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Goon

You're gay! I'm stupid and he's gay. Stupid. Gay. You have one stupid son and you've got a...

Goon 2011
Doug Glatt:

I wanted to give this to mom and dad, actually. Mrs. Glatt:
Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby. Doug Glatt:
It's not a hobby. It's my job, mom. I'm a hockey player. Dr. Glatt:
Have you thought at all to the head injuries that come with playing such a violent sport? The concussions? Mrs. Glatt:
How long do you think you can do this? Ira:
Mom! Dr. Glatt:
It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years. Doug Glatt:
No it isn't. Dr. Glatt:
You can do anything except punch people, okay? Doug Glatt:
No I couldn't. Dr. Glatt:
You can teach! Doug Glatt:
No, I can't! Okay? I can't because I'm Stupid. I'm stupid! Ira:
Doug, you're not that Stupid. Doug Glatt:
I am. I'm Stupid. [to Ira] Doug Glatt:
You're gay! I'm stupid and he's gay. Stupid. Gay. You have one stupid son and you've got a gay son. For once in my life I'm actually a part of something. I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "security" on it. Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. Not, for whatever reason, you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong and I can protect people. That's who I am. That's what I do. And you should be proud of me

Full Transcript

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I can't okay
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I can't because I'm stupid I'm stupid
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Doug you're not that stupid I am
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I'm stupid You're gay I'm stupid he's gay
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Stupid gay We get it
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Stupid gay Okay
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You have one stupid son and a gay son
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Oh God For once in my life
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I'm a part of something
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I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have Security on it
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Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it
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For whatever reason you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor
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I have fist smarts I can fight I'm strong
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I could protect people
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That's who I am it's what I do and you should be proud of me
Duration
50 seconds
Views
1,564
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:47
Uploaded
Dec 05, 2022
Genres
Production
Inferno Pictures,Don Carmody Productions,Caramel Films,No Trace Camping,DragonCove Studios,Myriad Pictures,Taurus Film

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Movie Summary

Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way.

Actors

Seann William Scott
Doug Glatt
Ellen David
Mrs. Glatt
Eugene Levy
Dr. Glatt