"Good Burger" quotes

Good Burger poster
A dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant across the street, which's planning ... Read all

Director: Brian Robbins
Writer: Dan Schneider, Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $23,712,993
Released: 25 Jul 1997
Awards: N/A

82 Clips

If we put this sauce on all the Good Burgers - Good Burger 00:59
If we put this sauce on all the Good Burgers
Wh wh what are you doing - Good Burger 01:07
Wh wh what are you doing
Mind if I sit here - Good Burger 01:18
Mind if I sit here
I bought it with the  13 you gave me - Good Burger 00:40
I bought it with the 13 you gave me
I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe - Good Burger 00:19
I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe
That sounds delightful - Good Burger 00:27
That sounds delightful
Watch your mouth - Good Burger 00:20
Watch your mouth
I should have died years ago - Good Burger 00:16
I should have died years ago
It's because I'm black - Good Burger 00:14
It's because I'm black
Look I'm grape nose boy - Good Burger 00:15
Look I'm grape nose boy
Wanna see my belly button - Good Burger 00:14
Wanna see my belly button
I've always wanted to shave a martian - Good Burger 00:18
I've always wanted to shave a martian
Hard at work as usual - Good Burger 01:24
Hard at work as usual
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce - Good Burger 01:13
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce
Your head hit my golf ball - Good Burger 00:20
Your head hit my golf ball
I just tackled this old lady - Good Burger 01:10
I just tackled this old lady
What do you expect us to do - Good Burger 00:57
What do you expect us to do
Do I LOOK like I came to visit - Good Burger 01:43
Do I LOOK like I came to visit
But I'll tell you what - Good Burger 00:44
But I'll tell you what
Welcome to Mondo Burger - Good Burger 00:28
Welcome to Mondo Burger
We had Good Burger CRUSHED - Good Burger 00:28
We had Good Burger CRUSHED
We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger - Good Burger 00:48
We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger
It makes me glad I'm not dead - Good Burger 00:15
It makes me glad I'm not dead
You'll never be half the man your mamma was - Good Burger 00:22
You'll never be half the man your mamma was
What are you doing - Good Burger 00:22
What are you doing
Right about now - Good Burger 00:38
Right about now
What was our take today - Good Burger 00:38
What was our take today
Then when I was six - Good Burger 00:45
Then when I was six
You have messed up my afro - Good Burger 00:15
You have messed up my afro
The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate - Good Burger 00:23
The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate
I don't understand - Good Burger 01:47
I don't understand
How do you like me now - Good Burger 00:25
How do you like me now
You think you can get me to a hospital - Good Burger 00:22
You think you can get me to a hospital
And that's Deedee - Good Burger 00:32
And that's Deedee
I hate to do this - Good Burger 00:24
I hate to do this
Is your butt okay - Good Burger 00:16
Is your butt okay
I never took you for much of a thinker - Good Burger 01:12
I never took you for much of a thinker
And that's Otis - Good Burger 00:29
And that's Otis
Kurt's goin' to jail - Good Burger 00:38
Kurt's goin' to jail
I'd give it to you - Good Burger 00:39
I'd give it to you
I should be able to pay off the car in - Good Burger 00:21
I should be able to pay off the car in
How do you expect me to get up there - Good Burger 00:41
How do you expect me to get up there
I'll just sit down right next to you - Good Burger 00:17
I'll just sit down right next to you
What am I supposed to do - Good Burger 00:21
What am I supposed to do
That's not what I had in mind - Good Burger 00:22
That's not what I had in mind
I'm swinging from a dang pipe - Good Burger 00:16
I'm swinging from a dang pipe
I want to know what's in your sauce - Good Burger 00:21
I want to know what's in your sauce
I'm Grape Nose Boy - Good Burger 00:57
I'm Grape Nose Boy
And get to know each other a little better - Good Burger 00:37
And get to know each other a little better
Can I get two Good Burgers - Good Burger 00:52
Can I get two Good Burgers
I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before - Good Burger 00:58
I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before
D'you think I'm cute - Good Burger 00:28
D'you think I'm cute
This is where I come to think - Good Burger 00:23
This is where I come to think
Were you bitten by a sheep - Good Burger 01:26
Were you bitten by a sheep
When you mess with Good Burger - Good Burger 00:21
When you mess with Good Burger
You  go in the grinder - Good Burger 00:20
You go in the grinder
There must be 50 customers out there - Good Burger 01:24
There must be 50 customers out there
I thought I'd go home - Good Burger 00:29
I thought I'd go home
But I don't do deliveries - Good Burger 00:33
But I don't do deliveries
Not that I recall - Good Burger 00:34
Not that I recall
Can I give you a lift - Good Burger 00:22
Can I give you a lift
I think I broke my ass - Good Burger 00:12
I think I broke my ass
A question that has plagued mankind for centuries - Good Burger 00:31
A question that has plagued mankind for centuries
I don't know how to say this - Good Burger 00:20
I don't know how to say this
There was a good chance that I'd get caught - Good Burger 02:05
There was a good chance that I'd get caught
Dexter's a chicken - Good Burger 00:14
Dexter's a chicken
I think it's the heat actuator - Good Burger 02:29
I think it's the heat actuator
And you go in the grinder - Good Burger 00:36
And you go in the grinder
You mess with Kurt - Good Burger 00:36
You mess with Kurt
I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger - Good Burger 00:35
I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger
I know some of these words - Good Burger 00:15
I know some of these words
I'm a psychopath - Good Burger 00:13
I'm a psychopath
It's the Mondo Idiot - Good Burger 00:33
It's the Mondo Idiot
Ever been to Australia - Good Burger 00:23
Ever been to Australia
About the contract - Good Burger 00:30
About the contract
Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks - Good Burger 00:31
Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks
Your LIFE is Mondo Burger - Good Burger 00:48
Your LIFE is Mondo Burger
'Cause we're all dudes - Good Burger 00:15
'Cause we're all dudes
I don't remember what my dad looks like either - Good Burger 00:37
I don't remember what my dad looks like either
I want you to bail on Good Burger - Good Burger 00:27
I want you to bail on Good Burger
Home of the Good Burger - Good Burger 00:25
Home of the Good Burger
Welcome to Good Burger - Good Burger 00:24
Welcome to Good Burger

