren Sie rechts ran
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Arschloch Nehm Fahrstunden
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Fassen Sie nichts an
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Nein
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Sie können nicht wenden Sie können nicht blinken
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Sie können keine Geschwindigkeit halten und nicht parken
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Ich kann nicht schwimmen deshalb geh ich nicht ins Schwimmbad
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Μην με κοιτάς Kοίτα τους ανθρώπους δίπλα σου Στρίψε
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Σταμάτα Σταμάτα
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Μαλάκα
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Μάθε να οδηγάς
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Μην αγγίξεις τίποτα
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Δεν μπορείς να στρίβεις δεν ξέρεις από σήματα
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Δεν μπορείς να διατηρήσεις ταχύτητα ή να παρκάρεις
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Δεν ξέρεις οδήγηση
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Εγώ δεν ξέρω κολύμβηση Το ξέρω
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Γι'αυτό κρατάω τον μαύρο κώλο μου έξω απ'την πισίνα
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Ne engem nézzen hanem a forgalmat Forduljon be
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Álljon félre
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Vakegér Tanulj meg vezetni
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Ne nyúljon semmihez
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Képtelen fordulni indexelni
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sebességet tartani párhuzamosan parkolni
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Béna a vezetéshez Én se tudok úszni
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de nem is dugom medencébe a seggem
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Jangan lihat aku Lihatlah orang di depanmu
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Itu Belokkan
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Menepi Menepilah
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Baijngan
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Belajarlah cara mengemudi
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Jangan sentuh apapun Pokoknya
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Jangan
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Kau tidak tahu kapan harus belok Kau tidak bisa memberikan tanda
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Kau tidak bisa mengatur kecepatan Kau tidak bisa memakirkan mobil Kau tidak bisa mengemudi Sayang
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Sial aku tidak bisa berenang Aku tahu itu
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Kau tahu yang kulakukan Aku tidak mau masuk kolam renang
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Baiklah sekarang pokoknya
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Ikke se på meg se på trafikken Bruk rattet
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Stopp bilen
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Idiot Lær deg å kjøre
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Ikke rør noe Bare
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Nei
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Du kan ikke svinge du blinker ikke
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Du kan ikke holde farten du kan ikke parkere Du kan ikke kjøre
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Jeg kan ikke svømme så jeg holder meg unna bassenget
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Nie patrz na mnie Patrz na ludzi koło ciebie
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Skręć kierownicą
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Zjedź na bok Zjedź do cholery na bok
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Pierdoła Naucz się jeździć
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Niczego nie dotykaj Tylko
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Nie
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Nie umiesz skręcać nie umiesz sygnalizować
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Nie umiesz utrzymywać prędkości właściwie parkować
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Do cholery nie umiesz jeździć skarbie
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Ja nie umiem pływać Więc trzymam swoją czarną dupę z dala od basenu
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W porządku teraz po prostu
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Não olhe para mim Olhe pro seu lado
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Vire a direção
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Estacione
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Imbecil
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Aprenda a dirigir
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Não toque em nada
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Não
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Não sabe quando virar Não liga a seta
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Não mantém velocidade Não sabe estacionar Não pode dirigir
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Eu não sei nadar e sei disso
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Sabe o que faço Fico longe da piscina
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Nu te uita la mine Uitate la cei dupa tine Dupa tine Intoarce roata
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Treci Treci odata
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Nenorocitule Invata sa conduci
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Nu atinge nimic Doar
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Nu
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Nu poti negocia nu poti avertiza
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nu poti sa mentii viteza nu poti sa parchezi lateral
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La dracu nu stii sa conduci iubit o La dracu nu stiu sa inot Stiu ca nu pot
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Stii ce o sa fac O sa ma asez cu fundul meu negru in balta
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Ne glej mene Glej ostale voznike Obrni volan
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Zapelji k strani
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Ne dotikaj se ničesar
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Ne znaš zavijati ne znaš pokazati kaj nameravaš
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ne znaš enakomerno voziti ali parkirati bočno
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Ne znaš voziti
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Jaz ne znam plavati Vem da ne znam
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Zato pač ne pomočim riti v bazen
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No me vea a mí Vea a la gente a su lado
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Dé vuelta al volante
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Estaciónese
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Imbécil
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Aprende a conducir
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No toque nada Sólo
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No
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No sabe dar vueltas No sabe poner sus señales
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No lleva velocidad constante no se estaciona en paralelo No conduce
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Mierda no sé nadar Sé que no sé nadar
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Y sabe qué hago No me meto a la piscina
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Titta inte på mig Titta på trafiken Vrid på ratten
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Kör åt sidan
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Jävla idiot Lär dig köra
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Rör ingenting
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Låt bli
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Du kan inte svänga inte signalera
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Du kan inte hålla farten eller parkera Du kan fan inte köra bil
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Jag kan inte simma så jag håller mig borta från simbassänger
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Đừng nhìn tôi Hãy nhìn đường đang chạy
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Quẹo
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Sát vào Ngừng lại
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Khốn kiếp
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Hãy cố gắng học lái xe đi
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Đừng có đụng vào bất cứ thứ gì
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Không
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Cô không biết quẹo cua không biết mở đèn tín hiệu
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không biết giữ tốc độ không biết tấp xe vào lề Cô không biết lái xe
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Tôi không biết bơi thì tôi cũng biết rõ điều đó
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Nên không bao giờ tôi bơi
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Được rồi
Available in 21 languages
Duration
38 seconds
Views
1,412
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:51
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Production
Touchstone Pictures,Jerry Bruckheimer Films
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Movie Summary
A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal fifty cars with his crew in one night to save his brother's life.