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"Good Burger" quotes

Good Burger poster
A dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant across the street, which's planning to put them out of business.

Director: Brian Robbins
Writer: Dan Schneider, Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $23,712,993
Released: 25 Jul 1997
Awards: N/A

95 video clips

EdOtisHeatherShaquille O'nealConnie MuldoonMoniqueMr. BailyDeedeeAngry CustomerRoxanneMr. WheatPolice OfficerFizzIce Cream ManTroyElderly LadyGriffenKurt BozwellDexter ReedCustomer
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Home of the Good Burger - Good Burger 00:25 Home of the Good Burger And you go in the grinder - Good Burger 00:36 And you go in the grinder When you mess with Good Burger - Good Burger 00:21 When you mess with Good Burger You have messed up my afro - Good Burger 00:15 You have messed up my afro Wh wh what are you doing - Good Burger 01:07 Wh wh what are you doing I want you to bail on Good Burger - Good Burger 00:16 I want you to bail on Good Burger I don't remember what my dad looks like either - Good Burger 00:16 I don't remember what my dad looks like either 'Cause we're all dudes - Good Burger 00:08 'Cause we're all dudes Ever been to Australia - Good Burger 00:10 Ever been to Australia Your LIFE is Mondo Burger - Good Burger 00:23 Your LIFE is Mondo Burger Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks - Good Burger 00:15 Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks About the contract - Good Burger 00:14 About the contract I know some of these words - Good Burger 00:04 I know some of these words Excuse me - Good Burger 00:42 Excuse me It's the Mondo Idiot - Good Burger 00:13 It's the Mondo Idiot I'm a psychopath - Good Burger 00:15 I'm a psychopath I think it's the heat actuator - Good Burger 00:43 I think it's the heat actuator I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger - Good Burger 00:16 I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger Dexter's a chicken - Good Burger 00:05 Dexter's a chicken There was a good chance that I'd get caught - Good Burger 00:51 There was a good chance that I'd get caught I don't know how to say this - Good Burger 00:08 I don't know how to say this How would you like to go on date tomorrow night - Good Burger 00:17 How would you like to go on date tomorrow night I think I broke my ass - Good Burger 00:08 I think I broke my ass A question that has plagued mankind for centuries - Good Burger 00:15 A question that has plagued mankind for centuries Can I give you a lift - Good Burger 00:10 Can I give you a lift I thought I'd go home - Good Burger 00:16 I thought I'd go home Not that I recall - Good Burger 00:11 Not that I recall Were you bitten by a sheep - Good Burger 00:41 Were you bitten by a sheep I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before - Good Burger 00:21 I could've sworn I've seen you somewhere before But I don't do deliveries - Good Burger 00:09 But I don't do deliveries There must be 50 customers out there - Good Burger 00:30 There must be 50 customers out there This is where I come to think - Good Burger 00:16 This is where I come to think D'you think I'm cute - Good Burger 00:20 D'you think I'm cute What are you doing inside the milk shake machine - Good Burger 00:10 What are you doing inside the milk shake machine Can I get two Good Burgers - Good Burger 00:14 Can I get two Good Burgers And get to know each other a little better - Good Burger 00:44 And get to know each other a little better I'm Grape Nose Boy - Good Burger 00:28 I'm Grape Nose Boy Could you kindly point us in the direction - Good Burger 00:08 Could you kindly point us in the direction I want to know what's in your sauce - Good Burger 00:09 I want to know what's in your sauce And that's Otis - Good Burger 00:11 And that's Otis I'm swinging from a dang pipe - Good Burger 00:09 I'm swinging from a dang pipe That's not what I had in mind - Good Burger 00:10 That's not what I had in mind You know what'd go great on these corn dogs - Good Burger 00:09 You know what'd go great on these corn dogs What am I supposed to do - Good Burger 00:13 What am I supposed to do Right about now - Good Burger 00:14 Right about now I'll just sit down right next to you - Good Burger 00:11 I'll just sit down right next to you How do you expect me to get up there - Good Burger 00:13 How do you expect me to get up there I should be able to pay off the car in - Good Burger 00:14 I should be able to pay off the car in And that's Deedee - Good Burger 00:12 And that's Deedee I'd give it to you - Good Burger 00:17 I'd give it to you Kurt's goin' to jail - Good Burger 00:14 Kurt's goin' to jail Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger - Good Burger 00:10 Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger Hey man you better let me go - Good Burger 00:17 Hey man you better let me go I never took you for much of a thinker - Good Burger 00:23 I never took you for much of a thinker Is your butt okay - Good Burger 00:16 Is your butt okay I hate to do this - Good Burger 00:08 I hate to do this Dexter's a chicken - Good Burger 00:05 Dexter's a chicken You think you can get me to a hospital - Good Burger 00:08 You think you can get me to a hospital How do you like me now - Good Burger 00:14 How do you like me now The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate - Good Burger 00:06 The guy's a few tacos short of a combination plate What's cute about me - Good Burger 00:10 What's cute about me Then when I was six - Good Burger 00:14 Then when I was six What was our take today - Good Burger 00:22 What was our take today What are you doing - Good Burger 00:07 What are you doing You'll never be half the man your mamma was - Good Burger 00:08 You'll never be half the man your mamma was It makes me glad I'm not dead - Good Burger 00:05 It makes me glad I'm not dead We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger - Good Burger 00:16 We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger Here have a Mondo Burger - Good Burger 00:38 Here have a Mondo Burger Oh welcome to Good Burger - Good Burger 00:14 Oh welcome to Good Burger We had Good Burger CRUSHED - Good Burger 00:20 We had Good Burger CRUSHED Welcome to Mondo Burger - Good Burger 00:30 Welcome to Mondo Burger But I'll tell you what - Good Burger 00:25 But I'll tell you what Do I LOOK like I came to visit - Good Burger 00:39 Do I LOOK like I came to visit What do you expect us to do - Good Burger 00:25 What do you expect us to do I just tackled this old lady - Good Burger 00:17 I just tackled this old lady Your head hit my golf ball - Good Burger 00:08 Your head hit my golf ball What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce - Good Burger 00:29 What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce Hard at work as usual - Good Burger 00:36 Hard at work as usual I've always wanted to shave a martian - Good Burger 00:06 I've always wanted to shave a martian Bun patty topping sauce assemble - Good Burger 00:11 Bun patty topping sauce assemble Wanna see my belly button - Good Burger 00:03 Wanna see my belly button Whoo Oh oh - Good Burger 00:08 Whoo Oh oh Look I'm grape nose boy - Good Burger 00:12 Look I'm grape nose boy It's because I'm black - Good Burger 00:03 It's because I'm black I should have died years ago - Good Burger 00:04 I should have died years ago I don't understand - Good Burger 00:44 I don't understand Watch your mouth - Good Burger 00:11 Watch your mouth That sounds delightful - Good Burger 00:11 That sounds delightful I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe - Good Burger 00:09 I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe
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Cast

Ed - Kel Mitchell
Dexter Reed - Kenan Thompson
Mr. Wheat - Sinbad
Otis - Abe Vigoda
Monique - Shar Jackson
All Cast