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Goon quotes

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Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way.

Director: Michael Dowse
Writer: Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg, Adam Frattasio (based on the book by), Douglas Smith (based on the book by)
Production: No Trace Camping, Caramel Films
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $4,168,528
Released: 24 Feb 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations.

44 Clips & Quotes

We're sill in this thing - Goon 01:38 We're sill in this thing You have my respect - Goon 00:42 You have my respect Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot - Goon 00:24 Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking... Where is LaFlamme - Goon 00:24 Where is LaFlamme Did you just watch Rudy - Goon 00:16 Did you just watch Rudy Well that was borderline treasonous - Goon 00:37 Well that was borderline treasonous What's happening here - Goon 01:50 What's happening here It's just too bad those are your teammates that you fucked up out there - Goon 00:58 It's just too bad those are your teammates that you fucked... What do you say son - Goon 00:58 What do you say son I broke up with him - Goon 00:57 I broke up with him Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting - Goon 00:21 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop... I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady - Goon 00:31 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old... You got this thing - Goon 00:48 You got this thing You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some shit - Goon 00:26 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some shit I'm here to do whatever they need me to do - Goon 00:26 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow - Goon 00:55 And for those of you who think you've got no practice... I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before - Goon 03:05 I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before I was wondering if you like hot dogs - Goon 01:12 I was wondering if you like hot dogs You motherfucker - Goon 01:12 You motherfucker I think we both have a light in our stomachs - Goon 00:43 I think we both have a light in our stomachs Ladies and gentlemen - Goon 01:14 Ladies and gentlemen I think I nailed him - Goon 00:11 I think I nailed him And I know you fuck your players - Goon 00:20 And I know you fuck your players You little fuckin' dick weed - Goon 00:34 You little fuckin' dick weed For Christ's sake - Goon 00:42 For Christ's sake They call you Thug - Goon 00:42 They call you Thug Don't go trying to be a hockey player - Goon 00:24 Don't go trying to be a hockey player Did you fall off a toilet paper roll - Goon 00:36 Did you fall off a toilet paper roll I can't really talk right now - Goon 01:40 I can't really talk right now Of course I recognize you - Goon 00:35 Of course I recognize you You fucking pussy - Goon 00:39 You fucking pussy What are you doing - Goon 00:39 What are you doing Don't you fucking dare - Goon 00:12 Don't you fucking dare I wanted to give this to mom and dad - Goon 02:57 I wanted to give this to mom and dad Who the fuck are you - Goon 01:50 Who the fuck are you What's your problem - Goon 01:50 What's your problem I really like your name - Goon 00:53 I really like your name You're starting - Goon 00:54 You're starting I'm proud of you - Goon 00:14 I'm proud of you Am I the only one here - Goon 00:37 Am I the only one here Eye of the fucking tiger - Goon 00:12 Eye of the fucking tiger You're spitting everywhere - Goon 00:48 You're spitting everywhere Nobody wants to play - Goon 00:15 Nobody wants to play I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at - Goon 00:34 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at

Cast

Doug Glatt - Seann William Scott
Ross Rhea - Liev Schreiber
Dr. Glatt - Eugene Levy
Xavier LaFlamme - Marc-André Grondin
Ronnie Hortense - Kim Coates
Rollie Hortense - Nicholas Campbell
Gord Ogilvey - Richard Clarkin
Marco Belchior - Jonathan Cherry
John Stevenson - Ricky Mabe
Park Kim - Larry Woo
Backup Goalie - Stephen Sim
Mrs. Glatt - Ellen David
Donovan - Mike Bell
Oldfield - Jeff Strome
Reg - Jeff Wahl
Sportscaster - Dave Wheeler
Bartender - Bryan Clark
Darren - David Duncan
Elderly Waitress - Patricia Zogar
Customer - James Durham
Guy in Leather Jacket - Don Carmody
O'Sullivan - Dominick Blais
Rod McCaudry - Curt Keilback
Shamrock's Coach - Tom Anniko
Teenage Singer - Amy Groening
Uncle Stevie - Ali Hassan
Assassin #1 - Sean Skene
Hamilton Defenseman - Ken St. Mars
Lowell Kings Opponent - Derek Poplawski
Mirimachi Opponent #1 - Tim Kiriluk
Mirimachi Opponent #2 - Lance 'The Snake' Cartwright
Huntington - Georges Laraque
MTL Tomahawak Player #1 - Andrew Degryse
Paris Hilton Lookalike - Veronica Malinowski
Brandon - Geoff Banjavich
Flannerty - Mark Olafson
Richard - David Lawrence
Reporter - Jim Toth
Quebec Fan - Marc Joyal
Stripper - Brandy Jaques
Albee Cohen - Howard Jerome
Mr. Goldsmith - Aron Tager
Young Woman - Sidney Leeder
Barbara Cohen - Sarah Scheffer
MTL Tomahawk Player #2 - Jay Roberts
Lineman #1 - Darren Ross
Iroquois #2 - Brent Poplawski
Iroquois #3 - Travis Mealy
Iroquius #4 - Mark Dann
Iroquiis #5 - Robert Borges
Assassin #2 - Jodi Stecyk
Assassin #3 - Christian Fraser
Assassin #4 - Chris Low
Assassin #5 - Doug Sinclair
Assassin #6 - Tim Horoshok
Assassin #7 - Glen Thompson
Conrord Goalie #1 - Nigel Rubeniuk
Quebec #1 - Jere Gillis
Quebec Coach - Billy Keane
Rachel - Braeley Hobbs
Autograph Seeker - Mitchell Kummen
Drunkard - Adam McCort
Hockey Fan - Cindy Myskiw
Restaurant Patron - Lorrie Papadopoulos
Assassin Player - Terry Ray
Production Assisstant #2 - Mike Smith
Crazy Fan - Clayton T. Stewart
Production Assisstant #3 - John Paul Tremblay
Production Assisstant #1 - Robb Wells
Referee Ryan Wood - Ryan Wood