Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right....
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Skylar:
[in a bar]
Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes,
[letting beer spill out of her mouth]
Skylar:
"Give us a kiss!"
Transcript
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Well let's see if you can get this one I've got a little story for you
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All right there's an old couple in bed Mary and Paddie
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They wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary
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Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddie
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She's like Oh Jesus Paddie
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You're such a good looking feller I love ya
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I want to give ya a little present
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Anything your little heart desires I'm goin' to give it to ya
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What would ya like
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Paddie's like Oh gee Mary That's a very sweet offer
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Now in 50 years there's one thing that's been missing
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and uh I would like you to give me a blow job
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I would like for it Mary's like All right
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She takes her teeth out puts 'em in the glass She gives him a blow job
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Afterwards Paddie's like Yeah geez now that's what I've been missin'
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That was the most beautiful earth shattering thing ever
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Beautiful Mary I love ya
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Is there anything that I can do for you
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Mary looks up to him and she goes Give us a kiss
Clip duration: 71 seconds
Views: 758
Timestamp in movie: 01h 11m 13s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: drama
Summary: Will Hunting has a genius-level IQ but chooses to work as a janitor at MIT. When he solves a difficult graduate-level math problem, his talents are discovered by Professor Gerald Lambeau, who decides to help the misguided youth reach his potential. When Will is arrested for attacking a police officer, Professor Lambeau makes a deal to get leniency for him if he will get treatment from therapist Sean Maguire.
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00:04 That's French for club soda
00:04 This is Professor Lambeau
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00:08 A shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included
00:07 No more shenanigans
00:05 We got snacks now
00:27 I don't know
00:26 You'd probably be better off shoving that cigarette up...
00:32 I didn't get on Cathy last night
00:14 You're an idiot
00:07 Do you play the piano
00:19 So what do you really want to do
00:15 I like to wear shorts
00:05 If you're gonna jerk off
00:04 I'm pumped
00:19 Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay
00:15 That's right
00:12 I knew you before you were a mathematical god
03:46 Your Honor
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