Cast

Dexter Reed - Kenan Thompson
Mr. Wheat - Sinbad
Otis - Abe Vigoda
Monique - Shar Jackson
Mr. Baily - Dan Schneider
Kurt Bozwell - Jan Schweiterman
Spatch - Ron Lester
Shaquille O'Neal - Shaquille O'Neal
Dancing Crazy - George Clinton
Huge Scary Man - Richard Haje
Angry Customer - Robert Wuhl
Connie Muldoon - Lori Beth Denberg
News Reporter - Matt Gallant
Woman Customer - Teresa Ganzel
Upset Customer - Brian Peck
Sad Clown - Kevin Kopelow
Ice Cream Man - Floyd Levine
Driving Attendant - Brett A. Jones
Scared Customer - Brad Wilson
Frightened Customer - Missy Spell Tanner
Mondo Worker - Andres Aybar
Elderly Lady - Eve Sigall
Elderly Lady - Jo Farkas
Police Officer - Paul Parducci
Police Officer - Kim Delgado
Demented Hills Nurse - Wendy Worthington
Guard - Chet Nichols
Attendant - David Shackelford
Attendant - Rob Elk
Demented Hills Dancer - Carmit Bachar
Demented Hills Dancer - Stella Choe
Demented Hills Dancer - John R. Corella
Demented Hills Dancer - Kelly Devine
Demented Hills Dancer - Cindy Leos
Demented Hills Dancer - Courtney Miller
Demented Hills Dancer - Nezester Ponder
Demented Hills Dancer - Chonique Sneed
Demented Hills Dancer - Miranda Stamatelatos
Mondo Burger Girl - Candy Aponte
Mondo Burger Employee - Darrell Britt
Roxanne - Carmen Electra
Good Burger and Mondo Burger Customer - Paul McMichael
Student - Tim Padilla
Talking Good Burger #2 - Thomas Tremmel
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