Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've...
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Zach Cooper:
You're him, aren't you? You're R.L.Stine. R.L. Stine:
R. L. who? I don't know who that is. Zach Cooper:
Oh really? Just as well cause his books suck. Hannah:
What are you doing? Zach Cooper:
I can't decide which I hate more: "Monster Blood" or "Go Eat Worms". Champ:
I'm so confused! Zach Cooper:
You see the endings coming from a mile away. It's like, stop trying to be Stephen King, man. R.L. Stine:
[slams on the brakes]
Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've sold way more books than him, but no one ever talks about that!
You're him, aren't you? You're R.L.Stine. R.L. Stine:
R. L. who? I don't know who that is. Zach Cooper:
Oh really? Just as well cause his books suck. Hannah:
What are you doing? Zach Cooper:
I can't decide which I hate more: "Monster Blood" or "Go Eat Worms". Champ:
I'm so confused! Zach Cooper:
You see the endings coming from a mile away. It's like, stop trying to be Stephen King, man. R.L. Stine:
[slams on the brakes]
Let me tell you something about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me. I've sold way more books than him, but no one ever talks about that!
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You're him aren't you
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SHIVERS Hm
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You're R L Stine SHIVERS R L who
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I don't know who that is
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ZACH Oh really
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Well just as well because his books suck
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What are you doing
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I can't decide which one I hate more
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Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms
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CHAMP I'm so confused
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You see the endings coming from a mile away
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It's like stop trying to be Stephen King man
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TIRES SCREECHING
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Let me tell you something about Steve King
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Steve King wishes he could write like me
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and I've sold way more books than him
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but nobody ever talks about that
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Movie Summary
After moving to a small town, Zach Cooper finds a silver lining when he meets next door neighbor Hannah, the daughter of bestselling Goosebumps series author R.L. Stine. When Zach unintentionally unleashes real monsters from their manuscripts and they begin to terrorize the town, it’s suddenly up to Stine, Zach and Hannah to get all of them back in the books where they belong.
