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"Goosebumps" quotes

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After moving to a small town, Zach Cooper finds a silver lining when he meets next door neighbor Hannah, the daughter of bestselling Goosebumps series author R.L. Stine. When Zach unintentionally unleashes real monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it’s suddenly up to Stine, Zach and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.

Director: Rob Letterman
Writer: Darren Lemke, Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 60/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $80,080,379
Released: 16 Oct 2015
Awards: 4 nominations
ZACH Madison Delaware Wow - Goosebumps 00:20 ZACH Madison Delaware Wow My name is Mr R L Stine - Goosebumps 00:33 My name is Mr R L Stine You're him aren't you - Goosebumps 00:44 You're him aren't you Hello Mr Stine Hello Mr Black - Goosebumps 00:04 Hello Mr Stine Hello Mr Black Maybe they're friendly - Goosebumps 00:12 Maybe they're friendly But she's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath - Goosebumps 00:08 But she's locked in this house and her dad's a... INVISIBLE BOY You forgot about me - Goosebumps 00:05 INVISIBLE BOY You forgot about me I said get me out Oh no Keep going He's chasing us - Goosebumps 00:05 I said get me out Oh no Keep going He's chasing us You know how they say teenagers have no fear of death - Goosebumps 00:12 You know how they say teenagers have no fear of death So you're the new neighbor - Goosebumps 00:15 So you're the new neighbor He's a big teddy bear - Goosebumps 00:13 He's a big teddy bear Now open the book scaredy cat - Goosebumps 00:07 Now open the book scaredy cat Why'd you move to Madison - Goosebumps 00:27 Why'd you move to Madison You have any idea what the penalty is - Goosebumps 00:10 You have any idea what the penalty is What are you doing here Go home - Goosebumps 01:11 What are you doing here Go home All of you in the car now - Goosebumps 00:07 All of you in the car now You have the right to remain silent - Goosebumps 00:06 You have the right to remain silent As long as the books remain locked we're safe - Goosebumps 00:08 As long as the books remain locked we're safe I know I speak for the entire administration - Goosebumps 00:12 I know I speak for the entire administration Who are you calling dummy dummy - Goosebumps 00:08 Who are you calling dummy dummy Find anything you can to barricade the doors - Goosebumps 00:08 Find anything you can to barricade the doors Come on open the book - Goosebumps 00:30 Come on open the book Yes Zach follow the stranger into the woods - Goosebumps 00:11 Yes Zach follow the stranger into the woods What is it - Goosebumps 00:18 What is it There you are Are you okay - Goosebumps 00:09 There you are Are you okay Sorry folks I'd slow down - Goosebumps 00:06 Sorry folks I'd slow down Slappy's not happy - Goosebumps 00:10 Slappy's not happy I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis - Goosebumps 00:08 I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp - Goosebumps 00:23 That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp Why'd you come up with something so freaky - Goosebumps 00:15 Why'd you come up with something so freaky How far are we from the high school - Goosebumps 00:32 How far are we from the high school Who you calling dummy - Goosebumps Who you calling dummy Aah!
Hannah. No. - Goosebumps 00:05 Aah! Hannah. No. All my friends in one place. - Goosebumps 00:20 All my friends in one place. All of you in the car now - Goosebumps 00:06 All of you in the car now All right. Everyone, everyone,
everyone calm down. Okay? - Goosebumps 00:13 All right. Everyone, everyone, everyone calm down. Okay? Are you okay?
Yeah. - Goosebumps 00:08 Are you okay? Yeah. Are you okay?
