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"Goon" quotes

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Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way.

Director: Michael Dowse
Writer: Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg, Adam Frattasio (based on the book by), Douglas Smith (based on the book by)
Production: No Trace Camping, Caramel Films
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $4,168,528
Released: 24 Feb 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations.

57 video clips

Gord OgilveyJohn StevensonDoug GlattRoss RheaPatRod MccaudryEvgeniOlegRollie HortenseEvaRonnie HortenseO'sullivanOldfieldDr. GlattIraMrs. GlattXavier LaflammeDonovanProduction Assisstant #2Huntington
Where is LaFlamme - Goon 00:24 Where is LaFlamme What do you say son - Goon 00:58 What do you say son You motherfucker - Goon 01:12 You motherfucker They call you Thug - Goon 00:42 They call you Thug What are you doing - Goon 00:39 What are you doing What's your problem - Goon 01:50 What's your problem Stay away from my fucking Percocets - Goon 00:07 Stay away from my fucking Percocets We're sill in this thing - Goon 00:41 We're sill in this thing You have my respect - Goon 00:19 You have my respect What's happening here - Goon 00:32 What's happening here Well that was borderline treasonous - Goon 00:11 Well that was borderline treasonous Did you just watch Rudy - Goon 00:07 Did you just watch Rudy I broke up with him - Goon 00:35 I broke up with him Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting - Goon 00:06 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop... You got this thing - Goon 00:22 You got this thing I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady - Goon 00:13 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my... And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow - Goon 00:20 And for those of you who think you've got no practice... You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some shit - Goon 00:08 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren or some... I'm here to do whatever they need me to do - Goon 00:08 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before - Goon 01:10 I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before Ladies and gentlemen - Goon 00:29 Ladies and gentlemen I think we both have a light in our stomachs - Goon 00:16 I think we both have a light in our stomachs I think I nailed him - Goon 00:04 I think I nailed him And I know you fuck your players - Goon 00:07 And I know you fuck your players I can't really talk right now - Goon 01:03 I can't really talk right now You little fuckin' dick weed - Goon 00:12 You little fuckin' dick weed Huntsy how long does it take you to get your hair like that - Goon 00:18 Huntsy how long does it take you to get your hair like that Look no disrespect intended but honestly Fuck your parents - Goon 00:09 Look no disrespect intended but honestly Fuck your parents Don't go trying to be a hockey player - Goon 00:12 Don't go trying to be a hockey player Did you fall off a toilet paper roll - Goon 00:11 Did you fall off a toilet paper roll Am I the only one here - Goon 00:12 Am I the only one here Eye of the fucking tiger - Goon 00:07 Eye of the fucking tiger You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys - Goon 00:10 You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys Boys Coach - Goon 00:38 Boys Coach I wanted to give this to mom and dad - Goon 00:50 I wanted to give this to mom and dad Of course I recognize you - Goon 00:16 Of course I recognize you I'm stupid You're gay I'm stupid he's gay - Goon 00:08 I'm stupid You're gay I'm stupid he's... Are you there Doug It's me Margaret - Goon 00:05 Are you there Doug It's me Margaret Nice one Dougie - Goon 00:14 Nice one Dougie Don't you fucking dare - Goon 00:05 Don't you fucking dare I really like your name - Goon 00:43 I really like your name You're so pretty - Goon 01:04 You're so pretty Hello Eva - Goon 01:05 Hello Eva You're spitting everywhere - Goon 00:25 You're spitting everywhere You're starting - Goon 00:15 You're starting I'm proud of you - Goon 00:07 I'm proud of you Ladies and gentlemen this is only the first period - Goon 00:13 Ladies and gentlemen this is only the first period I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at - Goon 00:10 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at You'll get better Push push push - Goon 00:05 You'll get better Push push push Nobody wants to play - Goon 00:07 Nobody wants to play Time to make up for your mistake Look at the penalty clock - Goon 00:19 Time to make up for your mistake Look at the penalty clock

Cast

Doug Glatt - Seann William Scott
Pat - Jay Baruchel
Eva - Alison Pill
Ross Rhea - Liev Schreiber
Dr. Glatt - Eugene Levy
Xavier LaFlamme - Marc-André Grondin
Ronnie Hortense - Kim Coates
Rollie Hortense - Nicholas Campbell
Gord Ogilvey - Richard Clarkin
Marco Belchior - Jonathan Cherry
John Stevenson - Ricky Mabe
Evgeni - George Tchortov
Oleg - Karl Graboshas
Park Kim - Larry Woo
Backup Goalie - Stephen Sim
Mrs. Glatt - Ellen David
Ira - David Paetkau
Donovan - Mike Bell
Oldfield - Jeff Strome
Reg - Jeff Wahl
Sportscaster - Dave Wheeler
Bartender - Bryan Clark
Darren - David Duncan
Elderly Waitress - Patricia Zogar
Customer - James Durham
Guy - Jeff Bromley
Guy in Leather Jacket - Don Carmody
Kelly - Kalyn Bomback
O'Sullivan - Dominick Blais
Rod McCaudry - Curt Keilback
Ref - James Knight
Shamrock's Coach - Tom Anniko
Teenage Singer - Amy Groening
Uncle Stevie - Ali Hassan
Assassin #1 - Sean Skene
Blanko - Gabriel Daniels
Hamilton Defenseman - Ken St. Mars
Lowell Kings Opponent - Derek Poplawski
Mirimachi Opponent #1 - Tim Kiriluk
Mirimachi Opponent #2 - Lance 'The Snake' Cartwright
Huntington - Georges Laraque
MTL Tomahawak Player #1 - Andrew Degryse
Paris Hilton Lookalike - Veronica Malinowski
Brandon - Geoff Banjavich
Flannerty - Mark Olafson
Richard - David Lawrence
Reporter - Jim Toth
Quebec Fan - Marc Joyal
Stripper - Brandy Jaques
Albee Cohen - Howard Jerome
Mr. Goldsmith - Aron Tager
Young Woman - Sidney Leeder
Barbara Cohen - Sarah Scheffer
MTL Tomahawk Player #2 - Jay Roberts
Lineman #1 - Darren Ross
Iroquois #2 - Brent Poplawski
Iroquois #3 - Travis Mealy
Iroquius #4 - Mark Dann
Iroquiis #5 - Robert Borges
Assassin #2 - Jodi Stecyk
Assassin #3 - Christian Fraser
Assassin #4 - Chris Low
Assassin #5 - Doug Sinclair
Assassin #6 - Tim Horoshok
Assassin #7 - Glen Thompson
Conrord Goalie #1 - Nigel Rubeniuk
Quebec #1 - Jere Gillis
Quebec Coach - Billy Keane
BGP - Shailee Ferguson
Rachel - Braeley Hobbs
Agin - Jacob Klick
Autograph Seeker - Mitchell Kummen
Simard - Christian Lalonde
Drunkard - Adam McCort
Hockey Fan - Cindy Myskiw
Restaurant Patron - Lorrie Papadopoulos
Assassin Player - Terry Ray
Production Assisstant #2 - Mike Smith
Crazy Fan - Clayton T. Stewart
Production Assisstant #3 - John Paul Tremblay
Production Assisstant #1 - Robb Wells
Referee Ryan Wood - Ryan Wood