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You know, I was on this plane once, and I'm sittin' there, and

Good Will Hunting

You know,I was on this plane once, and I'm sittin' there, and... the captain gets on,he...

Good Will Hunting • 1997

You know,I was on this plane once, and I'm sittin' there, and... the captain gets on,he does his whole, you know, "we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet,"but then he puts the mike down. - He forgets to turn it off.- Mm-hmm. So he turns to the copilot.He's, like, "You know, all I could use right now isa fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin'up from the back of the plane... to tell himthe microphone's still on. This guy in the back of the plane's like,"Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee." You ever been on a plane? No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It worksbetter if I tell it in the first person. Yeah, it does

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You know I was on this plane once

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and I'm sittin' there and

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the captain gets on he does his whole you know

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we'll be cruisin' at 35 000 feet but then he puts the mike down

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He forgets to turn it off Mm hmm

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So he turns to the copilot He's like

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You know all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee

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So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane

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to tell him the microphone's still on

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This guy in the back of the plane's like Hey hon don't forget the coffee

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You ever been on a plane

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No but it's a fuckin' joke It works better if I tell it in the first person

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Yeah it does

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تعلم لقد كنت على متن تلك الطائرة ذات مرة

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و كنت أجلس هناك و

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و تحدث كابتن الطائرة إنه يقوم بعمله كما تعلم

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سوف نطوف على إرتفاع 35 000 قدم ثم وضع الميكروفون

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و نسى أن يغلقه

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ثم إتجه إلى الطيار الم ساعد و قال

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تعلم كل ما أستطيع أن أفعله الآن هو الجنس الفموى و فنجان من القهوة

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لذا الم ضيفة ذهبت من مؤخرة الطائرة

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لتخبره أن الميكروفون مازال مفتوحا

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و قال هذا الشخص الذى يجلس بمؤخرة الطائرة يا عزيزتى لا تنسى القهوة

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هل كنت على متن الطائرة

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لا إنها مزحة إنها تعمل بشكل أفضل إذا أخبرتها لأول شخص

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أجل إنها تفعل

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You know I was on this plane once

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And I'm sittin' there and uh

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the captain gets on he does his whole you know We'll be cruisin' at 35 000 feet

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But then he puts the mike down he forgets to turn it off

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And so he turns to the copilot He's like You know

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all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee

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So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone's still on

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This buy in the back of the plane's like Hey hon don't forget the coffee

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You ever been on a plane

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No but it's a fuckin' joke It works better if I tell it in the first person

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Yeah it does

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Jeg var engang oppe at flyve

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Kaptajnen lirede sin remse af og så glemte han at slukke mikrofonen

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Han sagde til sin makker Nu var det godt med lidt fransk og en kop kaffe

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Stewardessen hører det og drøner ud og jeg råber Husk kaffen skat

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Har du været oppe at flyve Nej men vitsen er bedst i jeg form

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Olin kerran lentokoneessa

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Kapteeni kertoi sen litanian korkeuksista sun muista

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Se pani mikin pois mutta unohti sulkea sen

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Se kääntyi lentoperämieheen päin ja sanoi

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Nyt maistuis suihinotto ja kuppi kahvia

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Lentoemäntä ryntäsi kertomaan että mikki on päällä

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ja yksi matkustajista huusi Hei älä unohda kahvia

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Oletko lentänyt koskaan En mutta vitsi toimii paremmin 1 persoonassa

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Un jour je prends l'avion

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Je suis à ma place

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Le pilote fait son numéro ''Nous volons à une altitude de ''

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ll pose le micro mais sans le couper

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ll se tourne vers le co pilote et lui dit

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''Ce qui me plairait bien c'est une petite pipe et un café ''

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L'hôtesse se rue pour leur dire que le micro est branché

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Et moi du fond je lui crie ''Oublie pas le café ''

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T'as déjà pris l'avion

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Non mais c'est mieux raconté à la première personne

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Effectivement

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Ich war mal im Flugzeug

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und sitze da so

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und der Kapitän erzählt das Übliche über die Flughöhe und so was

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und dann vergisst er das Mikro auszuschalten

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Er dreht sich zum Kopiloten

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und sagt Alles was ich jetzt brauche ist ein Kaffee und einen geblasen

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Die Stewardess rennt nach vorne um zu sagen dass das Mikro noch an ist

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Sagt ein Typ zu ihr Vergessen Sie den Kaffee nicht

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Bist du schon mal geflogen

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Nein aber in der Ich Form klingt es besser Ja stimmt

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You know I was on this plane once

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And I'm sittin' there and uh

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the captain gets on he does his whole you know We'll be cruisin' at 35 000 feet

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But then he puts the mike down he forgets to turn it off

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And so he turns to the copilot He's like You know

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all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee

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So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone's still on

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This buy in the back of the plane's like Hey hon don't forget the coffee

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You ever been on a plane

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No but it's a fuckin' joke It works better if I tell it in the first person

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Yeah it does

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Aku pernah di pesawat ini

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Aku duduk di sana

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Kaptennya masuk lalu berkata

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kita akan terbang di 35 000 kaki lalu dia letakkan mikrofonnya

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Dia lupa menyalakannya

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Lalu dia berpaling pada kopilot

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Sekarang ini aku hanya bisa melihat secangkir kopi

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Lalu pramugari datang dari belakangnya

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untuk mengatakan mikrofonnya masih menyala

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Orang di belakangnya berkata jangan lupa kopinya

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Kau pernah naik pesawat

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Tidak itu lelucon lebih lucu kalau aku sebagai orang pertama

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Ya

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飛行機に乗って

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座ってたら

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マイクで高度案内をした機長が

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スイッチを切り忘れた

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それに気づかず副操縦士に

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女にナメてもらいたいなそれとコーヒーだ

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あわてた女の乗務員は操縦室へ

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客が言ったコーヒーも忘れるな

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君が飛行機に

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一人称で話した方が面白い

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そうだな

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En gang var jeg ute og fløy

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Kapteinen lirte av seg leksa si og så glemte han å skru av mikrofonen

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Han sa til copiloten Det skulle smakt med oralsex og litt kaffe

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Flyvertinnen hører det og løper ut og jeg roper Husk kaffen kjære

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Har du vært ute og fløyet Nei men vitsen er best i jeg form

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Знаешь я как то летел в самолёте и тут пилот сообщил

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Наш полёт проходит на высоте И так далее Забыв выключить микрофон

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он повернулся ко второму пилоту и сказал

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Я бы сейчас с кем нибудь переспал и выпил чашечку кофе

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Стюардесса рванула в кабину чтобы выключить микрофон

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А один парень ей кричит Кофе не забудь

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Ты летал на самолёте

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Нет но эта шутка хороша от первого лица

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Пожалуй

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Una vez me subí a un avión

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y estaba sentado ahí

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y el capitán dijo Volaremos a una altura de 35 mil pies

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pero dejó el micrófono y olvidó apagarlo

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Entonces le dijo al copiloto

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Quisiera que me lo chuparan y me dieran una taza de café

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La azafata corrió desde atrás a decirle lo del micrófono

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y un pasajero le dijo Linda no olvides el café

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Te has subido a un avión

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No pero es un chiste Se oye mejor en primera persona

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Sí es cierto

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Jag satt på ett plan en gång

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Kaptenen kör sitt Vår marschhöjd blir 10700 m

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Han glömmer att stänga av micken och säger till andrepiloten

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Nu skulle det sitta fint med en avsugning och en kopp kaffe

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Värdinnan rusar fram för att säga att micken är på

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En kille ropar Glöm inte kaffet

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Har du suttit på ett plan nån gång Skämtet blir bättre i första person

Available in 14 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

598

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:59

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

Production

Lawrence Bender Productions,Be Gentlemen Limited Partnership,A Band Apart,The Weinstein Company

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Movie Summary

Will Hunting has a genius-level IQ but chooses to work as a janitor at MIT. When he solves a difficult graduate-level math problem, his talents are discovered by Professor Gerald Lambeau, who decides to help the misguided youth reach his potential. When Will is arrested for attacking a police officer, Professor Lambeau makes a deal to get leniency for him if he will get treatment from therapist Sean Maguire.