Yeah. - Goosebumps 00:19 Are you okay? Yeah. Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. - Goosebumps 00:10 Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. But she's locked in this house and her dad's a psychopath - Goosebumps 00:08 But she's locked in this house and her dad's a... Come close. Don't be shy. - Goosebumps 00:24 Come close. Don't be shy. Come on.
It's distracted. - Goosebumps 00:16 Come on. It's distracted. Come on open the book - Goosebumps 00:30 Come on open the book Come on. - Goosebumps 00:09 Come on. Dad! - Goosebumps 00:12 Dad! Did it work? - Goosebumps 00:10 Did it work? Do you see the scratches
on that wall? - Goosebumps 00:22 Do you see the scratches on that wall? Dropped calls are gonna be the
least of this town's problems. - Goosebumps 00:11 Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's pro... Dude, this way.
Come on. Come on. - Goosebumps 00:05 Dude, this way. Come on. Come on. Dude,
we should call the cops. - Goosebumps 00:09 Dude, we should call the cops. Find anything you can to barricade the doors - Goosebumps 00:06 Find anything you can to barricade the doors Follow the scent. - Goosebumps 00:06 Follow the scent. Get back. - Goosebumps 00:27 Get back. Go, go, go!
It's not gonna hold! Go! - Goosebumps 00:07 Go, go, go! It's not gonna hold! Go! Hannah. - Goosebumps 00:12 Hannah. Hannah? What is happening?
How did that pop out of a book? - Goosebumps 00:19 Hannah? What is happening? How did that pop out of a book? He seems - Goosebumps 00:11 He seems Hello Mr Stine Hello Mr Black - Goosebumps 00:04 Hello Mr Stine Hello Mr Black He's burning the books.
Why's he doing that? - Goosebumps 00:14 He's burning the books. Why's he doing that? He's stuck to my face. - Goosebumps 00:15 He's stuck to my face. How far are we from the high school - Goosebumps 00:31 How far are we from the high school Congratulations.
You've just released a demon. - Goosebumps 00:24 Congratulations. You've just released a demon. I don't remember writing
about a giant praying mantis. - Goosebumps 00:16 I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis. I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis - Goosebumps 00:08 I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis I was just gonna say
"hug me again," - Goosebumps 00:07 I was just gonna say "hug me again," I know I speak for the entire administration - Goosebumps 00:11 I know I speak for the entire administration Look. Those things out there, - Goosebumps 00:21 Look. Those things out there, I may have written
one more book. - Goosebumps 00:06 I may have written one more book. - I'm not making...
- Aah! - Goosebumps 00:10 - I'm not making... - Aah! I'm sorry. - Goosebumps 00:09 I'm sorry. It's coming from that room. - Goosebumps 00:08 It's coming from that room. - It's locked.
- This way. - Goosebumps 00:05 - It's locked. - This way. - Lock it! Lock it!
- Okay. - Goosebumps 00:18 - Lock it! Lock it! - Okay. "Madison, Delaware." Wow. - Goosebumps 00:20 "Madison, Delaware." Wow. Maybe if I hold on to you
tight enough... - Goosebumps 00:07 Maybe if I hold on to you tight enough... Maybe they're friendly. - Goosebumps 00:10 Maybe they're friendly. Maybe they're friendly - Goosebumps 00:09 Maybe they're friendly Mom are you positive there weren't any other places - Goosebumps 00:16 Mom are you positive there weren't any other places My dad's gonna kill me. - Goosebumps 00:12 My dad's gonna kill me. No.
No. - Goosebumps 00:10 No. No. Oh, my God.
How'd you do that? - Goosebumps 00:23 Oh, my God. How'd you do that? Oh, God, this is a bad idea. - Goosebumps 00:06 Oh, God, this is a bad idea. Oh, my God! - Goosebumps 00:12 Oh, my God! Oh, no, no, no.
We got to get out of here. - Goosebumps 00:22 Oh, no, no, no. We got to get out of here. Oh, Papa. - Goosebumps 00:10 Oh, Papa. Okay. I'll give you
a 60-second head start. - Goosebumps 00:10 Okay. I'll give you a 60-second head start. Okay, stay here
and watch the driveway. - Goosebumps 00:18 Okay, stay here and watch the driveway. Please, no. Please. - Goosebumps 00:08 Please, no. Please. Run! - Goosebumps 00:06 Run!

Cast

Stine - Jack Black
Hannah - Odeya Rush
Champ - Ryan Lee
Gale - Amy Ryan