Double Burger. Chuck, I had a double burger! Will you shut the fuck up? I know what you...

Morgan: [in Chuckie's car, Morgan in the passenger side back seat, Bill sitting in the backseat of the driver's side] Double Burger. [singing] Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger! Chuckie: Will you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered, I was there. Morgan: So give me my fucking sandwich. Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan, how much money you got on you? Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick. Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway. There you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program. Everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll get your sandwich. Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole? Chuckie: What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style? Morgan: Can I have my food now please? Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!

Double burger. Double burger? Chuck I had a double burger Would you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered. I was there. - So give me my fuckin' sandwich. - What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it. Morgan, how much money you got on you? I said I'd get change when I get the snow cone. I said that before when we pulled up. Why don't you just gimme my sandwich and stop bein' a prick? All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you got on you now. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway. Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya. We'll put you on a programme. Every day you come in with your six cents. At the end of the week, you get your sandwich. - Are you gonna be an asshole? - What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch: Payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year? She finally got her couch Rent-A-Center style. - Can I have my food now, please? - Here's your fuckin' double burger. - Whoa! - Hey, hold up, Chuck. - Slow it down. - Who do we got? - I don't know yet. - Hey, douche bag! - Yeah, you, you skank face! - Shut the fuck up! - Let's get outta here. - What are you worried about? - Come on, Will. Why don't you lick my love stick? We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago at the park. If we was gonna fight him, we should fight him then. - We got snacks now. - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'. - I'm not goin'. - So don't go. - I am not goin'! Fuckin' go, Morgan. Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not out there in two fuckin' seconds, when I'm done with them, you're next. Carmine, it's me. It's me, Will. Remember? We went to kindergarten together. Way down the street there's a light in his place He opens the door He's got that look on his face - Fuckin', let's go, man! - Step on his fuckin' head. Get his ass on the ground. Stop that motherfucker. Motherfucker, die! - Carter! - Come on! Will! Will, come on! Come on. Will, come on. Let's go, let's go. - Easy, brother, easy. - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out. - Come here. - Whoa, whoa! Fuck! Ls this just my imagination, or has my class grown considerably? Well, by no stretch of my imagination do I believe you've all come here to hear me lecture. Or rather, to ascertain the identity of the mystery math magician. So without further adieu, come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize.