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"Goon" quotes

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Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way.

Director: Michael Dowse
Writer: Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg, Adam Frattasio (based on the book by), Douglas Smith (based on the book by)
Production: No Trace Camping, Caramel Films
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $4,168,528
Released: 24 Feb 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations.

57 Clips

Time to make up for your mistake Look at the penalty clock - Goon 00:19 Time to make up for your mistake Look at the penalty clock Nobody wants to play - Goon 00:07 Nobody wants to play You'll get better Push push push - Goon 00:05 You'll get better Push push push I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at - Goon 00:10 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at Ladies and gentlemen this is only the first period - Goon 00:13 Ladies and gentlemen this is only the first period I'm proud of you - Goon 00:07 I'm proud of you You're starting - Goon 00:15 You're starting You're spitting everywhere - Goon 00:25 You're spitting everywhere Hello Eva - Goon 01:05 Hello Eva You're so pretty - Goon 01:04 You're so pretty I really like your name - Goon 00:43 I really like your name Don't you fucking dare - Goon 00:05 Don't you fucking dare Nice one Dougie - Goon 00:14 Nice one Dougie You fucking pussy - Goon 00:17 You fucking pussy Are you there Doug It's me Margaret - Goon 00:05 Are you there Doug It's me Margaret I'm stupid You're gay I'm stupid he's gay - Goon 00:08 I'm stupid You're gay I'm stupid he's gay Of course I recognize you - Goon 00:16 Of course I recognize you I wanted to give this to mom and dad - Goon 00:50 I wanted to give this to mom and dad Who the fuck are you - Goon 01:03 Who the fuck are you Boys Coach - Goon 00:38 Boys Coach You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys - Goon 00:10 You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys Eye of the fucking tiger - Goon 00:07 Eye of the fucking tiger Am I the only one here - Goon 00:12 Am I the only one here Did you fall off a toilet paper roll - Goon 00:11 Did you fall off a toilet paper roll Don't go trying to be a hockey player - Goon 00:12 Don't go trying to be a hockey player Look no disrespect intended but honestly Fuck your parents - Goon 00:09 Look no disrespect intended but honestly Fuck your parents For Christ's sake - Goon 00:27 For Christ's sake Huntsy how long does it take you to get your hair like that - Goon 00:18 Huntsy how long does it take you to get your hair like that You little fuckin' dick weed - Goon 00:12 You little fuckin' dick weed I can't really talk right now - Goon 01:03 I can't really talk right now And I know you fuck your players - Goon 00:07 And I know you fuck your players I think I nailed him - Goon 00:04 I think I nailed him I was wondering if you like hot dogs - Goon 00:29 I was wondering if you like hot dogs I think we both have a light in our stomachs - Goon 00:16 I think we both have a light in our stomachs Ladies and gentlemen - Goon 00:29 Ladies and gentlemen I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before - Goon 01:10 I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before I'm here to do whatever they need me to do - Goon 00:08 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some shit - Goon 00:08 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some shit And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow - Goon 00:20 And for those of you who think you've got no practice... I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady - Goon 00:13 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old... You got this thing - Goon 00:22 You got this thing Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting - Goon 00:06 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop... It's just too bad those are your teammates that you fucked up out there - Goon 00:27 It's just too bad those are your teammates that you fucked... I broke up with him - Goon 00:35 I broke up with him Did you just watch Rudy - Goon 00:07 Did you just watch Rudy Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot - Goon 00:06 Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking... Well that was borderline treasonous - Goon 00:11 Well that was borderline treasonous What's happening here - Goon 00:32 What's happening here You have my respect - Goon 00:19 You have my respect We're sill in this thing - Goon 00:41 We're sill in this thing Stay away from my fucking Percocets - Goon 00:07 Stay away from my fucking Percocets What's your problem - Goon 01:50 What's your problem What are you doing - Goon 00:39 What are you doing They call you Thug - Goon 00:42 They call you Thug You motherfucker - Goon 01:12 You motherfucker What do you say son - Goon 00:58 What do you say son Where is LaFlamme - Goon 00:24 Where is LaFlamme

Cast

Doug Glatt - Seann William Scott
Ross Rhea - Liev Schreiber
Dr. Glatt - Eugene Levy